Alternative to the alternative; lobster dripping in butter

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've never had lobster
I'll crack open a ragged claw one of these days
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Not bad
but overrated. I can get it for a quid a lobster and when you're not blinded by the expense it goes from being amazing to not bad.
( Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

I had a great surf and turf a few months ago
Tenderloin steak with 1/2 a lobster on top.

Fucking hell that was good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)

If not done right then it's such a waste, but if done right I love it.
I also like prawns the size of baby's fists
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

terrible jewing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

G*d shouldn't have made it so tasty then !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

can jews not each lobsters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Shouldn't eat scavengers, so that's why they're out for schmucks

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Lobsters, and crustations in general eat bits of other animals that they didn't kill themselves.
Or something like that
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

can't eat seafood, innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

what? why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)

because god says so, same for muslims
i think that modern day reasoning is that seafood and pork went bad really quickly in hot countries with no fridges. people in the olden days didn't know about that, so they assumed the animals were inherently unclean in the first place, and thus eating them became forbidden.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

So what you're sayin is jews and muzzers are fucking thick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

she's a terrible racist, it's her ginger heritage

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

yes
i wrote both the old testament and the koran, bow down before me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

To be fair, if you don't really wanna eat 3 day old pork in a desert climate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)