So. Farewell then
Jeremy Paxman
Journalist
And much loved
presenter of
Newsnight

We never did
Find out if
Michael Howard
Threatened
to overrule
Derek Lewis

Alt: Hi, morning, how are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:49, 80 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-27886925
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Maybe they should try being a bit less thick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Well, if the parents are thick and high on Monster energy drinks,
What do we expect?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Seems to me like there is an argument for breeding licenses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:57, Reply)

A guy from British Gas came in today to shut off my sperm because last month's Direct Debit didn't go through :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

True
I was poor and white but had dreams of being not quite so poor and white. Now I have a degree, own my own home and we have two, yes TWO cars. Why? Because I'm not as think as 99% of Tinwogs.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:59, Reply)

You do seem a little think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:06, Reply)

no youn seem a little think

( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:07, Reply)

was poor and white but had dreams of being not quite so poor and white. Now I have a degree, own my own home and we have two, yes TWO cars. Why? Because I'm not as think as 99% of Tinwogs. had no friends, no girls'd hug me, til I got radioactive ugly
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Thing is, working class white people are awful
At least immigrants have some kind of aspirations.
These poor fuckers have no hope.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:58, Reply)

White working class people should fuck off back where they came from.
Let them rot in their ghettos and wipe each other out.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Coming this Fall, Kurt Russell in: Escape from Wolverhampton

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Yes we did.

( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Oh, did he then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:56, Reply)

He asked someone if he had the power to overrule him,
but didn't threaten to.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:58, Reply)

I'm cream crackerd
Trying to stretch mini ape V2 to sleep through the night, so no feeding till 7, this makes her a bit grumpy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:54, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:57, Reply)

You asked...might be in cov on Tuesday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Staying over?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 8:59, Reply)

nah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:02, Reply)

There's another good gig at your local next month
o1ogies.wordpress.com/2014/06/17/fluviology-23rd-july/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:08, Reply)

alright ha ha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:05, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Good morning Mr Tangle
I feel fucking awesome today for some reason
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:08, Reply)

An unexpected influx of serotonin into your brain.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:09, Reply)

This may well be true
Also a nice chilled evening of steak, chilli cheese fries, onion rings, beer and football
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Sounds rubbish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

For a vegetarian, non football liking person, perhaps
Chilli cheese fries though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I don't particularly care for chips either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Fucks sake
Male swipe or what?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Worse, she likes chips.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:23, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I thought Tangles was 'alright' too, I'm glad the truth is out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I occasionally like other people's
Problem is they always smell nicer than they actually are.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Are you talking about cocks now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Is that not what we were talking about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Are you suggesting you sniff cocks?
Cock sniffer! Cock sniffer!
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Do you just stick it straight in your mouth without sniffing it first then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Damn, outmanouevred.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:31, Reply)

YEAH YOUR MUMS COCK!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Last night I went swimming.
Going to get me all fit and even sexier!

I also started playing gay farming app Hay Day.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Cor!
I do like swimming, preferably in the sea.
I don't know what that other bit means
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Gay Day more like!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

It uses muscles I have never used before, as cliche as that is.
I was in the unusual position of leaving the pool with some of my arm muscles just warming up and others screaming at me for mercy.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I'm sure I read somewhere that swimming utilises most muscles

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

It does, and no impact issues either
Also, front crawl or GTF. Breaststroke should only be used when entertaining a lady
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Front crawl is shit and pointless, unless you are racing someone.
And I'm not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Best for fitness though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Not good for your back though - twists the spine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:27, Reply)

It really helped my back when I used to swim all the time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Good for muscular, not for skeletal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:29, Reply)

My girlfriend suggested breastroke when I got tired.
I quite rightly laughed her off. I may be as weak as a kitten, but I am still a man, dammit. Of course, she then went on to do two further lengths than I did using front crawl.

Man points docked.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Most of my exercise in my life thus far has been lifting related.
So, such as they pathetically are, my biceps, forearms and shoulders are best developed. On the other hand, I thought I'd snapped a tricep the way it hurt last night.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Run tonight for me
Not sure how far to go though as I have a 5k on Saturday morning. Probably 8-10k
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I'm doing a London-Cambridge bike ride for charidee.
Between you me and Kroney we could do a Triathlon.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I reckon if we three turned up to do a Triathlon together
we definitely won't get laughed out of the event.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Couldn't stick running. Can't see the point.
You don't get that horrible gasping exhaustion with swimming.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Plus it's so undignified.
Swimming is far more civilised.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Surely they'd think you were the worlds biggest hairball and try and get you out of the pool with a massive coathanger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

They'd have to skim the pool after he'd been in it
what with all the oil and farm muck lifted off him.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I don't get these problems in the sea, or rivers and lakes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:27, Reply)

You just don't notice what with all the scum already in them.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Oh Coventry....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Last night I cleaned and polished the wifes car
It did not make me fit or even sexier. It made me sweaty and smelly.

I started playing Metro Last Light
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

My daughter is developing the 'terrible twos'
By 9am she had:

Poked her mother in the eye.
Bitten me on my left arm.
Smacked me in the face.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

It was always going to be difficult once she got bigger than you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)

My son seems to be having the fucking fours
Last night I had the Wii controller thrown at me, followed by an attempted kick in the nuts

Little shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

I might put anti-homeless spikes on the naughty step & make her sit on them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

You might be onto something here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

There's not enough law of hte jungle in parenting.
I have a fiver that says if you'd done all of that back to her, she wouldn't be doing it again. You're the alpha, act like it, bro.

Tell me how it works out when you end up in court.

This is part of the reason why I don't want children. They turn into selfish little animals regardless of your efforts. You end up just having to hope for the best.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Maybe you should try being a better parent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Is it a Haiku?
He's not dead and will no doubt release a book to get some last minute profit in.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:37, Reply)

He's written several books.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:37, Reply)

WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM THEN?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

He is dead.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:41, Reply)

inside?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

You checked though, didn't you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

No, I knew it was the last newsnight. HACTUALLY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Still don't believe you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Fourth day without alcohol.
Now developing a headache.

Still - have Friday afternoon off to doss about with Mrs V, so that's nice.

How are YOU, tangles?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)