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	 Here's a question for you.
	Here's a question for you.
 	I've been waiting a couple of hours for somebody to do a job so that I can finish off something. It's not a difficult job, it's just a case of emailing me some login details that already exist. I've been waiting a couple of hours for them. This is a long way from being the first time. I hate being a grass, but I've felt the need to go over their heads.
If somebody's being shit at their job and it's affecting your ability to do yours, at what point would you stop having a go at them about it and consider it fair game to go to their manager?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 This is a fucking annoying IT thing
	This is a fucking annoying IT thing
 	I've been waiting all day for one of our customers to enable remote access.  You'd think they were fucking Barclays bank or something, not a pissant housing association in Scotland
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 What pisses me off, is that this person I'm waiting on was sent the original request.
	What pisses me off, is that this person I'm waiting on was sent the original request.
 	She then said "you need to request this from IT", knowing full well we have to go to her to get the bloody details. Why the fuck couldn't she just email them straight down to us?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 This fucks me off.
	This fucks me off.
 	I get an email with a problem, and respond about 10 minutes later after having a look, looking for more info.
Invariably I hear nothing back for a fortnight where they're asking me what's happening with it.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 THIS^^^^^^^^^^
	THIS^^^^^^^^^^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 I only deal with the managers in the first place
	I only deal with the managers in the first place
 	The problem then being that you just have to go along with it when they're shit
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 I'm a bit conflicted, truth be told.
	I'm a bit conflicted, truth be told.
 	Because although I hate being a grass, I do love a whiny-whiny-bitch-bitch.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 Email them again, with your original request at the bottom
	Email them again, with your original request at the bottom
 	And cc their manager.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 bcc FTW
	bcc FTW
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 snitches get stitches
	snitches get stitches
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 hehe
	hehe
 	I hate bcc
Some of our customers now raise support incidents by cc-ing in a director.  CUNTS!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 This happens to us, sometimes.
	This happens to us, sometimes.
 	Luckily the directors couldn't give the tiniest shit unless actual contracts are involved.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 If our IT "support" company don't get back to us I frequently have to cc their manager in on replies
	If our IT "support" company don't get back to us I frequently have to cc their manager in on replies
 	because they're fucking shit.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 This, sadly, happens a lot.
	This, sadly, happens a lot.
 	Makes the rest of us look like cunts.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 If someone does this to me, I'll go to great lengths to make them look a fuckwit.
	If someone does this to me, I'll go to great lengths to make them look a fuckwit.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 this^
	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 BRICK IN YO FACE
	BRICK IN YO FACE
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 They get one chance.
	They get one chance.
 	Fuck up and you're on your own.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:45,
	
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	 THIS^
	THIS^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Seems a bit harsh.
	Seems a bit harsh.
 	Perhaps that's my bloody problem. Too soft.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 No, thats not harsh
	No, thats not harsh
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 I mentioned to her manager that we'd not heard a peep from her in two hours
	I mentioned to her manager that we'd not heard a peep from her in two hours
 	and suddenly she emails me. What a coincidence.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Yo ass is grass
	Yo ass is grass
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 I'm going to do what Tangles said and copy her manager in on all requests in future.
	I'm going to do what Tangles said and copy her manager in on all requests in future.
 	Sorry love, you can't be trusted.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 Those tiny, tiny things downstairs are testicles
	Those tiny, tiny things downstairs are testicles
 	Well done on finding them!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 I need to start wearing man pants.
	I need to start wearing man pants.
 	These lacy thongs are too restrictive.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 keep......going......
	keep......going......
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 As soon as someone doesn't do what I want, or when I want.
	As soon as someone doesn't do what I want, or when I want.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Wait for them to go on a break, then shit in their bin and set fire to it.
	Wait for them to go on a break, then shit in their bin and set fire to it.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 Simple and effective
	Simple and effective
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 nah that was me soz, i didn't measure first
	nah that was me soz, i didn't measure first
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 That is brilliant.
	That is brilliant.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Measure twice and order once!
	Measure twice and order once!
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 oh god the plumber is here now, i offered tea
	oh god the plumber is here now, i offered tea
 	he said yes and i said Earl Grey or Builders, he said what's builders tea and I had to explain and now I look like prick
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 Haha you tosser.
	Haha you tosser.
 	"Basically I'm asking you if you'd like a cup of cheap shitty own brand tea because tradespeople are common and have no taste".
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 that's exactly how it sounded, now he's gonna shit in my hot water tank :(
	that's exactly how it sounded, now he's gonna shit in my hot water tank :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 That's exactly how it sounded because that's exactly what you said.
	That's exactly how it sounded because that's exactly what you said.
 	Frankly, I might come around and take a sympathy shit in your hot water tank.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 you are a fucking idiot
	you are a fucking idiot
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 i get all nervous
	i get all nervous
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 you aren't used to being around real men are you? bless
	you aren't used to being around real men are you? bless
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Jasper owns a haulage company does that count?
	Jasper owns a haulage company does that count?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 I imagine you are actually removing your trousers and underwear as you write that before standing with one foot on a low chair.
	I imagine you are actually removing your trousers and underwear as you write that before standing with one foot on a low chair.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 bit weird
	bit weird
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 So was your comment.
	So was your comment.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 no it wasn't
	no it wasn't
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 It was when you said it with your tackle hanging out and your foot on the smallest of his nested tables.
	It was when you said it with your tackle hanging out and your foot on the smallest of his nested tables.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 but that was in your imagination, which is what makes it weird
	but that was in your imagination, which is what makes it weird
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 GET OUT OF NAKERS HOUSE AND PUT AWAY YOUR TODGER!!!!
	GET OUT OF NAKERS HOUSE AND PUT AWAY YOUR TODGER!!!!
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 no, i do what i want. you cant stop me, no one can.
	no, i do what i want. you cant stop me, no one can.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 hello
	hello
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 are you going to do another one of your funny jokes on me?
	are you going to do another one of your funny jokes on me?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:09,
	
