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CAMPING CANS!I'm a week away from four days of them. When were you last drunk in a tent?
Alt: What's for lunch? Yesterday I was at home so I had spicy sausage sarnies. Today I'm back at work with fruit and yoghurt. #brokenbritain
Altalt: I got the kids making their own t-shirts at the weekend. What would you draw on a t-shirt and wear in public?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:14,
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We camped on the hillside near Woolacombe a couple months back. It was lovely and I was quite drunk. Something about waking up by the sea always makes me happy.
Alt: sandwich. As always.
Altalt: I once had a Tshirt that I stenciled "hot quick and tight" on the front and "the Lickety splits" on the back. The Lickety splits was the name of our band. We were terrible.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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One of my university friends had a tshirt on which he'd handwritten"I hate Travis" on the front and "because they are shit" on the back. Possibly accurate, but hardly well thought out.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Ha, I probably looked dangerously similar to the fella on the far left. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:24,
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Thats a man?*zips back up*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:24,
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Not since my brother-in-laws stag doDont mind camping, to be honest. Good excuse to build a fire and cook some shit whilst drinking in the sunshine.
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Saladwoe
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I'm with stupid ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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I'd get this on a T-shirt:www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10973
Just the link address, not the whole content of the HILARIOUS CLEVER AND WITTY....
***FAIL ARCHIVE***
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:19,
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Its really funny because they explain the juxtaposition of a sports brand and drugs in the information
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Altalt: see sig for details(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:20,
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haha I have one of those Westwood t shirts with a picture of a pair of knockers on the chest!It's, like, totally gangsta.
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Bloodstock 2012, for me.Alt: Going to Subway, as I forgot to bring any lunch, and didn't realise until it was too late to go elsewhere.
AltAlt: Nothing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:31,
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when I was a teenager of course, because camping is for children and the childishAlt: two pairs of shorts and two t-shirts
altalt: nothing, massive symbols, messages and logos on t-shirts are for children and the childish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:36,
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So you own only unbranded gear?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:45,
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Actually i don't own any Polo stuff as it's ghastly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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I dont even own any polo shirts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:54,
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Sex and drugs and rock and rollbut still got dodgy knees yeah
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:56,
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no, it's just not got massive logos, symbols or messagesthe largest branding any of my clothes has is a little embroidered logo like you get on a Ralph Lauren shirt for example
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:48,
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So now they've got to be massive! You didn't originally say that. FAIL!!!! ARCHIIIIVE!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:50,
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it clearly says massive in the first post xx(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:51,
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massive symbols (comma) completing the massive as part of symbolyou then mention logo separately so nerrrrrrrrr
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If you count a Gazebo as a form of tent - last weekendAlt: Chicken salad baguette from the butty wagon.
Altalt: YM
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I don't think I've been in a tent since I was old enough to drinkalt: A hot cubano. I'm getting her to make a sandwich once she's finished me off.
altalt: YM.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:52,
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Drinking in tents is excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:53,
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^doing it wrong^You wait until the Foglets want to camp in the back garden
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:59,
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+ and Stunned is waiting in the bushes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:00,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2311865
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:01,
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You are suggesting he bums his children arent youHE IS WORSE THAN SAVILLE
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He'll be after Al's grandad nowto fuck him in the eye or something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:02,
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Oh ho another one for the 'fail archive'!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:02,
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Tangles came up with #archivealive earlier which I enjoyed.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:06,
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me too, day off tomorrow and have run out of all motivation(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:12,
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I have to go out with the work 'lads' tomorrow night, I really can't be bothered.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:15,
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Pubs are shit, you should drink in a tent(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:17,
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Ha ha not really it was another classic example of TTT, 'trolling the trolls' that's what we call it yeah, it's clever innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:14,
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We camped in the back garden of a pub onceIMAGINE THAT!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:08,
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Can someone be a love and start a new thread please?A one with a proper question might be a bonus too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:13,
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OLD SKOOLwww.youtube.com/watch?v=F7SzXKlvkfc
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:14,
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I always thought that McBeef would have been a skater(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:18,
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I think I saw him in those Bodyform ads(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:21,
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special edition Hawkwind tampons laced with LSDfor a trippy twat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:22,
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Less dripping, more tripping(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:22,
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Called "White Rabbits"(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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Ice skater.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:23,
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The Jayne Torville of offtopic(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:24,
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My favourite part of that was the cheesy 'videolabel' ident at the beginning.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:27,
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My favourite part of that was the cheesy 'videolabel' ident at the beginning.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:28,
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Amateur
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:29,
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Lighting the campfire DOESNT GET HARDER THAN THIS(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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That tooI've been at DefCon BONGLE for hours
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:39,
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KnebworthSome smashing chaps are going to play a few tunes for us. Tinkling the ivories and suchlike.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 14:37,
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