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Happy Friday To You
Happy Friday To You
Happy Friday Dear Everyone (But not Doctor Shitman who is going to die today)
Happy Friday To You!!!
Yeah!!!
Alright?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:29,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I was reading about 'Jihad John' earlier
And immediately wondered if he'd ever cried all the way to the chip shop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:34,
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He's more of a man than you'll ever be.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:36,
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Meatsnake is a moron.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:38,
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Oh Jeff's a slag and he's a creep
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:41,
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Aww you remembered it was my Friday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:40,
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Ha! Is it your special day?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:42,
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Insomuch that any Friday is special
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:43,
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Is it your birthday yet though?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:44,
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No
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:49,
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Oh :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:49,
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I wonder if Rob or whoever would let me take a look at b3ta's source code and let me update it.
I think we need #hashtags and @replies.
What would YOU like to see?
I've been doing Srs Bzns recently, got a buisness plan for The Next Big Thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:48,
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I'd like everything to stay the same forever.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:49,
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I think it's about time we had some new icons, maybe add Badges too. Let's Gamerize this joint.
MEATSNAKE has a new Achievement: Received 10 likes in a single post.
etc.
I'm s0o0o0o0o0o0o Web Two Point Oh.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:52,
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There aren't enough people to get 10 likes :(
And even if there were, I'd never get 10.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:54,
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How will we ever quantify quality emotion and friendships; if we don't have Likes and Social Connections ?
It's a sad world we live in.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:57,
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Just type 'hahaha' after stuff you like
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:58,
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I'm a bit funny in the head, I over think Haha
Hmmm, one Ha, it's like saying 'ok, BUT...etc'.
Haha, not sure if they find what I said funny but I guess it's a bit like Ha, only not so patronising
Hahah, they didn't finish off the final Ha, takes more effort than a Haha, I guess they thought it was alright.
Hahaha, geninunely found it funny.
hahahahahahah, sarcky cunt.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:07,
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I tend to go with
'Haha!' as a genuine laugh and
'HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE MATE!!!! LOL ETC' as subtle sarcasm
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:11,
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That's too subtle
I genuinely believed that you found my posts hilarious and that we were great mates :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:14,
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What about a lol? I like a good lol.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:15,
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I think lol is fine
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:16,
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Talk to Battered, he is going to buy b3ta
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:50,
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Oh well, it was nice knowing you all =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:52,
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gid moaning
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:23,
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hello (x2)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:25,
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alright
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:28,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:29,
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Are you pre-ordering the new Aphex Twin album?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:36,
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No, I'll just buy it when it comes out.
I got right back into Selected Ambient Works 2 recently.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:38,
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ooh but I did have a listen to that Soused track by ScottO))) last night.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:39,
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Yeah me n'all
I've ordered it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:41,
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oh yer and as a dictionary-bashing pedant, 'pre order' is a pet h8 of mine
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:50,
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I'll try to use it more often
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:54,
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prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:57,
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Morning
I was rather fucked off last night to find my GPS signal had dropped for 1/2 a mile on my run, ruining my times. Stupid fucking thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:28,
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Sounds like an excuse to me
According the the picture on facebook you didn't move
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:30,
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?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:32,
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My mistake, it doesn't look like that now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:36,
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JUSTIFICATION
I was happy at just over 8:30 a mile then mile 4 decided to be 12:30, the little shit.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:37,
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Dunno what that means soz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:39,
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Probably wants more money :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:42,
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SHOW ME THE MONEY
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:52,
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Bit racist mate
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:52,
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+K
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:54,
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A likely story I am sure...
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:35,
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He'll be in talks with Rob to buy b3ta next.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:37,
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All your board are belong to us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:37,
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I heard he has pre ordered it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:56,
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It's in my dictionary
www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/pre-order
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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I don't care. I still hate it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:59,
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Why?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:00,
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If you order something, you request its future delivery.
If you pre order something, you request its future delivery.
That's why.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:02,
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It makes sense that such a phrase is required to differentiate between something that is immediately available or not though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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one can always 'reserve' goods ahead of release
That's what we did in the old days.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:06,
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Pre-order is better soz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:07,
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nah it ent, sozzo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:08,
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Soz old pal I pre-ordered being right and it was delivered before your reply
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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sozzington m8 u didnt
Maybe you used the same delivery service as you did for 'Miles From Home'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:10,
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<pre>order</pre>
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:12,
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So how would you distinguish, in a single word, between an order that can be fulfilled now.
and an order that cannot be fulfilled because the product is not available yet, but will be at a known future date?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:08,
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'reserve'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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or, simply 'order'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:09,
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His cock doesn't do that pre-order thing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:10,
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wanker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:10,
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pre-wanker
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:11,
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pre-ick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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dear god
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:14,
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So anyway, I got all fucked off because my new radio woudln't arrive, so I went and bought another one
and then I discovered my old radio wasn't broken so now I'm hundreds of pounds down and have three identical working radios and only one car.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:44,
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You surely don't need me to point out the obvious solution is to buy two more cars.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:45,
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The woman wants me to sell the surplus radios.
