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	 so who *is* the biggest fannybaws on off topic?
	so who *is* the biggest fannybaws on off topic?
 	My money's on popular poster 'set your faces to stunned'.
ps you can't say 'dozer'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 We need a resident Scotch to explain just what a fannybaws is first
	We need a resident Scotch to explain just what a fannybaws is first
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42,
	
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	 Fucks sake
	Fucks sake
 	HELLO MCPEOPLE?!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:06,
	
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	 I googled it 
 	www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fannybaws
	I googled it 
 	www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fannybaws
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 willenium Fist bump for verification
 willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:07,
	
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	 Ahh, stupid bastard
	Ahh, stupid bastard
 	OK
*thinks*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 A fannybaws
	A fannybaws
 	Is a special pouch that only Scotch women have where they can conceal their extra set of genitals. 
For reasons as yet unconfirmed but believed to be due to the Viking invasions all scotch women are hermaphrodites
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 Kroney
	Kroney
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42,
	
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	 ^jealous of my ceaseless winning^
	^jealous of my ceaseless winning^
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42,
	
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 	w ch
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 ^lied about 2.0ing me
	^lied about 2.0ing me
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 Logged out and back in, innit.
	Logged out and back in, innit.
 	LIKE A WINNER
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 yeah, it's d3ff3r5 Kroney
	yeah, it's d3ff3r5 Kroney
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 What if it is Dozer? Do we just have to let this thread die without any response?
	What if it is Dozer? Do we just have to let this thread die without any response?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 Let's say it! Imma say it!
	Let's say it! Imma say it!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 no, you have to post a witty retort, hopefully in which you comedically accuse a fellow poster of child sex abuse
	no, you have to post a witty retort, hopefully in which you comedically accuse a fellow poster of child sex abuse
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 thread repetition level: achieved (multiple)
	thread repetition level: achieved (multiple)
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 DOZER
	DOZER
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 you're going to feel the wrath of 2.0 if you ent careful, pal
	you're going to feel the wrath of 2.0 if you ent careful, pal
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 I don't speak obesealcoholicmess. Sorry.
	I don't speak obesealcoholicmess. Sorry. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 still upset and weepy after 12 hours
	still upset and weepy after 12 hours
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:46,
	
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 	12 hours 6 years, 10 months, 2 days
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 yep, still crying
	yep, still crying
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:48,
	
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	 Definitely Dozer.
	Definitely Dozer.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 STILL DOZER
	STILL DOZER
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
	Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:52,
	
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	 Still not lovin' Powleece
	Still not lovin' Powleece
 	Still A K E
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:05,
	
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	 DOZER
	DOZER
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 BORED NOW
	BORED NOW
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 63456
	63456
 	hth.
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 Muns
 Muns, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:46,
	
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	 It seems to be saying that it looks better than it did because they've started including pimp money from hoors.
	It seems to be saying that it looks better than it did because they've started including pimp money from hoors.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 Pimping be big business
	Pimping be big business 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 People can't be banging hos if they ain't got no scratch.
	People can't be banging hos if they ain't got no scratch.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 Hmmmmm
	Hmmmmm
 	Whork scratchings
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:29,
	
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	 The ultimate pub snack.
	The ultimate pub snack.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:31,
	
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	 smelly fingers though
	smelly fingers though
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 Does this mean he's going to revise his plans to punish the working poor?
	Does this mean he's going to revise his plans to punish the working poor?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 Nah that's what's helping the country to win
	Nah that's what's helping the country to win
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 True, more of them may go into prostitution, which will give us another lift
	True, more of them may go into prostitution, which will give us another lift
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:32,
	
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	 Tggi
	Tggi
 	Let's  be honest Gideon could gild the entire country and lead an uninterrupted period of economic growth and you'd still be moaning
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:35,
	
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	 When you say 'the entire country' do you mean 'wealthy people' specifically in the London area?
	When you say 'the entire country' do you mean 'wealthy people' specifically in the London area?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:36,
	
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	 Preferably
	Preferably 
 	But my point is the weedy heart bleeding left wouldn't know sound economics if they smacked them in the face
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:39,
	
