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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck you all it's Monday and I haven't got to work. What's making YOU say 'fuck you all' today?

Alt: wankers
altat: Al is a cunt.
altaltalt: Dozer is a prick
altaltaltalt: something about YM liking sex
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:09, 141 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
No, Fuck you...
as it's Monday and I *am* in work. Fuck you right in the ear for being off work and still posting here at 8am.


Alt: yup
altat: yup
altaltalt: yup
altaltaltalt: yup

Congrats on the most unoriginal alts since Dozer's full set of "alright", btw.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Get Fathelmed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:22, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:31, Reply)
yer

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:41, Reply)
I hope you
back into a trolley containing used needles and take one the size and shape of your dad's dick right in the brown eye.

Then die of anal cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:24, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Yer.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:46, Reply)
"and don't it make your browneye blue..."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Blimey. That's some proper rage there.
Someone put the price of salads up to 11 quid or sutin?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:34, Reply)
My car wouldn't start this morning
Never buying a Carrera again, thats two that have had shit electrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:35, Reply)
alright Battered, how's the charity work going?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:36, Reply)
I don't like to talk about my charity work at length until people are bored shitless and totally aware that I'm a sock choker.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:45, Reply)
do you like to cook in your spare time and think people are impressed by this?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:48, Reply)

to o c
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:55, Reply)
only spinach and ricotta stuff
i find it surprisingly easy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)
*throws Haynes manual*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Dunno, day's barely started, has it?
Not answering any of those alts
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Got to go into the office today
Don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Moving day today
Fuck everything
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:00, Reply)
On Friday night outside the pub I was in in Clerkenwell, a chap walking by clearly thought "Fuck you all" as he decided, there and then
to have a barbecue, on the side of the pavement.

4 reelz

Altaltaltaltalt: I watched Despicable Me 2. It was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Morning all
I have new sofas
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Exciting times
What sort of sofas? A 2-seater and a 3? Fabric or leather? Reclining or not reclining? WE MUST KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)
A 3 and a 4 with a chaise bit on the end

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:45, Reply)
How bored are you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Buy now. Pay later.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:45, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)
i missed the start of the spinach and ricotta meme so searched it
and found this cooking suggestion from the ape about dozer and tangles, which is making me lol and bowk in equal measures:

they could smear their willies with ricotta and then stuff each other
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)
oh hai breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 9:55, Reply)
genius

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)
It's surprisingly easy to do as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:03, Reply)
^ taker ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Safestyle have sacked Monty :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I say!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)
OH NOES! uPVC was his life!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Its OK, he has two jobs
He got one, he got one free
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:13, Reply)
It's a bit early for an LTI - so consider yourself reprimanded.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:16, Reply)
sorry baws

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Not much, I'm actually in a pretty good mood this morning
Had a fat weekend though, feel like I've put about a stone on, oof. Worth it though.

Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Chicken Tikka Naga on Saturday night
Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Oof, that sounds vicious

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:16, Reply)
It was really nice actually

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Two Hats should be worried
www.mdconnects.com/articles/1702/20140605/smoking-cannabis-can-shrink-the-size-and-shape-of-sperms.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)
No he shouldn't
humrep.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2014/06/03/humrep.deu116.full.pdf+html
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Nah, I've done my bit
I'm having NO more children
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:29, Reply)
^ Emphatically this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)
*fuck THAT fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:32, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:33, Reply)
this sounds like you are both advocating fucking children
pick on someone your own-

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Two is plenty
Any more than that and you need a bigger car and a bigger house.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I've found one to be sufficient.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Good call
One's a breeze
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:41, Reply)
I reckon on the whole two are easier than one
I mean, they basically look after each other, don't they
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:43, Reply)
By look after you mean fight like cat and dog, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Nah, mine don't scrap
They wind one another up and scream a lot, but it's basically harmless.

/fobtm
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:45, Reply)
/lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)
my nephew moans constantly that his sister has ruined his (8 years long) life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)

sister

aunt
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:47, Reply)
nah, they all love me
spoil them rotten, bribery works like a charm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:47, Reply)
My eldest has accused my of ruining her life
shes 6 and I've banned her from her laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I was told yesterday that I would be put on the naughty step if I turned the TV off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)
This morning I got "I wont be your best friend" as I couldnt be arsed to play Mariokart

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Well why the fuck not?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I was tired

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)
my brother and i used to love the original mariokart
but i had to be the princess, as the only girl, and her kart was a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Yoshi or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:31, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with you man?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:18, Reply)
It was 6:30am
I could barely see the TV, never mind play
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Fair enough

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:52, Reply)
she's totally right
she's just got the reason wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I thought we was fweinds :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Swings and roundabouts
Yeah, they look after each other most of the time, but they also fight like cat and dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I find that though they fight it is easier on a Sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover when they kind of take care of themselves
Though it is more of older child shouting "DADDY BOBAFETT IS ABOUT TO DRINK THE BLEACH!" Then I can intervene. When it was just one kid it was either watch her constantly or let her drink bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Amazon have just delivered my order of anti-homeless spikes! \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Amazon just delivered my game, woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)
^This homeys got game, son

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Shiiiiit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Cheeky cunts have offered £215,000 for my house
Its on at offers over £240,000 and worth at least £30,000 more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Up 270k up North?
It must have 24 bedrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:34, Reply)
5

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Do another of your moody 'sponsorship' events
You'll have the money in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)
hmmm, this just might work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
NO SWEARS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
It's worth what someone will pay for it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)
The bloke is comparing it with a similar sized house in another area though
Oh well, still on the market
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)
If you're in no hurry you can hold on for your asking price.
Someone will probably pay it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I just want a lot nearer
It is really decently valued. Bloke just being a chancer and saying accept my low offer or I'll fuck off

See you later then
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)
lucky you're not up for sale

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Indeed - supply far outstrips demand

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)
You should have shit down his neck

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
that's your answer to everything

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Thunder riiiiiiiise
Early in the morrrrning.

Im ok today. sorted out some PC woes. Im away to the Peak District this weekend too so am counting the hours.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:49, Reply)
When was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)
When Stunned was on holiday

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)
oh lol
your value just went up to a penny after all
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I think we could do with a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 11:57, Reply)

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