HAPPY CANDLES THE LOVELY BATTERED
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alt: who else is lovely? YM doesn't count
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 17:20, 67 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Lois van Baarle is, jussayin
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 17:27, Reply)

The Dutch manager?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 7:40, Reply)

It's a big night in Suffolk tonight.
Steve The Singing Barber 'and friends' are playing at the social club tonight.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Plus free cut-throat shaves after a few pints, this will definitely end well

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Ta Drimble. Candle day for this account. I set up my old, pre-flounce account about 9 years ago IIRC.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Well happy 3 years post-flounce!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Fuck off, n00b.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:48, Reply)

This post should be archived.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:09, Reply)

I'm pretty good, just been offered a career change. I'd love it, but I shall have to check it with wifey first. Damn.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Are you going to become a real doctor?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:46, Reply)

Vivisectionist.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:49, Reply)

Already do that, birthday boy, no, taking the tenancy of the local boozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Given most Dr's are heavy drinkers this could be a mistake. Don't drink yourself to bankruptcy eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:09, Reply)

No, I won't, the current tenant is sick of it, and it's a good price. It'll be long hours, but I'm up for it. Just have to see wife and accountant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Stupid idea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)

You should do it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)

After you've paid back the cost of your training.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:16, Reply)

lol

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:16, Reply)

You'd be lucky to make twenty grand a year for a 60 hour week.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:26, Reply)

^ this, although if you live above the place you save on living costs.
I know several people that have lost everything by taking on a boozer or a restaurant. Massive gamble. I wouldn't do it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:30, Reply)

We own our own place, there are quarterscover the boozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:46, Reply)

You were moaning that your surgery was now open on a Saturday. ..
You know that pubs tend to open on weekends as well, yeah?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:35, Reply)

And tend to close rather late, then you have to clean up, cash up, bottle up for the morning, clean the lines etc.
If a pub closes at 12, last customers leave by 12.30, then you've got two hours work minimum. Then an early start in the morning (well, 8am) to receive deliveries, manage payroll, VAT & other paperwork before opening at 11am.

Most pubs can't afford the staff to do all of that so it falls to the gaffer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Taking notes, yes, I'm knowing of the shit hours.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Ask Windy what he thinks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:46, Reply)

Good idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:54, Reply)

And then do the opposite.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:55, Reply)

I will mate, thanks,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Part ownership would be better
Put in some capital but find some other person to run it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Very few pub partnership deals like that available from the breweries these days.
EDIT: profitable ones.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

Oh he'd have to go in with an individual
No brewery would do it, I agree
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Just fancy me as the boss , sorry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 20:41, Reply)

So buy the bigger share! No grunt work, no giving up day job - unless it turns a massive profit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Only an idiot would be a minor shareholder in such a low margin business, so I doubt he'd find an investor, apart from maybe a family member who knows fuck all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:00, Reply)

Are you saying there aren't plenty of idiots out there?!?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Must. Resist. Standard. Reply.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)

I've been playing at thr

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Hmmm. Reckon it's a bit more than I thought, profitwise, tje food looks good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:26, Reply)

If you write the menu that'll make the place a winner.
Especially if they bring back That's Life.

#typotwat
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Heh heh

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I'll get the dogto do it, better spelling.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)

Where would you get a dogto at this time of year?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Father teds horse

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 18:48, Reply)

Just been out for a curry.
T'was lovely. I'm completely bloated now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)

The old stock exchange?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:23, Reply)

One on Gloucester Road.
Food is first class, there is just too much of it.

I can't even bring myself to open a beer I'm that full.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Gin is supposed to be a good drink after curry.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)

My housemate was gutting a pub and turned up with HIGH END MIXING BOARDS
So i was away to piss about with my decks that have been sat under my bed collecting dust for years. I can't find the fucking power cables for them, so that's gone for the burton.

Instead I've just played this loudly:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps&feature=kp
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 22:00, Reply)

tune yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 22:45, Reply)

Good old Gary Cranley

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 22:41, Reply)

MODS^^^^^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 22:44, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:06, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:09, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:11, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:19, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:21, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:24, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:25, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:27, Reply)

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:28, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:32, Reply)

Gary Cranley fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Jul 2014, 23:14, Reply)

LAST!!!!
lol
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 20:31, Reply)

Shut up 84237

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 20:33, Reply)

alright?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:30, Reply)

Yeah m8, you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:34, Reply)

splendid

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 23:58, Reply)