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Whats on your plate?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I call lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:39,
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A lunch thread? At 1.40pm?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:40,
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Yeah
What DID you have for lunch?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:43,
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imma go and get some wheat crunchies
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:47,
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Worcesterstersterstercestershire falvour
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:47,
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^
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Tangy tomato FTW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Not telling you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:54,
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I had some peanuts and a apple, it's probably kebab night.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Oh yes
What kind?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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It was a pink lady.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:49,
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*fears*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:50,
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oh christ
*voms*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Then I saw her face
Now I'm a bulimer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:49,
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Not a trace
Of food in my mouth.
I threw up.
I'm a bulimic I couldn't eat it if I tried
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:50,
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*high fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:51,
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Sammidges and a chicken cup a soup
Oh, and a nectarine
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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Humple pie with a saucy wink and it's all gravy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:52,
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I just signed up for twitter.
I am down with the kids and everything.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:53,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:53,
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gaz me your wotsit and i can wotsit wiv you an that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:54,
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@andyjcow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:55,
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Some other Manc fucker has got @sportscow
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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INORITE
I did used to own sportscow.co.uk and sportscalf.co.uk but I forgot to renew them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:04,
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its available again
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:26,
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Skint innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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FFS its about £3 to register
Surely you could feed one child a bit less for a week.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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I cant be fucking bothered to do anything with it, truth be told
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT
ALL YOUR BRAGGING ABOUT OWNING THEN LOSING THEM AND IT WAS JUST BEING LAZY... FOR SHAME SPORTERS FOR SHAME
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2301743
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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Good stuff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:54,
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@ultimatehomunculus69
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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*stalks*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12,
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I was going to go and get a chip cob
but, in an uncharacteristic moment of self restraint, I went and got a reduced fat Tuna and Cucumber sandwich instead. Stupid fucking self restraint.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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Hahahaha.
Stupid self restraint.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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Like you've even heard of that...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:05,
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This is why, Sporters.
He could be sitting there with a delicious hot chip butty. Butter dripping of his hand. What's he got? Poxy tuna sammidge.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:14,
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He's let himself down, he's let us down, he's let everybody down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:14,
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He's let his cholesterol down
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15,
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Most importantly, he's let the Rugby Club down.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15,
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I'm gonna have a siesta
Following my eventful flight this morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07,
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What happened?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:07,
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Medical emergency, they put they call out to ask if there was a doctor on board.
There wasn't, so we had a rapid decent to Madrid so they could cart some bloke off in an ambulance.
Added a good couple of hours on to the journey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11,
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Fuck!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:11,
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It was quite good if I'm being honest.
As we had a cab booked for 5 this morning and I was sure I'd oversleep, I made a tactical decision to stay up all night drinking.
The two hours on the tarmac in Madrid gave me a good opportunity for more sleep and to sober up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16,
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TACTICS
I like it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:17,
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You can't teach that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:19,
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TIKKABOOSON
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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You should've volunteered
I'm sure you could've blagged it until you landed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12,
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A finger up the arse is a finger up the arse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:12,
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Two in the stink as there is no pink.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16,
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Put a claim in!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:15,
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Where theres maim, theres a claim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:18,
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I'm not sure EasyJet do PPI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:21,
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IIRC you're entitled to compensation if a delay is over 5 hours.
Unless it's cancelled, then your rights regarding delays go bye bye, and a whole different set of rights apply. Which most airlines happily ignore.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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Unforseen innit, so no claim.
It wasn't that much of an inconvenience anyway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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Had a three day stopover in Bratislava once thanks to a cancellation.
Still pursuing a payout, the regulators are on our side, but it has be dealt with in the jurisdiction of the country you were flying from. Which means we're getting fucking nowhere.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:34,
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Like thats a real place pffftt
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:35,
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It really fucking is.
having been stuck in the fucking dump for three days, I can verify that.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:41,
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in that case so is Brobdingnag
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:44,
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Ryanair don't fly there after a plane was taken down by a massive fly-swat.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46,
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Selfish cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:16,
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David Wood's latter work had a more adult slant
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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Anal's brother?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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Yeah cool, don't follow me then
you half-Yid pegleg cunt.
Only got nine fucking followers, I need all the help I can get. And one of them's Nakers. He keeps calling it Myspace.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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i am braving a pasta salad
this will be kill or cure. having chucked up 3 times already today, it may be a vain hope, but i have to go a client's thing tonight, and i can't go all faint and mushy headed :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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Is this beer related?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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Are you suggesting that she had unprotected sex in exchange for alcohol?
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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I was rather hoping so, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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+ again
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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If you come home early you can watch me eating beef sausage and grilled haloumi followed by a 'house special' doner kebab
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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House special. #ledge
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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Maybe you're pregnant.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:32,
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I think its a problem similar to one Marc Almond had in the 80's
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:36,
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Say 'Hello'
Waves goodbye (to lunch).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:38,
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Do you use up bodies like cigarettes?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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AIDS?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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16 types of semen
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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berk is also sick
I BLAME YOU. WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT LAST ORDERS DRINK?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:45,
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haha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47,
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Where did you eat?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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tortilla on the strand
al organised it ages ago, as he and devilintights and crackhouse go there a lot. i can't believe it was the food, as i just had a vegetable wrap, and everyone else is fine. i think it's a bug. i think you gave it to me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:52,
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I'm OK.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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I'm inwincible!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:01,
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Glad to hear it Algernon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:01,
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A box of assorted creams
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:49,
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100 'LIKES' AND WE KEEP THE BABY!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:46,
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200 and you get to sell it to Madonna
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47,
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Who's raising the baby?
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:47,
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I haven't thought this through
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:48,
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Battered's parents
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:49,
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lemmy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51,
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THERE IS NO BABY
THERE IS JUST A PILE OF VOMIT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:50,
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Don't be so harsh to your unborn child!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51,
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Diced carrot-top.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51,
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You'll have social services round with an attitude like that!
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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Wouldn't do any harm to take a test though, eh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:54,
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100% rusty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:55,
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These things can be addressed.
www.bettybeauty.comit'd probably work on armpits too.
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Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:57,
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hahahahaha!
100% no odour
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:59,
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Gin, a hot bath and a knitting needle
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:59,
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That is how I'm spending the evening, yes.
Who told you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:00,
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Those yurts won't crochet themselves, you know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:02,
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Lucky guess...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 15:04,
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Calzone and an espresso
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:51,
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