Moving swiftly on, which is what YM did after YD died.
Did you see "Will" out of The Inbetweeners "mum" in the Metro today? Nice.

I can see that poppy no0nsense at The Tower from my desk. Is that public money? They need to get over it, it was 100 yaers ago.

Alt: What would you change about the "culture" of Top Gear?

altalt: what would you change about Madonna's career?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:20, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is going well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

No I didnt but link a brother up
I believe that they are all going on sale at £20 a pop so after November the public purse will get its money back.

Alt: Nothing, I have said it before and I will say it again I like top gear, I like the presenters and its good to have a blokey programme on telly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:24, Reply)

I can't do links, mate. Being a spanner and all.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

greggs hat thought she was the ultimate milf
i don't think it counts as milfdom when they are the same age as we are.

frog wants to cycle over and see that. unfortunately, i don't have a bike.

alt: its being on air.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I can lend you a bike?
It's pink, if that helps.
(berk, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Thank you Berk
Now there's no reason for us not to go and really immerse ourselves in the war celebrations.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

you say "bike"
but you mean "vodka", right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I'm not sure you can 'lend' anybody vodka
It's not like I'd want it back again afterwards.
(berk, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)

you say "lend"
but you mean "give", right?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I do quite fancy trying that Stoli salted caramel...

(berk, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I wanted to go and have a look at the poppies, but Swipe said no and asked 'Should we even be celebrating war?'
I saw that beam of light last night too, it's cool innit? Well i think so.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

The beam of light was cool.
BUT WHO IS PAYING FOR IT?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

No me, I get paid via Cyprus

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Also, because I'm an ignorant twit, I didn't know anything about the beam of light until I saw pics on the world wide web.
Afterwards I saw it by 'looking out the window'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)

You can't have a valid opinion on war unless you've been on the frontline
With Nigella. Or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

But you can celebrate it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I think that depends on if piracy is theft or not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Well, it funds terrorism, which has lead to war, so i think yes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

^Has caught fleas from certain "activities" ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I have nothing to contribute to this.
Can you add more Madonna or something?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

So I add a Maradonna question and nothing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Fist of god

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Sorry, I had work :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I have no idea who Inbetweeners are, never mind their mum
Alt:
Nothing wrong with Top Gear. Its just silliness on TV

AltAlt:
I'd stop her from getting her balls out quite so often
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Look at the mum on the Metro sleb page.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Can't see nuffin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:49, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2011/08/11/inbetweeners-mum-belinda-stewart-wilson-goes-topless-for-new-film-role-116841/
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Got odd nipples
www.averagejoesblog.com/belinda-stewart-wilson/

I just searched for inbetweeners mum and yep
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:55, Reply)

There's an advert for Wonderbra
They drop about 6" when she takes it off!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:11, Reply)

still would...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Well obviously me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:32, Reply)

alt: I'd take it out the back and put it out of its misery like Old Yeller.
Then I'd fill the apparent moron storage facility they use as a studio full of concrete to make sure nothing escapes, like they did with reactor 3 in chernobyl.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

You don't want Chernob'll fall out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:38, Reply)

It's why I never wear soviet underwear.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Red star over brown star

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:15, Reply)

As a bonus, this would put a stop to Clarksons "articles" in both the times and the sun.
Which display his 'opinions' which he has to a deadline, for money.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)

So build an arch over it that has taken more than 30 years all the while with radiation escaping
that doesn't seem like the best idea in the world if I am honest
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I meant the first sarcophagus.
Radiation has a lot longer half-life than a concrete trapped moron.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I dont know.,
If you imagine them all rattling round you have a very high rate of interaction as this increases then so would the heat which would start to leak out.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:56, Reply)

altalt. The Hard Candy album.
and her getting her fanny out post-50
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I don't know if Clarkson is actually that unpleasant, or he just puts it on for lol value.
I think it'a looking a bit tired now.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I don't think he necessarily believes half the bollocks he spouts.
But that doesn't mean his imbecile fans don't
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah I heard he doesn't really hate half the cars he slags off, he just does it to be popular

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I heard Lemmy is narcissitic, and has a mirror obsession.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:19, Reply)

And?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:20, Reply)

he definately hates the lower powered SLKs though
i believe his quote was,"shit cars for shit-cunts"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:21, Reply)

he also said 'people who can't spell definitely are shit-cunts'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)

also, alright nakers?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

no, working
it's shit

i might go a cook a packet of sausages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:24, Reply)

UH-OH!!! CHIPOLATAS!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:25, Reply)

nah, these are full sized sausages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

That's not what it says on the wall of the ladies' bogs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)

and its good zing from me
and its good zing from her.

GOOD ZING
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)

chipolele

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:28, Reply)

IDGI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:30, Reply)

My surpriseometer didn't even flicker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:31, Reply)

>:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Dr No-Job really IS a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

I agree.
Dr BLOW-job more like!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:24, Reply)

its a less like from me
I would rather pay a fiver IYKWIMAITYDKWIM
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Beers?
Alt: It's culture? It doesn't have any, do it?

Altalt: I'd tell to put that nasty, leathery old crotch the fuck away for good. I don't want to see a granny in knickers.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Go on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Bunch of fucking alcoholics.
Afternoon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Hello you
All OK in b3thvill3?? I'm using your lovely XLS sheet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Everything's fine here
apart from the sheer exhaustion of NoSleep.

I shall tell the man his efforts are still in use.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Red wine meant a bad sleep for me last night
Still, it was wine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:33, Reply)

your doing wine wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)

How is that exactly?
I opened the wine, left it for a while, then drank the wine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)

clearly you didn't drink enough to pass out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I bet he didn't even decant it first.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:40, Reply)

YOUN A DECANT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)

This is correct
I had 1 bottle and some cbeese
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:42, Reply)