I don't think she understands how hoarding works.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:47,
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go through the wardrobe and find any pair of shoes that she hasnt worn for a month
and tell her to sell them
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:52,
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Haha yeah
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Kroney, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:55,
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I've just managed to shoehorn
No, he's a Londoner
I'm just street tuff
into a work conversation \o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:53,
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I have got a banging headache and a glaring fluorescent tube light right in my eye line.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:53,
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Are you at a rave?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:54,
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No, I am at work. Like a chump.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:55,
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no
i'm cross and tired and i don't know why as i slept quite well last night and my massive urgent injunction has all calmed down.
*irritables*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:56,
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Typical woman
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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is that a euphemism?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:58,
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lol
my massive urgent injunction calmed down once i had a piss this morning
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:00,
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I gave YM a massive urgent injunction this morning, etc etc
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:01,
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...right up the cranley
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:04,
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I doobie don't.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:05,
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Sorry mate, "don't" is one of my pet hates. "Do not" was always good enough in the past.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:19,
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Get with the times, Pops.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:19,
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Sorry friend, "mate" is one of my pet hates. "friend" was always good enough in the past.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:20,
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yay!
TGIF and praise the Lord!!
It's Manchester Pride today so I will be avoiding the city centre. There will be a faint whiff of poppers and shame.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:27,
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Shame at Pride?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:27,
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yeah true, that comes on the Monday.
Im old and boring now so Im going to the flicks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:34,
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You aren't old.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:35,
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I feel too old for pride.
I think working on the scene for a decade made me hate it more!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:38,
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Because you never scored with a man in a decade
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:41,
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his wheelchair-bound boyfriend was the best he could get
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:42,
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You do realise frustrated, angry crywanks don't count as having a partner..?
Even with a face drawn on.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45,
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I score with a man regularly, thanks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:42,
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Me too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:43,
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Poor swipe!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:46,
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Time to do a 'David Copeland'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:41,
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Or maybe just a 'Gareth Williams'?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:42,
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or a Justin Fashnu... Without the sexual assault.
No, wait.
What are we doing again?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:44,
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Dismembering you and putting your remains in a HEAD rucksack
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45,
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Ew!
Can we at least go High Street?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:47,
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I though sports direct was your high st
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:48,
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how any man can feel 'proud' of sodomising another man is beyond reason.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:28,
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Even more so for the bummee
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:30,
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the "cat"
we all know what dozer really means when he says he has a 16 year old "cat"...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:31,
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she's 15.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:32,
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NONCE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:32,
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only with regard to bestiality, I'm not a pervert
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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but shoving hamsters up your arse is to be encouraged?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:31,
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The old 'anus' obsession making an appearance I see
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:32,
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it's rather peculiar
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:32,
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IRL sometimes, just sometimes, it would be nice to talk about something else, y'know?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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you have my sympathies m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:35,
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Mate, you sodomise plastic participants, so let's not "go there"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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plastic participants?
Is this an underwear fetish of some sort?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:34,
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No, it's a reference to your blow up Betty due to your crippling hatred of anyone other than your shallow, vain self.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:37,
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cor!
An inflatable Betty Boo!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:38,
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Doin' the do
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:40,
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Thank God you're here Jase!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:30,
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Don't call it a bumcrack..............
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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^MINE
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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This place would be dead etc.
If I wasn't so busy with work I'd be on more often!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33,
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There is a rumour going around on Twitter that Gazza has died.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:42,
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mine
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:44,
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^YOURS
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45,
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The internet belongs to all of us friend.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45,
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unless you're in talks with rob about buying part of it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:46,
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That was the drink talking friend. Having sobered up I realised it had merely been a story I propagated in order to ingratiate myself with the bigger boys.
You see I'm a hopeless fantasist.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:50,
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You can't even drink orange juice properly?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:52,
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PROPER-GAY-ted more like!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:54,
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He looks Oriental at the minute.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:48,
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He looks like any number of b3tan posters once they've been prized out of their clamlike dens.
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:52,
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Mental mental chicken....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:54,
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NEW THREAD!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:52,
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