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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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as i'm not remotely a failure, i can't answer this
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(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:15, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You can only claim that when you own more than 3/4 of a flat.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:17, Reply)
i could live in a cardboard box in the middle of a motorway and i'd still be a WINNER

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
The McBeef motto

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Your failures are internet legend swiperoos!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

failures re internet
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:32, Reply)

legend ranga
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
'you're'

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Fuck, swipes grammar failure pointed out by Baggenfock

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
You count frog as a success?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:36, Reply)
WE'VE ALL DONE WORSE

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I'm not sure I have

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
So what's the worst thing you've done for pizza?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
he dioes at least own an entire house

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I can smell your jealousy of meatsnake from here.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Doesn't Naked Ape own a house?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Sadly not. Our chinoed friend has managed a half share in a one bed, which is worse than half a flat really thinking about it.
Mater and Pater had better hurry up and die so he can get his grabbing paws onto some spondulix.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Oh that's a shame, I always tried to talk to him 'on a level' but if he isn't the sole owner of any property, well, I think we know what we think about that.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I'm afraid he's a charlatan, a little lord fauntleroy without his silver spoon, a henry without his hooray. Of course he talks a good fight as you'd expect, but that popped polo isn't hackett, no it's ben sherman from southamptons tk maxx.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Even that will have to be shared with two siblings
And his folks aren't stupid - they'll probably bequeath his share straight to the grandkids, so he can't do anything daft with it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
If his folks aren't stupid how did he end up as thick as two short planks?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Good point.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Dropped on his head as a child
dropped punched
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
They jointly own a budgie, and half a cage.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Mine.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
It's all a bit relative though, isn't it sweetheart

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)

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