Since we're being all medical today, I've just been bitten on the wrist by some sort of ... thing.
In our office. A faceless, grey, 9-5 office.

What the verington T.F.?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's probably going to get infected and drop off.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)

As a shit doctor, I can confirm this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)

My dog had a tic
It was fucking horrible
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Dont be such a fucking jesse
just get a tick remover or if you are a big ol northern woofter put a drop of frontline on the dogs neck and the tick will fall off in less than a day.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Its fallen off
He just has a nasty wound on his side
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)

poor gay dog :(
the gay little yellow bird sends sympathy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

The stupid dog gets them fairly frequently so using a tick remover is the best way
They are weird looking things when you get them off just a alien mouth bit on a massive body. I have to keep a check on myself as we tend to walk him in bracken type places and being a knobhead I have shorts on so am a prime target for ticks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)

yer
I'm gonna get one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Dont get the lasso ones they are shit
you can get a pack of 2 (large and small) that are odd tiny forks. You have to get right under and twist rather than yank.


YAY DOG TICK CHAT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)

A new low :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

my dog has no nose
How does he smell?

Through the gaping ragged wound in his cute little canine face xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

It feels better than it looks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Ah you have heard my chat up lines then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Some sort of parasite?
lawyer, PPI claim firm, that kind of thing?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Jaysum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I love receiving complaints from PPI chasing firms branching out into investment complaints.
It's embarrassingly easy to have the Ombudsman reject the complaint.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)

U R INCREDIBLY BORING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:40, Reply)

boo hoo, why did you cash in the with profits bonds boo hoo etc etc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)

smyls

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)

yeah I was sniggering when I did the defence for that one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Afternoon frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Yo dawg

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)

This whole place has been incredibly boring.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

hey, it could be worse, it could be WHISKY CHAT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I'm almost hoping for jaysum to come back off his hols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Only four days left

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I swear down imma leave forever

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)

see you in january monty

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

lol
Did he even last that long?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

couple of weeks, weren't it?
big bent flouncer
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Dunno m8, but I do know it absolutely definitely wasn't a flounce, no sir.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

haha
I'm so shit bored and lacking in motivation I can't even be bothered to work to pass the time.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)

I am debugging upgrade scripts and boiling alive
An excellent idea to wear a black shirt today I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I'm too listless.
No motivation. No get-up-and-go. No nothing.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:27, Reply)

^ Not an accountant

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)

OK here goes
Not n acoant
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)

A ant?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)

A cunt.

( Kroney, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)

You rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Its almost like hes a bit thick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

I'm special.
My mum told me so.

At least, I think that's what she said
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Still, a wanks a wank, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Absolutely.
Unless grandma's doing it, in which case it's more of a shave.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 16:30, Reply)