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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So. Did I miss anything last week?
Please recap all flounces and bloo bloos.
WHO has been bullying Frog?
Is Dr Best Troll still buying a pub?

Im peeling, are you peeling?

Lunch.

Dunnolol.

New Wonder Woman looks canny.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:41, 180 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Battered has Monty and me on 2.0
I have been bullying Frog.

DBT is embarking on a financially disastrous career change.

New Wonder Woman is fit.

Alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
he doesn't really, does he? Haha!
What did you do, you bullies!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:48, Reply)
He does indeed.
Didn't do nuffink.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Oooo have Battered and Monty split up?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
well now I want details.
Is it as bad as any of the other splits?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
ask McBeef for deets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
populol page is yr friend here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
HTH xx
The original posting of someones real name!!! b3ta.com/talk/7745189

The utter cunt who posted a link to a humorous description!!! b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2317965

The flood of abuse after IRL show down!!! b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2330637?highlight=answers-post-2330747
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)
delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
2.0 is for winners

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I've changed my mind
I don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:29, Reply)
ain't no big surprise, Just pour me a drink and I'll tell you some lies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
lies?
Alright Gazcrannio
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Nothing of merit.
None apart from Gary Cranley.
Gary Cranley.
Dunno.
No, but I did get a bit sunburnt yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)
I don't agree about Wonder Woman - I think it looks like they're going to make it into a stupid Game Of Thrones bollocks.
They should make it all superhero-y and modern and cool, not more retro-fit Lord Of The Rings wank fantasy for 40yo virgins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:58, Reply)
40yo virgins is one of the main audience groups for sci fi, fantasy and 'dark graph novs'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Fat cunts prob love a 'dark pie chart' too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Alright "Mark Carney".

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
hey, he's a good looking man, I'll have that one, ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Hello Jaysum, still getting the pub, yes. Battered and Monty had an argument.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Yaron Varsano is into cuckolding.
On September 28, 2008 on their wedding night I fucked Gal Gadot up the arse whilst he stood in the corner and filled a tissue. filthy cow went ATM without being asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I've just eaten a burrito so spicy I'm almost weeping
It was fucking amazing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I still want to borrow your strimmer,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Its in the shed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I have a petrol one you can borrow.
All you have to do is find out where I live and travel here and its yours
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)
coffee banana and twix

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Bananas are rank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
shabba!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Took me three and a half hours to get to work today, GJ.
But do you hear me complaining? No, you do not. People have got soft. Too many whinging and falling out over insignificant things. Bring back National Service, I say.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I've got some Ringo Starr drumsticks
I'm going straight to the top, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)
The toppermost of the poppermost?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah Johnny!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)
You should learn the drum part from Rain

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Hi jayce, we missed you
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
You bullied him when he wasn't even here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Told you I missed him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)
We didn't miss *that* vest though, amirite???

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:20, Reply)
No one needs to see a fat guy in a vest :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
SOME AIDSMUM CUNT RECKONED ONE REGULAR SAUSAGE EQUALS JUST SHY OF TWO CHIPOLATAS
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT.


CUNT.


FRIEND.
(Good evening. Good evening., Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I'll bet B3th can't wait.
www.bristolpost.co.uk/Keith-Chegwin-host-s-Knockout-competition-Weston/story-21947989-detail/story.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:48, Reply)
When did icing become frosting? Is there a difference?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Because America

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Pricks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Has OT been reduced to this? A sad day indeed, we might as well bediscussing favourite crisps anddays andshit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Amazingly it hasn't shut down on Friday too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Offtopic is much better now it's closed in my opinion

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:15, Reply)
SECRET BOARD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:16, Reply)
The amout of 2.0ing going on it soon will be :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)
^BANNATYNE PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Bannatyne is all mine, all mine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
'Bannanatyne' would fit better

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Jaysum's favourite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Peanut butter bannatyne

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I've only 2.0-ed JMG

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I'm ignored by a couple of QOTW people, but I don't really know why, I don't really go on there and when I do I'm not really horrible. I'm not ignoring anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
How do you find out?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
*tumbleweeds*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I don't stay signed in at work so if I have a browse and then sign in stuff disappears

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
If you have a Premium Account, you get a weekly breakdown of stats.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
JMG believed in his own hype, hence the 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
JMG's fault

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Who is JMG?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Jam Master Geordie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Jay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Jay is cool
I like him posting on here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)
So do I, if I thought being mean sometimes bothered him I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't genuinely want to upset anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Appropriate then isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
/talker and a ghost of b3ta past
He spent a very brief period posting massive pictures of Steve McDonald off of Coronation St on here, so sporto 2.0ed him.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Oh yeah, thats why
Excellent spreadsheeting
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Hahaha! Oh Steve! Pfft

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)
It's because you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not though, I'm nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
You don't need to convince me, I'm not the one ignoring you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a good idea, for the popular ones here, like me and Jaysum. We can discuss clutches, sheds and cables, and the rest of b3ta can fuck off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I have shed envy
My next door neighbours have just bought a 5m long one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Steal it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I'd need a crane

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I thought of something and thought 'I can do that after work' but now I have forgotten, but I know it was something good because I felt excited.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Train cans!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)
It may have been belated payday cans actually

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Punch a vicar

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
My friends dad is a vicar, I could punch him. My friend isn't Tim Westwood though so don't get excited.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
YOUR FRIEND IS TI... oh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)
My mate's dad is the Bishop of Newcastle.
Add your own 'bashing the bishop' quip here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Take Swipey from behind, shout out your ex-GF's name at the vinegar strokes and see how long you can stay on for?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Even my enormous intimidating penis wouldn't reach to Cornwall.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I think we all assumed she had taken it with her...
#inherhandbaglulz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I wish she had then my bollocks wouldn't have been smashed to smithereens on the bike ride yesterday ;(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)
yes she took your penis but left the balls
Or sutin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
No I have that too, I'm touching it now and thinking of you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
good man...
You have to keep on doing that on the train
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Dunno what a winking sad face means btw

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)
RODEO!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
YEEEEEHHAAAAAA!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:08, Reply)

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