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Cor Blimey indeed
Have you all been wanking yourself blue? Where is everyone?
So the kids are back at school this week. School stories?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:21,
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I went to school.
OLD SKOOL!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:27,
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I am so hungover I can taste death in my mouth.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:29,
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Now you know how your Mrs feels.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:29,
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She's grudgingly nurse maiding me.
I disgust her on many levels.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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Thats my favourite part of a hangover
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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It feels like somebody upended a toolbox over my head.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:33,
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I prescribe fluids, chocolate and nommynommy bacon
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:39,
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When the holidays are over
I might pay an £80 fine and take someones kids on holiday.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:30,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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Mine starts next year I think. She's four in October, that is 2015 start right?Or 2016? I should really check.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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2015 start, yes
Calf 2 starts reception on Wednesday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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That's it. Get them working from a young age.
Can she type?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:33,
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haha!
He cannot, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38,
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WHAT!
Working in reception is bitch work.
Get him sweeping chimneys. Character building innit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:39,
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She's desperate to go now, our neighbour's kid starts now, and she was jealous of the uniform.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:35,
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+ french maid
YOU SICKEN ME
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:43,
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working innit
fucking schools. there were no taxis to be had for love nor money this morning, so i had to carry in all the stuff for tonight AND my new shoes in their shiny box, and the tube was rammed. fucking schools.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:34,
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^^broody. Body clock ticking down?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:37,
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ghastly how the end of the school holidays clogs up the city
burn them all. stupid breeders.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38,
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Don't kids get buses to school?
Or public transport? Nothing gives a kid a sense on entitlement like getting a cab to school.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38,
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i think it's all their skanky parents going back to work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:38,
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SO?
Little Tarquin and Shaniqua should be getting buses or, and I know this will be controversial, WALKING.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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i agree
but they don't. the tube is full of skanky uniforms, and smelly teenage boys. why do teenage boys stink?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:49,
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A smelly man sat next to me this morning, it made me feel sick, I had to get off and change carriages at Green Park
True story
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:52,
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Are these people not aware?
You can get cheap deoderant.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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Probably not halal or some other such shit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:23,
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Their God is so restricting.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:24,
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A lot have alcohol in.
but, you know, the majority don't and would be fine. It's laziness and the fact they don't care.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:28,
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smelly food, dirty clothes, skanky bastards
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:29,
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beer, wine, wanking
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:29,
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Teenage girls stink too
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:14,
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I dont think they have fucking schools...
Todays lesson: correct use of lube in anal
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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Ok I've wanked to all of the leaked pictures now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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Now apologise to the children and take them to school.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:41,
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School ent even open yet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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This has been a few fairly surreal morning
Internet guy is here, banging headache and Avril Lavigne chowing down on a healthy bratwurst.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:42,
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I need more picture investigation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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That one looked fake to me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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didnt stop you though eh...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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Not a bit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:47,
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Probably
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:46,
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I've seen Kirsten Dunst's knockers.
It's really not how I thought my Monday would start.
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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I wonder if they do requests
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:47,
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There wouldn't have been anything to leak if they didn't
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Kroney, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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Kirsten Dunst's Leaky Knockers
That should be a game show
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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If at first you fail everything at school because you're fick, get creative and make up a cv with exam attainments anyway. I did and was global marketing director for pizza hut within ten years !
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:48,
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To be fair, if he did make it that far on a tissue of lies, that's quite impressive.
Or are the job titles on the cv made up too?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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How do I know, I'm not his psychiatrist.
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 11:57,
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Man, I bet he could tell some tales
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:04,
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Some men seem to be very good rapists
I mean they wouldn't keep doing it if they were awful at it.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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Van Badham seems to be remarkably stupid and naive for a journalist in a national newspaper.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:19,
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Orrstraaaalian innit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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It's a completely unnecessarily controversial article.
People that have looked at the photos have comitted a sexual assault against Jennifer Lawrence? And btw, let's lengthen the life this story and make more people look.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:25,
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Gotta do something to make up for the continuing demise of print media
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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Not that I read that all, but no talk of their male counterparts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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HIYA!!
I've been wiring pc's this morning and setting up new email accounts. How thrilling!!
What kind of group was everyone in at school? I was kind of in the middle group. Not too popular but not too nerdy.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:20,
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I was the leader of the popular cool people and still am in many ways
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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well done you!
and they say education is wasted
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:25,
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I was too cool and popular to bother with education and still am in many ways
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:27,
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Top 5%.
Cool kids.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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They made a sit com about that
I think they called it "Middle group"
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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The Inbetweeners
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:41,
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hi gang!
I went to the same schools as Michael Gove and Tom Stoppard!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 12:28,
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