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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Apologise to Baggenfock for upsetting him threadalt: if you were going to get Baggenfock a presnt to say sorry for upsettintg him what would it be?
altalt: baggenfock
altaltalt: upset
altaltaltalt: online
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:32,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I'm sorry this is all too upsetting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:32,
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He didn't like Nakers' shoes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:40,
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ok putting you on ignore now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:45,
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Well, I imagine like me most people use off topic for piss taking and LEDGEBANTS because it's 'fun', Baggsy seems to react to this pretty standard ribbing by 2.0ing anyone who suggests he's a boring racist nonce, which he is.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:44,
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You'll have to forgive me, I'm woefully uneducated on the recent influx of posters who're single-handedly saving this place from deathso is the boring racist nonce stuff actually bullying, or just the aforementioned ledgebants?
As somebody who mainly uses the internet for whinging, you'll understand my lack of ability to immediately spot the difference.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:49,
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i missed the original racism, but I am assured it existed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:51,
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If racism were a crime, Monty would have been locked away years ago.(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:52,
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Honestly, I don't.I'm making wild assumptions again, please forgive me.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:56,
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since you fell out with the IRL-kru he could have been banged up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:01,
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As a tip, it's more effective to stir recent events than a dim and distant past.(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:11,
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ok, can you please go for a drink with the posse then and have an argument and storm off crying?k thx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:13,
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REAL internet men only run off crying if a girl tries to talk to them.You know nothing.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:16,
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Am I behind on events?I thought it was just swipe he hated.
Is Kroney supporting #teamcranley now?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:16,
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swipe and k-dog had a bitch fightapparently they were rolling around china town pulling each others hair and screeching obscenities
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:18,
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No, it's mostly bollocks, but he seems a little uptight. He originally posted 'I hate niggers' on /talk as a 'funny' response to something.People started calling him racist, which is pretty standard memetastic fare in my opinion, and it went from there.
I couldn't give a fuck if he thinks I'm a prick or whatever, it's just annoying to have to sign out to read a whole thread sometimes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:57,
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You definitely sound like you're mashing your keyboards whilst in floods of tears, to me.Have you considered being less upset, online?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:03,
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Of course not, don't be daft, being upset online is like my whole vibe man.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:06,
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Instead of signing in and out all the timejust use 2 different browsers - signed in on one and not on the other. Piece of piss.
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Not a die hard fan thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpfSkB8nls
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This is my whole point, i dunt even kniowhe might eb scottish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:42,
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I don't think you've really got the hang of this 'apologising' thing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:47,
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Hey dozer, you're a mentally disturbed kind of a guy.Is Necrobabes still a thing?
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:50,
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dunno mate, all my porn browsing is done via Tor these days IYKWIM(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Happy birthday stunneri hope the birthday jew fairy brings you a new foot
xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:10,
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Thanks, mersh. I was supposed to be having a nice civilised dinner tonight but the Mrs is ill today.
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Urgh, what a gay.Give a her a kick in the cunt and an aspirin. She'll be right as ninepence come the evening.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15,
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Have you tried letting her have a good night's sleep instead of constantly bothering her with that sheet with the hole in?I always feel much better after some proper kip.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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i thought you people had some sort of scroll?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:22,
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So instead you and Boycie are going here?www.standard.co.uk/news/london/kew-gardens-opens-drugs-festival-where-visitors-can-try-mindaltering-plants-9760396.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15,
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Happy Birthday to JewHappy Birthday to Jew
Happy Birthday Dear Saul or Abraham or whatever your real Jewish name is
Happy Birthday to Jew
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:13,
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Who? Why does everyone need presents all the time? Fucken bloobloofucks with their 'being old' and 'upset online'. I just went to the kitchen to get a glass and all the decent sized ones were taken so I've got this piddling little thing that needs refilling a gajillion times a day to get a decent drink. WHERES MY FUCKING PRESENT EH?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:17,
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WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF POOR FUCKING BILL HERE??!? EH? EH? You bunch of selfish fucks.
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It's a cruel world and no-one thinks of the problems of the common man down in the trenches(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:25,
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i heard your mum's trench is full of common men(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:27,
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Also, WHERE ARE OUR FUCKING ICONS, B3TH?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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Well, being French, he has a birthday and a fête.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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I thought BaggenfockWas a brand of flip-flop. Leather ones.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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I thought it was a ten to two-erI pulled a right Baggenfock last night. Had to turn her over so I didn't puke when I was on the nest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:41,
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No A Baggenfock Is a specialist Austrian type of lederhosen, designed for extra restriction when noncing in a self built cellar
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Who?Who is stealing my UPSET?!
worra cunt.
Has there been DELETIONS?
Oh LACKADAY AND RUE!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:46,
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Looks like Gazza has actually died for a change.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:46,
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I'm vegetarian you insensitive prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:49,
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Why are you wasting my time like this?www.bbc.co.uk/search?q=Paul%20Gascoigne
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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Linky linky pleaseCan't find anything except how he went fishing last week.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-gascoigne-dead-22751411
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:00,
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^Scotsman making fun of people sensitive to sunburn with apparent lack of irony^(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:33,
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Well, I think we can say that this thread has been a success and Baggsy should no longer be upset(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:09,
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i wonder if he logged out to read it all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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He doesn't know who you are sorry(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:13,
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A bit of background reading suggests it's someone called 'Nakers'who apparently once famously 'went insane' online.
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He's currently trying to justify his racism, even though everyone got the 'joke' and 'die hard' reference and it's not necessary.Poor Baggenfock :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:15,
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I think he believes he's performing some wikkid trool. I would be more annoyed by the mild inconvenience of missing his input were he to post anything more than a few lines of dull text no-one replies to anyway.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:26,
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I'm going to start replying to all his postsso you miss out on some wicked awesome content for a change. THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:31,
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I won't miss anything, I'll just start using one of my many sockpuppet accounts and no one will guess it's me(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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Well then maybe I'll use one of mine and you won't know it's me!HAHAHA ONCE AGAIN KRONEY IS VICTORIOUS
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Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:38,
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Ha ha trolled you! I am upset in both and also in any further but undiscovered spheres of reality, past, present and future(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:30,
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I though I was supposed to be upset, but now I'm angry am I?STOP YOUR TYPICAL JEW LIES!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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I'm actually rather flattered that my background whining has garnered such a response. But a little bit disappointed that such distinguished old hands could get so upset from a tetchy noob putting them on ignore.
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It's obviously battered. Who else would have the wit and guile to post in such a manner.(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Did you enjoy being fucked by a cock that had been up beckyletters?(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:32,
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Floppy aubergine meets soggy courgetteIts like the worst ratatouille ever
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:34,
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It's the white wine sauce that really lets the whole thing down.(
Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:38,
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