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alt: army parties, without the shadow of a doubt. one night, half the blokes spent an hour seeing who could fit the most brown m&m's up their own arsehole.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

+ substituting rabbit shit for some of them

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Squaddies are weird.
Mrs tangle's friend is marrying some ex-army bore later in the year. I am not looking forward to the wedding one bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I went to a squaddies wedding.
The best man speech revealed that the groom had cheated on his bride with numerous prostitutes.

It didn't last long.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:07, Reply)

A friend of mine married his cousin and got an ex-sailor for his best man
Asked the audience to come up and put their keys into a bowl if they had slept with the groom. About 10 pre-planted girls did

Then "Come on...." and 10 or so more get up
Then "COME ON...." and 25 blokes also get up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I saw the conductor of an orchestra do similar to that once
Flautist leaving to have a baby, presented with flowers, etc, conductor announces to the audience that the pround future dad is in the audience and would he stand up please.....so every bloke in the orchestra stands up...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Hello sailor!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:37, Reply)

all that time without women and that is what men get up to.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)