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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to go full retard on Asda this morning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
'Spazda'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:02, Reply)
I had a go at them last week as I'm sick of getting unavailable items on my delivery
They basically said it was my fault as I didn't want substitute items. The latest delivery was missing 10% of my total shopping.

RANT MODE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Do your own shopping you lazy fuck
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Or go to Waitrose, where you encounter a better class of shopper

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Or hire a reliable manservant to do it for you.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Yeah
I'll pay £5 for a fucking onion
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Melons are better for that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:31, Reply)
but onions are better at making eyes weep

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)
best substitution ever
twitter.com/John_Goodger/status/510355028897726464
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)
This was used in the conversation!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)
In Soviet Asda, food orders you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)
i'll gaz you a lawyer's top tip

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Last time I was in Asda (kind of an accident)
I felt so disgusted with myself that I went straight home and donated £100 to Mind.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:13, Reply)

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