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	 She's just positioning her giant thumb above your head.
	She's just positioning her giant thumb above your head.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 dance for me
	dance for me
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 Thumb of Damocles
	Thumb of Damocles
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 i am sorry i don't remember that
	i am sorry i don't remember that
 	because it seems that my sleep-jokes are HILARIOUS
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 'fanker'
	'fanker'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 he is weird
	he is weird
 	a weird cunt
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 i agree entirely. especially the cunt bit.
	i agree entirely. especially the cunt bit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 harsh.
	harsh.
 	I shall be raising this terrible bullying when I next see your mrs.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 Your the man with an internet weirdo swinging his bits around your living room.
	Your the man with an internet weirdo swinging his bits around your living room.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 STOP IMAGINING NAKERS LIVING ROOM YOU PERVERT
	STOP IMAGINING NAKERS LIVING ROOM YOU PERVERT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 What sort of a cunt tradesman doesn't know what builders tea means?
	What sort of a cunt tradesman doesn't know what builders tea means?
 	He must actually be posher than you.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 You know the French just call 'french kissing' 'kissing' right?
	You know the French just call 'french kissing' 'kissing' right?
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 le sluts
	le sluts
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 Hello?
	Hello?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 So what? Anyone with a brain knows what builders tea is, regardless of whether they are a builder or not.
	So what? Anyone with a brain knows what builders tea is, regardless of whether they are a builder or not.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 Perhaps he was confused at being offered a choice of teas
	Perhaps he was confused at being offered a choice of teas
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 Yorkshire tea, when I'm 'ere.
	Yorkshire tea, when I'm 'ere.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 I imagine that is the case.
	I imagine that is the case.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:09,
	
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	 i suspect he was winding up the posh twat
	i suspect he was winding up the posh twat
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 hang on, who's a posh twat?
	hang on, who's a posh twat?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 the plumber thought you were
	the plumber thought you were
 	i assume
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 well i never!
	well i never!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:20,
	
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	 "I speak one language: 'Fix it or get out'."
	"I speak one language: 'Fix it or get out'."
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 What can we use to host images now B3tards has gone?
	What can we use to host images now B3tards has gone?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:14,
	
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	 I heard from this website "the reddits" that imgur is alright.
	I heard from this website "the reddits" that imgur is alright.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:15,
	
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	 Fucking hell, if you search for "imgur gifs" then google images throws up a picture a woman covered in spunk
	Fucking hell, if you search for "imgur gifs" then google images throws up a picture a woman covered in spunk
 	and a naked japanese girl sucking a dildo.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:19,
	
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	 it's like google, it brings up results relevant to your interests
	it's like google, it brings up results relevant to your interests
 	you perv
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:24,
	
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 	google supermarkets
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:25,
	
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	 i'm glad you finallly understand
	i'm glad you finallly understand
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:27,
	
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	 has it?
	has it?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:16,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 photobucket
	photobucket
 	Even though it is "shit"
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 Can you put gifs on it?
	Can you put gifs on it?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 Why does everything end up coming back to be about Jason.
	Why does everything end up coming back to be about Jason.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:18,
	
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	 Yeah
	Yeah
 	The interface is bobbins though
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:18,
	
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	 That sounds shit.
	That sounds shit.
 	Can you make b3tards work please?
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:20,
	
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	 I dont even know who ran it, sorry
	I dont even know who ran it, sorry
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:27,
	
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	 Rob Tinsley, apparently
	Rob Tinsley, apparently
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:28,
	
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	 Stupid cunt
	Stupid cunt
 	Fix your fucking website Rob
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:30,
	
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	 So Nakers is currently being plumbed eh?
	So Nakers is currently being plumbed eh?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:28,
	
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	 O_O
	O_O
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:29,
	
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	 Gonna need a bigger wrench
	Gonna need a bigger wrench
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:29,
	
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