Hi sporto!
*barely coherent work rant*

Self modding!
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:36, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'm currently hating on OpenAccounts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I'm hating our stupid fucking global people
with their "local country support can help" and then not giving us any fucking permissions.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

this is eerily familiar.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, it's great.
So we have to log faults for our users, all of whom have problems that are world-endingly urgent according to the endless nagging we get, which take several weeks to resolve.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah. When I worked for an oil company it took days for someone to get permissions to our application as it went though so many hands.
And despite us supporting the app, we weren't allowed to grant it.

Did managers know the approval process? Yep. Did they know it was stupid? Yep. Did it stop them nagging people who were powerless to do anything? Did it fuck.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

When I was Marketing Director for "an Oil Company" back in 1768
I short cut all of that and did everything by carrier pigeon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Well I'm not going to name them.
Not to you herberts.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

you would be a Shell of a man if you did

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Our Marketing department needed a particular Google+ app.
So I sat down, worked out what was needed. Just a pretty simple OU set up and an app rolled out to it. Except I've got no rights. I tell the one global guy, he gives me a smug "I know", then has a conversation with an American who opens it up to the entire company.

EXCELLENT BEST PRACTICE PROVISION OF AS NEEDED ACCESS THERE, GUYS.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)

UAC is also the single most stupid idea after Windows 2012

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

UAC?

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)

universal arse creaming

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

+ Kronley for worlds shittest IT bod

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Rather obvious, now he's pointed it out.
Aren't I the fool.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

User Access Control
Get this, you can log directly onto the console of a server as an Enterprise Admin (never mind Domain Admin) and if UAC is on you still can't even modify a text file unless you right click to "Run As Administrator"... which you are anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

ahem
not wanting to correct* Account


* wanting to correct
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

NO YOUN A COUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Just because you are wrong there is no need for the pissy response

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I saw them at Infest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

\0/ woooo yeah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)

UH-OH!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I KNOW!!!!!
Imagine my surprise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

You IT lads are fiercely competitive sometimes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Damn right
EVEN THOUGH I DONT WORK IN IT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

course not darling, course not, youre better than that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I AM WORTH .067 OF THEM AND YOU KNOWS IT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

+ yeah you know me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

hahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Chills out

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

*stays the fuck out of the gekko*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)

On a cold and gray Chicago morning

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)

^^^this
annoying click things get ignored and defeat the purpose entirely
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I fucked it off as our incident management system triggered it every time i opened it.
As it needed to write to an ini file in system32.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)