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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This would be quite tricky.She would have to remain completely silent. Even then I'm not sure I could achieve the requisite wood whilst looking at her vacant coupon*.
*Number 76 in the series "Fister teaches you southern nancies some Scots' words". Coupon: (dismissive) face, e.g. "ye should hae seen the nick o' her coupon when ah' wiped my boabie on her curtains".
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Aye Doric is pretty brutal.I could just about follow Trawlermen (or whatever it was called) without the subtitles.
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It's such a beautiful language(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:16,
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We're dreamers and romantics up here Tangers."Brace yersel hen ahm goan in dry"
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i wouldn't knowi only go there to catch planes.
lol shitland.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:43,
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you seem to know a lot about itbut then again, i guess wythey looks like knightsbridge if you live in shitland
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:54,
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Edinburgh house prices are higher than most - even south of the borderBeing an estate agent I'd have thought you'd have known that.
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you can try your best to roll it in glitterbut it's still a great big stinking turd
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12,
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^^Has been to London and can confirm that it's a stinking cesspit of orangutans and toothless pakis^^(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:17, Reply)
lol shitland's white knight on his shitty brown horse(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:19,
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Turn her overProblem solved
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:19,
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My point is that you said "teachs some Scots words" And it comes from the old French "to cut" you could have said Scots usage of words or slang.
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A Scots' word = a word used as part of the Scots languageTry not to overthink it old boy.
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I was brought up in Dumfries and spent a couple of summers working in Carlislewhich is like fucking New York if you come from Shitehaven.
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I've got absolutely no idea BonzersIt's just the local lingo, innit?
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Edinburgh isnt scotland though mateI have been trying to figure it -coupon book = look - maybe
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AHL MARK YOUR FUGGIN COUPON IN A MINUTE SONNY(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:32,
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Looks it's not fucking cock-er-knee rhyming slangDon't try to fucking understand it, FFS.
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Ok then, tell me where BAWBAG and CUNTYBAWSACKS comes from then Dr fucking Johnson?*straightens tie*
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bawbagis ballbag said by someone with a speech impediment, aka scottish accent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:39,
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Coming from someone who I imagine speaking like the 3rd Gallagher brother, this is fucking priceless.SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
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you do know there is a third gallagher brother already, don't you?but no, wrong. i learned to speak in yorkshire, so sounded like a farmer, then we moved to buckinghamshire when i was 4. and overnight i turned into the queen, because the other little girls at school were shocked when i said "plum" like a northerner.
something to help you with those lonely late night wank fests.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:53,
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tl;dr - I was mercilessly bullied and had to change to blend in with all the other brats.(, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)
it was the most middle class bullying ever"the new girl in our class says PLUM"
"no she doesn't"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12,
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i got much worse bullying when i moved up north again, years laterteachers always made me read everything out loud because they liked the accent.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:18,
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They made you read?That's the fucking worst bullying I've ever heard of. How on earth did they get away with it?
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Baw is clearly the droning voice of the ill educated trying to say BallBall bag becomes BAWBAG when said by chavs (Or Ned as I believe you chaps call them) Ball Bag has been used for many years to describe a mans testes,
CUNTYBAWSACKS will have the same origin except that sack has transposed Bag and Cunty- a derivation of the old English Quint to describe a vagina and that has then been turned into a portmanteau...
*DROPS THE MIKE*
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RUMBLEDAlways use 12 sentences when 1 will do that's day 1 of lawyer school
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yes, if you went in 1840you wouldn't get very far these days if you are working to a fixed fee or having to justify your time to the court.
stick to computers, there's a good lad.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:58,
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^works for a shit law firm that isnt good enough to charge exorbitant prices^ (, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)
you get what you pay foranyone who thinks the fees are "exorbitant" is welcome to go to a smaller, shittier firm. and drown in their own bitterness and lack of success.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:04,
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Bit like hookers innitdo you drop £2k on a tasty one or just have a crywank
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You pay more an hour to get access to PI insurance with bigger limits. (, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:07, Reply)
typical insurers... making a fortune out of the competent...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:09,
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