Evening prick thread.
Tonight, Im having veal meatballs. What are YOU having?

alt. if you could be reincarnated, what would you be?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:07, 218 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A cold beer and some Wayne Smith
Alt: Budgie
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:11, Reply)

Really grew on you, that little bird.
Has he learned any new words?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Not yet, he's currently doing his favourite activity after eating, climbing on the wires behind the telly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:15, Reply)

He sounds a bit dense.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)

He's a budgie, they aren't famed for their Einstein like powers you stupid cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:18, Reply)

No, he hasn't left a practice to run a pub yet.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:19, Reply)

What's stupid about being happy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:55, Reply)

alt: surprised

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)

oh-HO!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:13, Reply)

I'd be a shark.
something in the water, since the land is going to pot.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Braised chicken & mushrooms, mash, roasted tomatoes.
Alt: Me again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:16, Reply)

Ive started having curry with mash lately.
It's so good.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:19, Reply)

What's wrong with having naan bread if you don't want rice?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Nothing, but beef curry with mash is nom.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:28, Reply)

I've been eating loads of pasta salad recently.
#fatcunt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:30, Reply)

I love pasta too :(
That stuff's just pasta in mayonnaise really.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:32, Reply)

I add fresh herbs, different spices, a bit of veg. To try & make it different each time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:33, Reply)

Gonna do chicken andchips. Mention ofit earlier gave me the munchies.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:17, Reply)

^upset^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:41, Reply)

**HHHRRRNKKK**
It's OLD MEME hour on b3ta!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:42, Reply)

Fuck off you fat ginger cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:47, Reply)

YAAFI.
/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:52, Reply)

MEATSNAKE

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:01, Reply)

WORD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Co, r

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Fish. And rice. And salad. And tomato.
Alt: the guy that invented the conga.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:59, Reply)

BOKKO!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Taifun sausage chow mein
alt: gayer
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:08, Reply)

Some girl I went to school that my brother kissed once is in the inbetweeners movie.
This makes me famous. Kind of
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:28, Reply)

^ brother kissed his school

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Oh no. I've made a terrible grammatical error

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:31, Reply)

with hilarious consequences!!!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Now now that pudding has enough egg

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:40, Reply)

The inbetweeners is awful. I saw here today there will be an Office movie, this will be the seventh pit of shite.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Pleasantly surprised by Alpha Papa, though.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:40, Reply)

I heard this yeah,
I didn't watch the office until recently, my brother loved it, but I couldn't see the appeal.

Inbetweeners I've never watched, and have no desire to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:44, Reply)

How did this fucker see her to kill her
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-28657367
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:41, Reply)

stabbed the middle one prolly

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:45, Reply)

hahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Chilli cheese fries
alt: Very, very naughty.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Alright shit face.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Not bad copper knob, you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Gully thanks
Dodging tourists in Somerset all day. Nearly hit a family looking at the sea.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:53, Reply)

That will teach them to look at the sea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Oddly enough, I was dodging tourists in Somerset this afternoon, too.
The bastards are everywhere.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Alright bitch tits........eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:50, Reply)

^ very much maligned and misunderstood

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:53, Reply)

+ he's a cunt and everyone hates him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Did you know I was invited to a New Year's Eve party yesterday, at a loosely termed mates house/garden/marquee where The Shamens Mr C is djing?
I think I was supposed to be impressed.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Yeah what kinda lolwaqi cunt has a new years party on the 4th of August?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:10, Reply)

He works in "new media".

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:11, Reply)

I want to kill him already

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Woah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)

o/

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Slow cooked pulled pork with coleslaw in a ciabatta bun.
I'm fucking stuffed.

Alt: the queen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Alright bethy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Evening, weepee.
Not electrocuted anyone yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Only myself.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:53, Reply)

So, no-one important, then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:54, Reply)

:(
You're supposed to stop the bullying
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Power corrupts, Windy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Beffy boo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Just doin' the do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Quirky Bird Shiraz, mexicana cheese and Machete Kills

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Sounds shit, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Its 115% win, my friend
Danny Trejo is a leg-end
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:12, Reply)

I was on about your face not the night

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:13, Reply)

oh ok
That is shit, yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Glad we cleared that up

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:15, Reply)

If only someone would clear up his face...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:20, Reply)

My face is clear
It does look like someone used it to put out a fire mind
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)

At Piper alpha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:32, Reply)

leg bell
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:14, Reply)

I do hold those shit adverts against him, it must be said
But Torguga on Breaking Bad was genius
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:20, Reply)

I've almost finished watching season 5 of "Breaking bad"
Can't believe I missed it the first time around
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Brilliant series

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:33, Reply)

I've just started watching it all again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:34, Reply)

You want to ask McBeef about that.
He doesn't watch it and yet saw an advert for it on the telly.

He is likely a world authority on "Breaking Bad" and surmise that it is "fucking shit".
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Okay I'm having a toasted cheese sandwich, it's decided.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)

do it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:21, Reply)

Doing it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:25, Reply)

yesssss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:26, Reply)

yo niggaz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)

You and me will fall out one of these days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:43, Reply)

fuck off you black cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)

I bet you didn't shout that at the Public Enemy gig?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)

nah, I shouted 'cock off, you gay fucking coons'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:50, Reply)

yhgcciym

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)

+uma

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:47, Reply)

My brother said "York is pretty,
Pretty fucking dull"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I agree with that assessment.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:49, Reply)

Hey, I wanted your opinion.
I saw a thing at the pub the other day.
Real decks, real mixer, fake records, hooked to a laptop. You could manipulate digital media on the laptop with the decks. Even adding marks to the mp3s with a visual on the screen for beat matching or whatever,

Seemed a good way to keep traditional mixing techniques alive without having to cart around huge boxes of recprds
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 21:59, Reply)

Don't start him....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynZDm50EgBY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:01, Reply)

yeah that's pretty common.
Timecoded vinyl. I have no beef with CDJs either; the method of mixing is still the same and they give you way more creativity. Far cheaper as well, even if a pioneer is a grand apiece, a downloaded track is what, a quid? 12s used to be 6 to 8 quid back in the day, the savings are huge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:03, Reply)

It was the computer program that seemed the genius bit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:05, Reply)

it's been available for the past ten years or so.
Stanton did 'Final Scratch', these days it's Serato. Absolutely no issues with it, it's not like just using the sync button like David Guetta and his nonce EDM mates do.

And just about everybody has moved to CDs now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:07, Reply)

Serato, that's it.
I had never heard of it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:13, Reply)

DJs playing vinyl in clubs is a proper novelty these days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:16, Reply)

allen & heath mixer?
Those things are sexy as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:17, Reply)

i saw someone programming music live
That was quite nerdy, but it was Brighton. Anyway, they seem to have deliberately picked horrible noises
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:28, Reply)

yeah that's pretty common as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:36, Reply)

they should just get proper instruments

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:38, Reply)

bassoonstep or gtfo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 22:53, Reply)