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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:17, 91 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I've got tea. I've got cake. I've got a pasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:42, Reply)
I've got an onion 3 feet wide at home

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:53, Reply)
I now have the Wizbit theme in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:09, Reply)
I hope you choke on bear cock
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:11, Reply)
my-oh-my.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Jeff choked on a bear cock, bear cock, bear cock
Jeff chocked on a bear cock eight feet long
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:42, Reply)
gags-gags this a-way
Choke-choke that a-way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Swall-ows this-a-way,
Jeff likes cock.
Good morning gents.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:58, Reply)
That doesn't even scan.
What sort of crap-doc-publican are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Lucky Jeff!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)
I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I hope, via the medium of torture, the skin is removed from your face
3p1c fl@il
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:48, Reply)
meaty

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:54, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 7:55, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:02, Reply)
horrors

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:06, Reply)
Good morning. Another day of witty chat, anecdotes and informative debate then?
Or fat shut-ins discussing food and insulting each other? Cunts,.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:20, Reply)
I hope you die tomorrow.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:31, Reply)
today

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)
even better

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Haha yes it is isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:52, Reply)
yer

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Good morning
Last run done last night. A mere 4 miles in the fog. All sorted for Sunday. I now get to eat massive amounts of pasta, rice, bread and potato \o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Fatty.Booze is carbs too, albeit empty ones, so I prescribe morning desk cans.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)
hmmm
As you are our resident Doc, I'll have to take this medical advice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)
The launch for thw GNR looked spectacular
I was well proud
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I didn't see it
I had a free ticket too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Loads of vids on facebook. Canny.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Will check it out
I have a soft spot for that Halfpenny
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Jaysum has a special soft spot for you cow, A chocolate starfish one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Don't be jelly of my friendship dear, being the most reviled on here

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Ha, all the big names of the north were there: Sting, Mark Knopfler, Tim Healy, Jill Halfpenny, The Unthanks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)
No Donna Air :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Have you got your finishing line celebration worked out yet?
We need some sort of 'Mo-Bot' type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Moobot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Sounds good.
No idea what the associated action would be though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Spraying milk at the crowds from prosthetic udders I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Probably a bit late to organise a prosthetic udder.
Might be easier for him to just have a wank as he starts the vinegar sprint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Done and Done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)
#sexhorn #sportshorn

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)
I dont like to brag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)

#Billy
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:24, Reply)

#dontbeahero
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:44, Reply)
He probably already has one.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Maaarning Mr Regular
There's a live feed of Abbey Road crossing that has made my morning.
Im on my phone though so cant link it. It's on my Twatter though.
Probably bindun
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Abbey Road crossing a bush on Hampstead heath
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)
#oneoffthewrist

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:35, Reply)
#justshy

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I am determined that today should not conk out post-wise
I am about to unleash fire and brimstone upon Asda as they are fucking incapable of delivering a full shop, ever. The sheer amount of unavailable items is fucking stupid. Its not like I'm ordering Unicorn steaks ffs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:47, Reply)
You should, they've just go them back in stock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:48, Reply)
They failed to deliver carrots last week
Carrots. Are you seriously telling me that if I go to the shop there wont be a single on in there?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Cancel your online shopping if you're going to check, you can just buy the rest of the stuff while you're there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)
*smacks head*
Why didn't I think of this?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)
*Updates CV*
PROBLEM SOLVING
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
They probably only have monthly deliveries up north.
There isn't much call for healthy food up there. If you'd have stuck with offal, you would have been fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Last nights was missing lamb chops, chicken legs, sausages, plums and strawberries
Fucking useless cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
I'm surprised that they didn't do their like for like replacement thing
and give you five black puddings.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I've never done that
My mate once had a lemon replaced with lemon dishwasher tablets
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Quality.
Mine have always been fairly mundane, although I was a bit pissed off when they replaced a special offer 90 wash box of detergent with a 28 wash box and charged the same price. They couldn't understand why I wasn't happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)
alright Battered, nice to have you back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Good evening.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)
I've got loads of work to do, that apparently had to be sorted by today.
So you'll have to fill in for me a bit on here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Our Harrod's deliveries seem to be ok, trythem?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Replacement items are always a laugh.
we had no beef steaks, so here's a bottle of bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
No, just walking the dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Take it in the car

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:48, Reply)
in the RED car

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I do have a red car
Not sure what colour Peej's is
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Blue.
You should have a race!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:57, Reply)
But all I want to do is stuff my face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:03, Reply)
You should have followed good ol' blues example.
he took the Milky Way.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
ha!
Congratulations PJ. Duncan would be so proud
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
is it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:52, Reply)
^blobbing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)
no, hungover

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Where were you last night and what were you drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
pub with boss and his partner and a few other work things
voddie of course
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I can sympathise with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Don't you start.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I hope you looked sternly at her this morning after she came in pissed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
She was all noisy and bolshie, I went to bed :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
You must spend a lot of time in bed. :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)
You say that like its a bad thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)
OI
I GET THIS AND I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS LINE IN INTERNET BANTZ
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)
No need to be so noisy and bolshie about it. :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:28, Reply)

went to bed snored on the sofa then crashed off to snore in bed
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Can someone please start a new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:39, Reply)

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