I went to see a local band last night
Bass player thought he was Scott Pilgrim I think. When was the last time you saw a band and wanted to tell them to stop imitating and do their own thing?

alt- I've off to Majorca at the start of August and can't wait to do fuck all with a some music and the sun and a cocktail or twenty. What do you most look forward to in a holiday?

altalt - Who really gets on your tits?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:56, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

altalt: Despite knowing he's winding me up on purpose
Nakers never fails to get my jaw clenching when he does his stupid with technology act.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

This was perfect:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1413760
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

You have to admire his ability to get fat sweaty shut ins frothing

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Hahaha

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Sorry Xavier, got to go to a meeting now
I'll try to answer all of your questions later
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Cheers dude
Enjoy your meeting
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

All bands of every genre were and are shit.
Alt: CHEAP BOOZE!

Altalt: Absolutely fucking everyone. Particularly cyclists, people who try to get on the tube before you've got off it, "Alpha male" business pricks that think it's a thing, "Alpha male" business pricks who now have beards because it's fashionable, people who take offense, vegetarians.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Alt: I haven't been on a proper holiday for so long, the thing I look forward to most is just 'Going on holiday' and 'not being at work'
Altalt: On here? Probably everyone to an extent, apart from Sporters. IRL? The Chinese.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:02, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

^ Chinese b3tan.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)

I like you in real life though if that helps.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I like you in real life though if that helps.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Take him to Dollywood.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Dooray dor Dollywood

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:09, Reply)

^TBOH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Tangles Buggers Old Hamsters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

I really like poking around ruins and going to museums and stuff
To the extent that the missus wants to go on a beach holiday after her current campaign's finished and has told me she's going to avoid anywhere remotely historical in case I go wandering off.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:07, Reply)

All local bands are essentially copies, there isnt much you can do about that.
alt: I really enjoyed my holiday this year 2 weeks of doing sites of interest in the North of England made a great change from airports and shit.

altalt: Working class Tory supporters, fucking idiots. I appreciate that middle/ upper classes there is an obvious affinity but for the poor to support polices that keep them downtrodden is fucking idiotic (Liddlebitopolitics)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Re: poor voters voting against themselves, see American Politics.

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I know... In a perfect world only I would be allowed to have a vote but hey ho
Also ruins 5's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

I suppose we'll end up on Gran Canaria or somewhere equally disinteresting
but she deserves a decent rest.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Could you not just dose her up with rohypnol for a fortnight and read to her so she thinks you have gone abroad
Then you can go a do interesting things while she is out of it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

She tends to sleep in a lot, so I'll just get her really hungover
and ditch her whilst she's recovering.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

so you're saying everyone should only vote out of self interest?
at least you're honest about it, not like most lefty pricks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Thats the whole point isnt it
Right wing vote for money left vote for social improvement both are self serving in there own way. I however think that one can be argued as a greater good.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

the problem with social improvement is that people are such pricks
in theory i am all for it. then in practice i look at them, shambling around in their stinking football shirts with their piercings and their cigarettes and their farts and their cans of lager and their grotty kids and their watching big brother and their fake jewellery and it just makes you want to weep.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:25, Reply)

true
But how do you expect people to improve if you remove all avenues for it?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

i don't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

i only pick good bands
next gig is pharrell, i think. that will make me Happy.

alt: it depends. if i book a beach holiday then i want to do fuck all except lie in the sun and read 100 books. if i go somewhere with things to do, then i want to do them. so have got cornwall next week, that'll be entertaining small children. couple of city breaks in august, that'll be sight seeing. new york for a few days in november, sight seeing and SHOPPING. barbados at christmas, there better be fucking sun and fuck-all to do. and california in may next year for 2 weeks of driving around. fuck yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I am going to two gigs in the next two weeks.
Two of my favourite bands.

You wouldn't like them and you've only heard of one of them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Fascinating, would read again A++++++++

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

it is a safe bet that if you like it
i will not
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Because you have no taste.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)

have you got a dictionary? i'd like to bash it whilst jumping up and down in my mid life crisis wearing clothes for a 15 year old sk8ter boi
and getting my sweatshirt stuck on the safety pin in my eyebrow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)

I love it when bands get the whole SRS BZNZ thing going on and talk about art and shit
For fucks sake, you play music in a band you TWAT! Get up on stage and have a good time. See people enjoying your music

Alt:
Sitting the fuck down and doing nothing. A much under-rated thing is five mins peace and quiet. Just booked a weekend in Centerparcs for a couple of weeks time. Red wine + trees + squirrels

AltAlt:
Customers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

my brother comes up with all sorts of excuses to get 5 mins of alone time
his wife and kids think their local branch of barclays is the most inept place staffed with retards (they may well be right) as he is always "at the bank", ie in a coffee shop.

hence my niece announcing to me that "daddy's poos don't smell." i was a bit nonplussed. she insisted that if you go into the bathroom when daddy has been in there for a long poo, it doesn't smell. TOTALLY BUSTED.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

My greenhouse nightly watering is 10 mins of total silence
Fucking excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)

there is no better form of contraception
than other people's kids
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Apart from a hysterectomy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)

I find other peoples kids a little uncomftable to wear prior to sex

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Sitting down is good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I grew up around and immersed myself in the punk/dub/crusty scene.
The amount of worthy, righteous hand-wringing and "This is SERIOUS you WANKER!" is extraordinary.

Also - metal gets very silly if you listen to it for more than 30 seconds.

I like metal.

/blog
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

i like horses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I don't, the French have the right idea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

but... they're my friends
www.televisiontunes.com/I_Love_Horses.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:28, Reply)

o no horserolled lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

There's some scary stuff on that there internets

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)

It really gets on my tits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:29, Reply)

i thought dozer was the one with the niprings

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Metal? Punks? Crusties? Dub? Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I can't stand that grunting thing they do.
Honest question: What's the fucking point?
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Listen to Unfathomable Ruination - you'll understand.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Long faced twats.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

this^
I love a bit of metal but I like to actually know what people are singing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)

^ Old

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)

With a lot of them, you really don't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I'm wearing green socks with my green trainers today, I look pretty cool #justsayin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

This is the best post on OT since last nights bickergate. I urge everyone to click it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

I was responding to a thread, whar is the pissy response for?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I was being sincere for once :(((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Oh I see. Use italics next time, it helps forum users differentiate between genuine answers and the top banter we enjoy here.
I honestly think you seem like a okay chap, well balanced emotionally and not at all retarded. Honestly.
- see what I mean???
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)

What was bickergate?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)

OMG!!!
Have a read of the long thread from last night, search for sausages and read on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)

WTF????
Someone wouldn't share their Lego and no mistake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Last nights 'fun'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)

It were Jezza Kyle online

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Well lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Two middle aged pricks who should know better getting upset with each other.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I am wearing orange socks!
I'd post a picture from my Facebook, but I'm not sure how...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I'd post a pic just for you but I'm wearing shorts and this would also expose the hideous insect bites on my legs :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)

I dunt wear socks with shorts, looks weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Those little trainer socks innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)

bit gay m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)

who cares

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Shorts AND socks?
Is it alright to do that now or is it a hipster thing?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Dunno or care what people thinks really, but they're the little ones anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)

You're an example to us all MEAT

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)

wear what i want dont i

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Back from my meeting now, Xav
What was the question again?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Something about crisps I think

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Oh I'd probably have salt and vinegar
Have they not got any nuts?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)

No
The smell and noise of people eating nuts makes me vom
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I see.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Maybe don't hide under Jason's bed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Sssh! It's the last place he'd expect

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)