Highlander 2 - The Quickening is on youtube
There's my afternoon sorted

What are you up to this afternoon? I've just had a jacket potato and a Crunchie ice lolly. What have you had?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:26, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

But but but
Its terrible!
( Peej, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I know, hilariously so!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

and less of the racism pal....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:31, Reply)

im going to disembowel myself

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

utterly shit film
not even so shit it's amusing, just shit.

Pasta lunch then more work, home, jump in pool, beer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I'm working the late shift all this week, so I've been houseworking like a mother.
I think today I might have the afternoon off to play 'video games'.


Are they still video games if they're on the pc?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I dont think they have been video games for about 20 years

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:40, Reply)

I'm well old.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Quickly get a portrait of yourself done then hide it in the attic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Might have to be a landscape

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

mural

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Probably going to spend the rest of the day posting insulting and highly personal things about other b33tans

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Me too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Sounds like fun
If we don't know any highly personal things about other b33tans can we just make them up?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Absolutely.
But remember, if you do know any deeply sensitive secrets about others on here, be sure to share them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I hear that poster Tangles actually lives in coventry
but don't tell anyone
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

ok putting you on ignore now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

                                                       
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)

           
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Research into the licensef trade. Sitting in the beer garden with pizza and free booze, reading about local microbreweries. Hard work.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:33, Reply)

breweries penises

ahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Are you going to lend him your self help books?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Hell No
I use them as a weight to stretch it at night.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

A late read of last night's epicness.
My oh my.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I was so excited for that film when it came out
I think I convinced myself I liked it at the time because I so desperately wanted to. It had a shitload of production issues but that's no excuse for ruining the mythology of the first film in favour of having them come from the Planet Zanussi.

I'm off to Scotland soon and I'm visiting a castle specifically because it was used in Highlander. I'm also visiting a telephone box for similar reasons. /intofilm
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)

That castle that's in every film set in Scotland ever?
like there's only one castle in Scotland.........
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I had a meeting in the local office this morning which involved having to 'get dressed' in 'clothes'
And this afternoon now I'm back home I have 2 teleconferences, one of which is my '1-2-1' and not in fact 'arse-covering horseshit'.

To calm my murderous rage I spent an hour down the allotment at lunchtime and harvested my Charlotte potatoes. I've got literally fucking millions of them.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Oh God, its really fucking shite isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I dunno, Monday and Tuesday weren't much better. At least there was some OMG drama last night.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Ha!
I do love a Michael Ironside appearance though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:02, Reply)

See you at the party richter!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Our survey said!.........

( Peej, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I may switch to Highlander 3
I haven't seen that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:12, Reply)

I've never seen any of them
They look well shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:13, Reply)

The first one is OK, with an excellent soundtrack
The second one is irredeemably shite.

Never seen the third but imagine probably similar to the second looking at the summary. If you're lucky it might be like the TV mini-series which was below average.

Some films should on no account have sequels, and Highlander was definitely one of them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

I committed to watching it all now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

very masochistic of you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Hmmm...
This glowing review of "OK", even from an esteemed film critic as you, combined with a soundtrack featuring songs by Queen, are enough to tell me not to rush out to see this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

There are some droney bits for you
what with a lot of it being set in Scotland
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I do love a bit of drone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Queen do great soundtracks
regardless of their merits or lack of them as a band in general.

The firsht Highlandersh ish a shuperb film
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Flash Gordon or gtfo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

.....
peej is a twat?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Are you going to make it down then?

( Peej, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:14, Reply)

aye!
but most likely only be down sat, sun, mon night - the family are there all week. will fb you when i know what we're doing, and if we are just in one night, i'll steal a car and drive over your way??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Keep it to gaz yeah I'd rather not know about ALL your sordid affairs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Which ones do you want to know about?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Not the affair with me, I'll wager

(Good evening. Good evening., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)

woah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

sorry. FRIEND.
Seriously.


CUNT.
(Good evening. Good evening., Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

^still upset^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

oh great, sockpuppet number 7

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Better check with Dozer for the current tally

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

the current tally is 4 confirmed and one likely.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Thanks Doz, back to the studio.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

POIDH

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Good!
You can see how shite my life really is!
( Peej, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Whose troll is Gary Cranley?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Google says KFC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

localboy says DFKDFC

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Whom troll, please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Mackem knobcheese.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Just a little
I showered this morning and chipped most of it off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I'm Gary Cranley and SO IS MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAMONTYPYTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

My odds are on one of the east london circle jerk crew.
Points*
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I've just been sent this
youtu.be/kYta-01f3lg

Needs headphones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Hi sporto!
*barely coherent work rant*

Self modding!
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I'm currently hating on OpenAccounts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I'm hating our stupid fucking global people
with their "local country support can help" and then not giving us any fucking permissions.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

this is eerily familiar.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, it's great.
So we have to log faults for our users, all of whom have problems that are world-endingly urgent according to the endless nagging we get, which take several weeks to resolve.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah. When I worked for an oil company it took days for someone to get permissions to our application as it went though so many hands.
And despite us supporting the app, we weren't allowed to grant it.

Did managers know the approval process? Yep. Did they know it was stupid? Yep. Did it stop them nagging people who were powerless to do anything? Did it fuck.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

When I was Marketing Director for "an Oil Company" back in 1768
I short cut all of that and did everything by carrier pigeon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Well I'm not going to name them.
Not to you herberts.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

you would be a Shell of a man if you did

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Our Marketing department needed a particular Google+ app.
So I sat down, worked out what was needed. Just a pretty simple OU set up and an app rolled out to it. Except I've got no rights. I tell the one global guy, he gives me a smug "I know", then has a conversation with an American who opens it up to the entire company.

EXCELLENT BEST PRACTICE PROVISION OF AS NEEDED ACCESS THERE, GUYS.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)

UAC is also the single most stupid idea after Windows 2012

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

UAC?

( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)

universal arse creaming

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

+ Kronley for worlds shittest IT bod

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Rather obvious, now he's pointed it out.
Aren't I the fool.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

User Access Control
Get this, you can log directly onto the console of a server as an Enterprise Admin (never mind Domain Admin) and if UAC is on you still can't even modify a text file unless you right click to "Run As Administrator"... which you are anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

ahem
not wanting to correct* Account


* wanting to correct
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

NO YOUN A COUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Just because you are wrong there is no need for the pissy response

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I saw them at Infest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

\0/ woooo yeah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)

UH-OH!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I KNOW!!!!!
Imagine my surprise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

You IT lads are fiercely competitive sometimes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Damn right
EVEN THOUGH I DONT WORK IN IT
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

course not darling, course not, youre better than that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I AM WORTH .067 OF THEM AND YOU KNOWS IT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

+ yeah you know me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)

hahaha

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Chills out

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:51, Reply)

*stays the fuck out of the gekko*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)

On a cold and gray Chicago morning

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)

^^^this
annoying click things get ignored and defeat the purpose entirely
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I fucked it off as our incident management system triggered it every time i opened it.
As it needed to write to an ini file in system32.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:46, Reply)

I'm waiting for hometime so I can go for a pint.
I nearly fell asleep in the park at lunchtime.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

early door pints :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)