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Poppadoms and curry for breakfast, this can only bode well for the day. Meeting some possible suppliers later. What's happening in your day?
Alt, what do you London lot reckon on Boris? He acts a buffoon, I think there'a a very shrewd politician there.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 7:51,
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Hey DBT!
Go fuck yourself, yeah!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 7:56,
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Prick.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 7:58,
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Wanker.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:10,
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Dave Bee Travis
Noel Edmoths
Chris Evants
Flymon Mayo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:30,
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Mark Gnatcliffe
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:41,
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tim waspwood
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:41,
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Not much, just work
alt: Don't be fooled by the buffoon act, he's another public school Tory, way more right wing than "Call me Dave". Will pull Sun readers back from UKIP no doubt.
Pray the Scots vote No or we could be stuck with them indefinitely.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:12,
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I can't see the Jocks voting yes tbh, the bookies go along with this, and they're not in the habit of losing out.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:18,
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if it is Yes, it'll be a very close result
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:20,
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Can't see it happening.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:25,
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dont know dont care
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:15,
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Just put the budgie away
Work then drinks for a colleague who is going off on duffage leave.
I like a bit of Boris. And he has some character and passion. He'd be the only politician a lot of kids could name, for example
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:19,
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I voted for his hair
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:26,
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If he was bald, would you still have gone for him?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:32,
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Aw hell no, who cares about all the bollocks that comes out of his mouth eh, unruly mops is where it's at
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:34,
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I fink he's hot lol
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:28,
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I think the bumbling buffoon image is an act to make people like him, I think he is dangerous and knows exactly what he is doing.
I woke up to find this picture on my facebook feed.
I just love how she is trying to look dainty whilst stuffing her fat face.
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Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:40,
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I didn'tknow swipe was on your fb.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:51,
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haha! fat jokes about rachelswipe! lol!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:52,
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why would you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:52,
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Fucking hell
What the actual fuck is that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:52,
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I think its a chocolate sundae
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Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:06,
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Not for long
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:08,
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And tick followed tock followed tick followed tock...
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Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40,
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Today is will be mostly buying stuff
I need some headphones for calf2, a jar of teriyaki sauce and some shorts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 8:53,
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GEt a nice thong, I'm sure they go down well in the North East.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:02,
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I actually need to buy cycling shorts, so its even worse
My legs rub together on long runs so I'm going to try wearing them under my running shorts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:03,
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we call them flip flops in the UK
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:09,
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I might pop into my mate's pub for a pint too
Not seen him for a while
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:02,
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Good lad.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:11,
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jorts m8, they're the future!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:03,
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Make your own teriyaki you fucking cheat!
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Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:06,
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I cannot be bothered
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:07,
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I bet you buy ready sliced cheese
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Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:08,
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I actually did buy sliced Edam last night
but that was for the Mrs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:08,
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I bet he buys sliced white.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:11,
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Hovis best of both
I actually got some really nice uncut seeded batch thing last night too. Very nice indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:12,
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Tiger bread FTW
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:38,
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alright Cranleys
EDIT: there's an utter Cranley in this carriage. Mid forties fat bloke wearing a Skeletor t shirt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:14,
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Monty and I saw the man's double bowling down the street at us last night.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:39,
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woah, you saw Zammo?
Wikkid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:41,
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![](http://www.expressandstar.com/wpmvc/wp/wp-content/uploads/xmlImages/PA/2014/08/P-a8666c3b-b654-44cf-b7fc-4b3797d87bfb.thumb.jpg)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:41,
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delete this please
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:43,
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![](https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/1/1406907730783/Allan-Young-at-the-Old-Ba-009.jpg)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:44,
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hey, no pics please, headhunters may be lurking
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:46,
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This is baby shaker Allan Young
All characters appearing in this thread are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:48,
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![](http://i.imgur.com/jkRcaAw.png)
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Peej, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:55,
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![](https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-FicGiMEN7qPqeIoJW0_iQI6d9IhcNBbLo7IkL7qwYETa51hF)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:57,
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Boris is very clever indeed.
He's played the popular vote from the get-go and become something of a celebrity in the doing of it. I've little doubt he'll be challenging for party leadership.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:37,
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especially as he is stating that he won't be challenging Dave.
How long until David Miliband comes back to rescue Labour?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40,
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Ed is the largest charisma black hole I've ever had the misfortune to hear speaking.
He wouldn't be able to challenge Alexander fucking Salmond, let alone a fully armed and operational Boris charm offensive.
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Kroney, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:43,
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yeah, David Miliband is Labour's only hope of a credible leader.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:46,
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I dunno about you, but I quite fancy something like a burger or maybe a kebab
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:40,
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i wonder why
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:52,
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because you didnt cook me dinner when i got home
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 9:54,
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f that yo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:01,
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best mangal 2nite bro 4reelz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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or maybe pizza
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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i'll be having italian nachos
they piss all over the american ones
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:08,
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whats the diff?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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made with shaved fresh parmesan rather than squirty american cheese
fresh salsa and seriously spicy little peppers
and no disgusting guacamole
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:10,
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sounds sh1t - the cbeese isnt even melted
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:11,
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it goes all chewy
gotta love fresh parmesan
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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Worst of all the cbeese .
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:19,
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Is this a private convo or can we join in?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:08,
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public forum broski
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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what are your views on italian nachos?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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I've only had the American ones.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:13,
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Our chef has these down, vegi and meat. Has a lovely vegi lasagne too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:21,
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what's in it??
the two best ones i've ever had, speaking as a veggie, were roasted red pepper and garlic mushroom lasagne, and butternut squash and goats cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:22,
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Best ones contain
the minced flesh of a cow, the minced and cured flesh of a pig, some onions and some tomatoes along with a selection of herbs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:25,
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ooh that sounds
shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:30,
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^Foodwrong
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:54,
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The one she did for us had green beans, sweet peppers, baby sweetcorn, mushrooms and pine nuts, very nice.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:29,
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ooh that sounds good
i love a bit of veggie lasagne, me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:30,
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With the correct treatment
and a liberal amount of cream they will clear up in no time
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:17,
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