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I'm going to go full retard on Asda this morning(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:59,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:02,
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I had a go at them last week as I'm sick of getting unavailable items on my deliveryThey basically said it was my fault as I didn't want substitute items. The latest delivery was missing 10% of my total shopping.
RANT MODE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:05,
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Do your own shopping you lazy fuck/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07,
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Or go to Waitrose, where you encounter a better class of shopper(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07,
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Or hire a reliable manservant to do it for you.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:14,
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YeahI'll pay £5 for a fucking onion
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:30,
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Melons are better for that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:31,
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best substitution evertwitter.com/John_Goodger/status/510355028897726464
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:07,
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This was used in the conversation!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:25,
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Last time I was in Asda (kind of an accident)I felt so disgusted with myself that I went straight home and donated £100 to Mind.
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