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Cor Blimey indeed
Have you all been wanking yourself blue? Where is everyone?
So the kids are back at school this week. School stories?
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:21, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Have you all been wanking yourself blue? Where is everyone?
So the kids are back at school this week. School stories?
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:21, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
When the holidays are over
I might pay an £80 fine and take someones kids on holiday.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I might pay an £80 fine and take someones kids on holiday.
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Mine starts next year I think. She's four in October, that is 2015 start right?Or 2016? I should really check.
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WHAT!
Working in reception is bitch work.
Get him sweeping chimneys. Character building innit.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Working in reception is bitch work.
Get him sweeping chimneys. Character building innit.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
She's desperate to go now, our neighbour's kid starts now, and she was jealous of the uniform.
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working innit
fucking schools. there were no taxis to be had for love nor money this morning, so i had to carry in all the stuff for tonight AND my new shoes in their shiny box, and the tube was rammed. fucking schools.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
fucking schools. there were no taxis to be had for love nor money this morning, so i had to carry in all the stuff for tonight AND my new shoes in their shiny box, and the tube was rammed. fucking schools.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
ghastly how the end of the school holidays clogs up the city
burn them all. stupid breeders.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
burn them all. stupid breeders.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Don't kids get buses to school?
Or public transport? Nothing gives a kid a sense on entitlement like getting a cab to school.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Or public transport? Nothing gives a kid a sense on entitlement like getting a cab to school.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
SO?
Little Tarquin and Shaniqua should be getting buses or, and I know this will be controversial, WALKING.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Little Tarquin and Shaniqua should be getting buses or, and I know this will be controversial, WALKING.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
i agree
but they don't. the tube is full of skanky uniforms, and smelly teenage boys. why do teenage boys stink?
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
but they don't. the tube is full of skanky uniforms, and smelly teenage boys. why do teenage boys stink?
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
A smelly man sat next to me this morning, it made me feel sick, I had to get off and change carriages at Green Park
True story
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:52, Reply)
True story
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A lot have alcohol in.
but, you know, the majority don't and would be fine. It's laziness and the fact they don't care.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
but, you know, the majority don't and would be fine. It's laziness and the fact they don't care.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I dont think they have fucking schools...
Todays lesson: correct use of lube in anal
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Todays lesson: correct use of lube in anal
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
This has been a few fairly surreal morning
Internet guy is here, banging headache and Avril Lavigne chowing down on a healthy bratwurst.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Internet guy is here, banging headache and Avril Lavigne chowing down on a healthy bratwurst.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I've seen Kirsten Dunst's knockers.
It's really not how I thought my Monday would start.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
It's really not how I thought my Monday would start.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
If at first you fail everything at school because you're fick, get creative and make up a cv with exam attainments anyway. I did and was global marketing director for pizza hut within ten years !
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To be fair, if he did make it that far on a tissue of lies, that's quite impressive.
Or are the job titles on the cv made up too?
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Or are the job titles on the cv made up too?
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Luckily there are feminists on hand to let us know what awful rapists all men are
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/01/if-you-click-on-jennifer-lawrences-naked-pictures-youre-perpetuating-her-abuse?CMP=twt_gu
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/01/if-you-click-on-jennifer-lawrences-naked-pictures-youre-perpetuating-her-abuse?CMP=twt_gu
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Some men seem to be very good rapists
I mean they wouldn't keep doing it if they were awful at it.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I mean they wouldn't keep doing it if they were awful at it.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Van Badham seems to be remarkably stupid and naive for a journalist in a national newspaper.
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It's a completely unnecessarily controversial article.
People that have looked at the photos have comitted a sexual assault against Jennifer Lawrence? And btw, let's lengthen the life this story and make more people look.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
People that have looked at the photos have comitted a sexual assault against Jennifer Lawrence? And btw, let's lengthen the life this story and make more people look.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Gotta do something to make up for the continuing demise of print media
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( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
HIYA!!
I've been wiring pc's this morning and setting up new email accounts. How thrilling!!
What kind of group was everyone in at school? I was kind of in the middle group. Not too popular but not too nerdy.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I've been wiring pc's this morning and setting up new email accounts. How thrilling!!
What kind of group was everyone in at school? I was kind of in the middle group. Not too popular but not too nerdy.
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I was the leader of the popular cool people and still am in many ways
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I was too cool and popular to bother with education and still am in many ways
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:27, Reply)
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They made a sit com about that
I think they called it "Middle group"
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I think they called it "Middle group"
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
hi gang!
I went to the same schools as Michael Gove and Tom Stoppard!
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I went to the same schools as Michael Gove and Tom Stoppard!
( , Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:28, Reply)
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