Maybe you're pregnant.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think its a problem similar to one Marc Almond had in the 80's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Say 'Hello'
Waves goodbye (to lunch).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Do you use up bodies like cigarettes?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)

AIDS?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)

16 types of semen

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)

berk is also sick
I BLAME YOU. WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT LAST ORDERS DRINK?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2302183
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Where did you eat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)

tortilla on the strand
al organised it ages ago, as he and devilintights and crackhouse go there a lot. i can't believe it was the food, as i just had a vegetable wrap, and everyone else is fine. i think it's a bug. i think you gave it to me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I'm OK.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I'm inwincible!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Glad to hear it Algernon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)

A box of assorted creams

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:49, Reply)

100 'LIKES' AND WE KEEP THE BABY!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)

200 and you get to sell it to Madonna

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Who's raising the baby?

( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I haven't thought this through

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Battered's parents

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:49, Reply)

lemmy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)

THERE IS NO BABY
THERE IS JUST A PILE OF VOMIT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Don't be so harsh to your unborn child!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Diced carrot-top.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)

You'll have social services round with an attitude like that!

( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Wouldn't do any harm to take a test though, eh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)

100% rusty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)

These things can be addressed.
www.bettybeauty.com

it'd probably work on armpits too.
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)

hahahahaha!
100% no odour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Gin, a hot bath and a knitting needle

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)

That is how I'm spending the evening, yes.
Who told you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Those yurts won't crochet themselves, you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Lucky guess...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)