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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my friend just scored us tickets to see benedict cumberbatch in hamlet next year
FUCK YEAH, BENEDICT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Close but no cigar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)
IT'S BENEDICT!
ALL DAY BABY, ALL DAY!

well, all night.

hamlet is fucking long. (insert joke about sucking on cigars here)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Are we ever going to get over this Benedict Cumberbatch bollocks?!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)
now there's something we'd all love to ride
not like a useless bike
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I for one do not wish to ride or be ridden by Benedict Cumberbatch.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)
^ lies ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)
He looks like a burn victim who had a poor skin graft

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:16, Reply)
All Quiet on the Weston Front

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)
The Weston grill
so good he put his face on it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I think thats exactly what she's trying to get over

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Well it's bound to be his turn sooner or later.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Now that I've seen Sherlock and Star Trek 2... No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:20, Reply)
WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)
He looks like an alien

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)
a sexy alien

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Im saying I like him now and no I won't drop it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I don't want to go, you can give my ticket to someone who wouldn't rather be feeding their penis through a shredder.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:20, Reply)
"lips not teeth love, how many times?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I've got tickets to watch Benedict Cumberbatch get beaten up by a gang of yardies in Tower Hamlets next year
Interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Sounds more my kind of thing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)
i wouldn't waste shakespeare tickets on any of you lot except possibly mcbeef
it'd be like feeding strawberries to pigs.

although really you should take the ticket and flog it. those bad bitches will go for a fortune on ebay, i reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah McBeefy (or whatever his name is) is a bit bent innee?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Hey Frog, I have a question for you, its totally unrelated to what Swipe just said honest.
I was just wondering if you have ever fed her a strawberry?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)
No, she doesn't like them, she only really seems to eat onions.
From her trough.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)
That must make her breath smell lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Souper

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)
You'd think so wouldn't you? It doesn't though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Weird,
Must be tainted what with all the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)
he's never getting that again, as a direct consequence of this conversation, right here
you just cost him a LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Hang on....
You give Frog the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)
That was one of those moments where I hoped no one would read that post the way I did.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Pegged to rights

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I've been tainted by Swipes cock :(((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)
She's merely widening the circles of her friends

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:48, Reply)
lol2

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)
LOL Harder :)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:14, Reply)
He seems to be taking it hard :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:45, Reply)
lol1

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)
it just goes to show that you're on the same level as this lot
i'm glad mine is so much loftier.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Your penis?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)
11p isn't THAT much.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)
OI

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)
a penny cheaper the other way up?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)
What?
It ain't MY fault if he charges you for what he gives the rest of us for free.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:17, Reply)
David Tennant's Hamlet was very good
I am not keen on the classical interpretations but updating Shakespeare often works very well.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Alimentary my dear Watson

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)
I don't know who he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Imagine Butthead from Beavis and Butthead in human form

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)
That sounds shit.
I'd rather go and see a rap singer with one of those blokes who plays two gramophones.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Me too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:38, Reply)
I need this on a t shirt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I had something similar on a t shirt, and gormos post reminded me of it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:44, Reply)
I love comedy t shirts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I'm taking the kids to see this on Friday
www.roguetheatre.co.uk/wild-woodland-summer-ball-2014/

Its no Hamlet but it doesn't have Benedict Cumberbatch in it so BONUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)
you should take them to see a midsummer night's dream
seeing characters called peaseblossom and mustardseed might cheer them up about their own names
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Reasonably priced refreshments are available.
I think the RSC are missing a trick not jumping on this marketing angle.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I wonder how much they had to pay Monty to get his face on the poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 15:54, Reply)

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