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Whats on your plate?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I call lunch
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:39, 143 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
A lunch thread? At 1.40pm?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Yeah
What DID you have for lunch?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:43, Reply)
imma go and get some wheat crunchies

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Worcesterstersterstercestershire falvour

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:47, Reply)
^

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Tangy tomato FTW

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Not telling you

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I had some peanuts and a apple, it's probably kebab night.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Oh yes
What kind?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
It was a pink lady.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)
*fears*

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:50, Reply)
oh christ
*voms*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a bulimer
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Not a trace
Of food in my mouth.

I threw up.

I'm a bulimic I couldn't eat it if I tried
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:50, Reply)
*high fives*

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Sammidges and a chicken cup a soup
Oh, and a nectarine
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Humple pie with a saucy wink and it's all gravy.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I just signed up for twitter.
I am down with the kids and everything.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
\o/

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:53, Reply)
gaz me your wotsit and i can wotsit wiv you an that.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
@andyjcow

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:55, Reply)
Some other Manc fucker has got @sportscow

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)
INORITE
I did used to own sportscow.co.uk and sportscalf.co.uk but I forgot to renew them
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:04, Reply)
its available again

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Skint innit

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)
FFS its about £3 to register
Surely you could feed one child a bit less for a week.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I cant be fucking bothered to do anything with it, truth be told

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)
FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT
ALL YOUR BRAGGING ABOUT OWNING THEN LOSING THEM AND IT WAS JUST BEING LAZY... FOR SHAME SPORTERS FOR SHAME
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2301743
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Good stuff.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:54, Reply)
@ultimatehomunculus69

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)
*stalks*

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I was going to go and get a chip cob
but, in an uncharacteristic moment of self restraint, I went and got a reduced fat Tuna and Cucumber sandwich instead. Stupid fucking self restraint.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Hahahaha.
Stupid self restraint.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Like you've even heard of that...

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is why, Sporters.
He could be sitting there with a delicious hot chip butty. Butter dripping of his hand. What's he got? Poxy tuna sammidge.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)
He's let himself down, he's let us down, he's let everybody down

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)
He's let his cholesterol down

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Most importantly, he's let the Rugby Club down.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I'm gonna have a siesta
Following my eventful flight this morning.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)
What happened?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Medical emergency, they put they call out to ask if there was a doctor on board.
There wasn't, so we had a rapid decent to Madrid so they could cart some bloke off in an ambulance.

Added a good couple of hours on to the journey.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Fuck!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)
It was quite good if I'm being honest.
As we had a cab booked for 5 this morning and I was sure I'd oversleep, I made a tactical decision to stay up all night drinking.

The two hours on the tarmac in Madrid gave me a good opportunity for more sleep and to sober up.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)
TACTICS
I like it
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)
You can't teach that.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)
TIKKABOOSON

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)
You should've volunteered
I'm sure you could've blagged it until you landed.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)
A finger up the arse is a finger up the arse

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Two in the stink as there is no pink.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Put a claim in!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Where theres maim, theres a claim

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I'm not sure EasyJet do PPI

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I think it has to be 72hr anyway
www.theguardian.com/money/2014/jun/11/air-passengers-flight-delay-win
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)
IIRC you're entitled to compensation if a delay is over 5 hours.
Unless it's cancelled, then your rights regarding delays go bye bye, and a whole different set of rights apply. Which most airlines happily ignore.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Unforseen innit, so no claim.
It wasn't that much of an inconvenience anyway.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Had a three day stopover in Bratislava once thanks to a cancellation.
Still pursuing a payout, the regulators are on our side, but it has be dealt with in the jurisdiction of the country you were flying from. Which means we're getting fucking nowhere.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Like thats a real place pffftt

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:35, Reply)
It really fucking is.
having been stuck in the fucking dump for three days, I can verify that.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:41, Reply)
in that case so is Brobdingnag

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Ryanair don't fly there after a plane was taken down by a massive fly-swat.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Selfish cunt.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)
David Wood's latter work had a more adult slant

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Anal's brother?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
Yeah cool, don't follow me then
you half-Yid pegleg cunt.

Only got nine fucking followers, I need all the help I can get. And one of them's Nakers. He keeps calling it Myspace.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)
i am braving a pasta salad
this will be kill or cure. having chucked up 3 times already today, it may be a vain hope, but i have to go a client's thing tonight, and i can't go all faint and mushy headed :(
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Is this beer related?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Are you suggesting that she had unprotected sex in exchange for alcohol?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I was rather hoping so, yes

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
+ again

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:33, Reply)
If you come home early you can watch me eating beef sausage and grilled haloumi followed by a 'house special' doner kebab

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29, Reply)
House special. #ledge

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Maybe you're pregnant.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:32, Reply)
I think its a problem similar to one Marc Almond had in the 80's

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Say 'Hello'
Waves goodbye (to lunch).
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Do you use up bodies like cigarettes?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
AIDS?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
16 types of semen

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42, Reply)
berk is also sick
I BLAME YOU. WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT LAST ORDERS DRINK?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2302183
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)
haha

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Where did you eat?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)
tortilla on the strand
al organised it ages ago, as he and devilintights and crackhouse go there a lot. i can't believe it was the food, as i just had a vegetable wrap, and everyone else is fine. i think it's a bug. i think you gave it to me.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I'm OK.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I'm inwincible!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Glad to hear it Algernon.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
A box of assorted creams

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:49, Reply)
100 'LIKES' AND WE KEEP THE BABY!!!!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46, Reply)
200 and you get to sell it to Madonna

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Who's raising the baby?

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I haven't thought this through

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Battered's parents

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:49, Reply)
lemmy

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
THERE IS NO BABY
THERE IS JUST A PILE OF VOMIT
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Don't be so harsh to your unborn child!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Diced carrot-top.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)
You'll have social services round with an attitude like that!

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Wouldn't do any harm to take a test though, eh

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54, Reply)
100% rusty

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:55, Reply)
These things can be addressed.
www.bettybeauty.com

it'd probably work on armpits too.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
hahahahaha!
100% no odour
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Gin, a hot bath and a knitting needle

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
That is how I'm spending the evening, yes.
Who told you?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Those yurts won't crochet themselves, you know

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Lucky guess...

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Calzone and an espresso

(, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51, Reply)

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