Do you know what love is?
Alt: do you want me to show you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:33, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's a zero score in tennis, you numpty.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Eggs!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:39, Reply)

i met my friend for dinner yesterday
he was wearing red trousers and a red t-shirt, and he's ginger.

i thought of you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Oof.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Maybe he was trying to draw attention away from your gingerness?

( Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Yes I do.
No I don't - I want to see sunshine after the rain.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:40, Reply)

You make my pants wanna get up and dance
You make my face wanna grin
You make my knees wanna kneel down, say, "Please"
Honey, won't you kiss again?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)

You give love a bad name.

( Muns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Love is like a bottle of gin
But a bottle of gin is not like love
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Initially quite pleasant but will soon leave you feeling sick, sore and short on cash?
I dont think you've though this through.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)

It makes you blind, it does you in
It makes you think you're pretty tough
It makes you prone to crime and sin
It makes you say thing off the cuff
It's very small and made of glass
and grossly over-advertised
It turns a genius into an arse
and makes a fool think he is wise
It could make you regret your birth
or turn cartwheels in your best suit
It costs a lot more than it's worth
and yet there is no substitute
They keep it on a higher shelf
the older and more pure it grows
It has no colour in itself
but it can make you see rainbows
You can find it at the Bowery
or you can find it at Elaine's
It makes your words more flowery
It makes the sun shine, makes it rain
You just get what they put in
and they never put in enough
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Once upon a time I was falling in love.
Now Im only falling apart
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Probably AIDS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Yurt prick

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Upset^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Baby don't hurt me
no more
( Peej, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)

It's a force from above
stealing my soul.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Bloody foreigner.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)

LETS GET 1000 LIKES TO CLOSE /OT 4EVA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 14:06, Reply)