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	 When you say 'sound economics' do you mean 'this is my money and you can't have none'?
	When you say 'sound economics' do you mean 'this is my money and you can't have none'?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:41,
	
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	 Well you certainly can't have any
	Well you certainly can't have any
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 I don't want it.
	I don't want it.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:46,
	
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	 Good
	Good
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:50,
	
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	 Poor people outside the London area aren't really people.
	Poor people outside the London area aren't really people. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:49,
	
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	 uninterrupted period of economic growth?
	uninterrupted period of economic growth?
 	Like 1997 to 2007?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:37,
	
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	 Yeah but that was based on debt, so doesn't count
	Yeah but that was based on debt, so doesn't count
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:38,
	
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	 ^ doesn't understand macroeconomics
	^ doesn't understand macroeconomics
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:41,
	
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	 Doesn't understand how to not be upset online ^
	Doesn't understand how to not be upset online ^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 Luckily Gid has got us all out of debt!
	Luckily Gid has got us all out of debt!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 He's working on it
	He's working on it
 	Rome wasn't built in a day tangiers
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 It wasn't less built four years after they started either
	It wasn't less built four years after they started either
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:46,
	
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	 Well imagine the alternative while labour continued to add to it by buying votes with unsustainable povvo pandering
	Well imagine the alternative while labour continued to add to it by buying votes with unsustainable povvo pandering
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:50,
	
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	 Labour had the biggest surplus around then.
	Labour had the biggest surplus around then.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 Of course they did sweetheart, that's why when the 2008 crash occurred we were in such a great position to ride it out
	Of course they did sweetheart, that's why when the 2008 crash occurred we were in such a great position to ride it out
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 ^ sacrifices children to an effigy of George Osbourne in his peado dungeon.
	^ sacrifices children to an effigy of George Osbourne in his peado dungeon. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 Good job Gid kept our AAA rating
	Good job Gid kept our AAA rating 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 cherry picking ^
	cherry picking ^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11,
	
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	 I like you really dozer, even though everyone else loathes you. Including Mrs Dozer, Grace and your cat.
	I like you really dozer, even though everyone else loathes you. Including Mrs Dozer, Grace and your cat.
 	
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	 Really?
	Really?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 Nah, I was piss taking. It's true about Mrs D, cat and hamster though.
	Nah, I was piss taking. It's true about Mrs D, cat and hamster though.
 	
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	 you know when you're out at the pub which is going to bankrupt you into Cranley levels of boorish penury?
	you know when you're out at the pub which is going to bankrupt you into Cranley levels of boorish penury?
 	Your wife is busy pimping out your daughter to Baggenfock.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 It helps to pay the bills.
	It helps to pay the bills.
 	
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	 I dunno like, Baggenfock's the one making bare coin from distributing indecent images of children
	I dunno like, Baggenfock's the one making bare coin from distributing indecent images of children
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 If you and kroney went to college together, how come he's normal and you aren't?
	If you and kroney went to college together, how come he's normal and you aren't?
 	Whichever way you slice it cramming a hamster up your arse isn't the same as having a real life girlfriend like kroney does.
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:32,
	
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	 normal?
	normal?
 	He's into star trek.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:34,
	
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	 The board certainly is a poorer place without his kronely log entries.
	The board certainly is a poorer place without his kronely log entries.
 	
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	 I jettisoned a massive log this morning.
	I jettisoned a massive log this morning.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 I don't even know how this became a thing.
	I don't even know how this became a thing.
 	
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 Kroney
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	 You disgusting scotch peasants should respect your betters and show a bit more respect
	You disgusting scotch peasants should respect your betters and show a bit more respect
 	The referendum result was clear: we still own you. 
Any response to this post will only act to highlight how upset you are over the matter.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:47,
	
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	 Baggenfrock 4 mod.
	Baggenfrock 4 mod.
 	Anyone you've got on ignore is a cock anyway mate.
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	 Baggys! You took me off 2.0!
	Baggys! You took me off 2.0!
 	Thank you so much you racist nonce
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:49,
	
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