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Fuck, exwife has contacted me through fb. Not seen the mad fucker for 20 something years, marriage lasted 7months. Got some nice pressies though.When did you lastget a kick in the genitals from social media?
Btw, she's not after a shag, just wants to be fb chums.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 17:58,
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Harters Mk 2 ^
You'll be eating curried goat and drinking Red Stripe by the end of the week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:00,
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Ha!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:01,
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She's not of the brown persuasion. Wasn't last time I looked.She's just dumped hubby number four :(
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:04,
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I assumes she likes toast then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:06,
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Looking to hook back up with number one
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:18,
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crop rotation
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:51,
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crop rotation buck rogers
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:17,
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Hartly hare^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:04,
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Does hh have a mental ex?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:05,
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Don't we all?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:05,
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Your current wife has contacted me through fb
Btw, she doesn't want to be fb chums, she's just after a shag
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:06,
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Textbook.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:06,
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Make sure you pay in advance please.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:08,
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The only reason people contact their exes via facebook is because they are bored in the mirth of their own making.
Especially after that length of time.
Delete and block.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:06,
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7 months? Fucking hell that makes my marriage seriously long term by comparison.
Why did you split up? Details man. Details.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:08,
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We were both 22, med students. It seemed a good idea at the time through a fug of booze, coke, interesting chemicals and shagging.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:09,
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That sounds dull. Please make up a more interesting version of events. Thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:13,
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Nah, we were really into each other. Summer holidays came, she went to Italy for a few weeks with her mates, and ended up shagging a taxi driver. She told me, Itold her to fuck off. Assay, we got some cool pressies. I
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:18,
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Sounds a classy woman.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:19,
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Parents rich ad Creseus, common as fuck. God knows what the wedding cost.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:21,
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Bit young really.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:19,
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:((
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:21,
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hahaha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:22,
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That,s actually humorous.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:28,
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Dr can't even spell bones correctly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:38,
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summer loving
had me a blast
summer loving
happened so fast
i met a girl
crazy for me
met a boy
he drove a taxi
and he wasn't my husband
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:26,
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The logic is simple
You married and divorced a woman.
Women are mental.
Therefore, your ex is mental.
And that's SCIENCE!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:11,
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You have a head, it looks like a bollock
Therefore you are a bollock head
That's SCIENCE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:17,
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Tweeting this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:18,
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syllogisms
all men are bastards
naked ape is a man
therefore naked ape is a bastard
that's PHILOSOPHY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:26,
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Misanthropy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:32,
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my friend just recommended this place for american trip later in the year
did they not think about the name?
www.artisanalbistro.com/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:30,
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#Susanalbumparty
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 18:33,
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If you work in any sort of professional capacity in which you present to clients or have to use your real name
Don't go on facebook.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:17,
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Depends on the privacy settings you select.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:22,
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I don't really know how that works, I suppose
But I'm the ugly face of my own business, have a questionable but generally legal past and don't want the two to collide.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:30,
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I'm on fb, twitter etc, but have max privacy settings, and don't posr tales of massive drugs, etc.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:41,
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But you can still be contacted by people who want to contact you.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:46,
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You can block them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:48,
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And then they say to the rest of Farcebook....?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:49,
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Ive not upset anyone enough tohave them smear me hopefully...
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:56,
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It's not a smear campaign that worries me
Professionally I'd be friends with x and y
I'd also be friends with A and B who are nutters from my old life. X and Y might find the days I spent with A and B somewhat hair-raising.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:58,
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As sub-thread start
I've got a fairly distinctive real name too, so best not.
I don't think I'm missing much.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:17,
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I went to a wedding a year or so ago and people I'd not seen for ages asked why I wasn't on FB
So I signed up and thought it was a big waste of time.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:30,
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^ this
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:49,
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Shocking. Absolutely shocking. This is day two of my hangover following heavey drinking on Friday and Saturday.
How are you son?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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I think this is full on alcohol poisoning.
Good news about work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:17,
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Your time on B3ta over the years will have prepared you well for a psychiatric hospital.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:22,
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Tits or gtfo
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:01,
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( . )( . )
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:02,
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I'm an arse man myself
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:16,
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Will you ever win?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:28,
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Turn around, ask yourself
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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Did you have a dream? A dream come true?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:45,
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bit gay
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:17,
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only 4 u bbz xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:19,
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Put a tenant in a flat on Sunday
Up two flights of stairs, following her in her very tight jeans.
I really was struggling to talk to her. Cracking jugs too.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:24,
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Nothing pervy about this post ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:25,
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I went back down the stairs on a hairy pogo stick
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:26,
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I had to sit in the car and pant a bit before I was fit to drive home.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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p w
t k
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:37,
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I took the whole situation into my own hands subsequently
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:43,
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did sik
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:29,
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roffle
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:34,
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Yeah, looks are all that matter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:31,
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I saw that. Made me feel sick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 20:59,
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You'd need to unhinge your jaw
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:07,
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I'm still working.
This isn't good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 21:35,
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HMHB Party on sportscow's facebook wall
Last one there is a Joy Division Oven Glove.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:01,
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Blue Badge Abuser is a classic.
Not that I have any idea what a 'sportscow wall' looks like.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:08,
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OI CUNT STOP PICKING ON ME
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:39,
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Which cunt in particular are you referencing
You niggy noggy mi ex Julie banger?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:42,
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All of the Ex's cunts
not at the same time though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:44,
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How are you anyway mate?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:45,
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Fucking good
very good, I'm playing the piss of recruiters game at the moment
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:47,
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What does that mean in English?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:49,
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I have loads of head-hunters calling me, emailing each week
I've turned it into a sport
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:51,
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You might - at some point - want to turn it in to a job.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:54,
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Valid point......just like the end of my SPEAR TIP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:56,
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Did your old company ever reform or is that dead in the water?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:57,
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Not so much dead in the water more like lead in the water
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:00,
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You?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:49,
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Spot on. Working too many hours, but enjoying life enough.
Should be heading to Spain for a few days next week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:55,
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The Dorris?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:56,
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She should be coming along as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 22:57,
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During the world cup are you mad?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:02,
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I'll be there for the Italy game.
On the piss. In the sun (well, not during the game, it'll be night). But in theory. In the sun.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:04,
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Dorris has no idea does she?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:06,
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Her suggestion!
Sunshine, football and booze.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:08,
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WINNAH^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:09,
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Jeff's missus makes an incredibly convincing woman on firt glance
but there's subtle clues for the dedicated observer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 8:32,
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