The burrito has raised it's ugly turtle'a head and exacted a TERRIBLE revenge


*wimper*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:55, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Pie and red wine is causing rumbunctuous chuffage in the sportspant department

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:56, Reply)

why? why? why must men talk about their shits? any minute now, battered will be along to tell us about his spicy non-christmas log
i went to see an excellent feminist comedienne last night. that's 2 in 2 weeks (saw caitlin moran last week). I MIGHT TURN ALL FEMINIST.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Moran has probably the most annoying face in the media

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

as if
what about rupert murdoch? or davina mccall? or vanessa feltz? or howard from the halifax adverts?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Caitlin Moran is not a comedian.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Well duh, she's female

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

this formed a good part of the routine
"men assume women aren't funny." and then a diatribe about the coarse meshes of the male brain/sense of humour.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I bet it was hilarious

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

it was very clever
sometimes funny, sometimes very disturbing, in a kind of, "fuck you're right, that's totally fucked up," kind of a way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

And she has a new book out.
I bet you bought it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

caitlin moran?
that was the point of the talk. it was a book promotion tour. and the ticket price included a signed copy of the book. which i have now read. it was quite good.

but horrifically embarrassing reading about sex with 10 inch cocks and masturbating with a hairbrush on a very crowded tube. i spent a lot of time reading with the book only open about 10mm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Men are definitely the more mentally fucked of the sexes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah because it's okay for women to be sexist.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

thousands of years of payback
true feminism is about equality. but that bit's not funny.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Is it bollocks, bitches want equality up to the point they need a fucking lightbulb replacing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

They should make white people sit at the back of buses because PAYBACK

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

i can think of at least 2 bulbs that have blown at the half-flat AND HAVEN'T YET BEEN REPLACED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Buy some bulbs then, since I bought you the last eighteen (18) that I then replaced for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BUY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

UH-OH!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

FEMINISM IN ACTION - NOT!!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

you might get to see some feminism in action later
when lemmy and i lock you OUT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Punish me if you must, but please don't take my boy!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

boy girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)

those little halogen lights?
They are dreadful.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

They all break as you take them out

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

And they look shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Candles were good enough for my granddad and they are good enough for me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Piece of piss to replace, though
A dog could do it.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I just had to replace 6 of those fuckers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

dreadful many feet up in the air and cannot be reached by me on a stepladder, the cunts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Get the LED versions
cost a lot more, but last many times longer and use a tenth of the electric.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

two words
shappi khorsandi

or

Arabella Weir
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Brilliantly nwa a bitch iz a bitch has come on shuffle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Betraying the feminist cause a little there by calling her a comedienne

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

not really
that would be, "i didn't really listen, because she was quite hot, but not hot enough."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

It was farts, not shits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Maybe ask mrs cow to have a little wash next time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

*japaneseflaglols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Is the dot on the nap flag painted on with blood and misery?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Yes. Brought on by too much wasabi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

there was a fairly lol picture recently of a canteen
with a big bowl of wasabi, and a sign saying, "NOTE: THIS IS NOT GUACAMOLE". presumably a few people made that mistake. oof.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Its in Cars 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

I saw a guy eat an entire grape sized piece, he'd never had Japanese before
He was 50 and almost had a heart attack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I also had a bowel movement this morning.
It passed without incident. I hope this is of some comfort to you.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I have the day off and am drinking coffee in the sunshine listening to Motörhead
I hope this is of some comfort to you while you're resetting passwords all day

Xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

sunshine?
wtf?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Its where the huge hydrogen ball in the sky
emits radiation that warms the planet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Haha fair play.
Got a telephone interview today, you'll be marginally bothered to hear.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Good stuff
I only harass because I care
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

+ don't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I had a rather loose affair.
lid. box. racing. pigeons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)

AVALAAAAANCHE

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

You better run for the hills.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

YeeeEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)

"A small Alpine village was wiped away in the deluge. Reports are coming in of multiple casualties"

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Like someone dropped a box of shoes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Hahahaha.
If my arse stings after, say, a burrito. Does that mean my anus has a sense of taste?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Maybe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)