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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Time's running out man.I could be in trouble. Nah, fuckit, let me give you cunts a question. Who would you jump in front of a bullet for?
ALT: What's the grossest thing you've licked? (You're exempt from this one frogger, we know)
ALTALTY: Best meat
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Seriously? If I've got time to jump in front of it they've got time to jump out of the way!Alt Alt Fillet Steak
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Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:32,
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there are better choicesto both questions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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I've tried a lot of steaks, my fave was a fillet.What do you prefer?
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Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:44,
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Oh I didn't see this until after I agreed with you honest(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:01,
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Well I saw what you wrote and went back in time in my Delorean to write what I wrote.(
Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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I done another cool poem that rhymes down the end of the page it's brilliant!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:07,
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my wife is out for dinner I might get myself a steak like the selfish cunt that i am(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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I love a ribeye, I make a paste out of a chicken stock cube and use that as a marinade.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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T-bone just seems too much of a fuck on(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:45,
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Xavier had a little lambHe used to have a chicken
But every time it went outside
Dozer would stick his dick in
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:56,
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Alternative to the alternative; lobster dripping in butter(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:36,
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I've never had lobsterI'll crack open a ragged claw one of these days
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Not bad but overrated. I can get it for a quid a lobster and when you're not blinded by the expense it goes from being amazing to not bad.
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Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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I had a great surf and turf a few months agoTenderloin steak with 1/2 a lobster on top.
Fucking hell that was good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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If not done right then it's such a waste, but if done right I love it. I also like prawns the size of baby's fists
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:04,
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G*d shouldn't have made it so tasty then !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:03,
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Shouldn't eat scavengers, so that's why they're out for schmucks(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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Lobsters, and crustations in general eat bits of other animals that they didn't kill themselves. Or something like that
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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because god says so, same for muslimsi think that modern day reasoning is that seafood and pork went bad really quickly in hot countries with no fridges. people in the olden days didn't know about that, so they assumed the animals were inherently unclean in the first place, and thus eating them became forbidden.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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So what you're sayin is jews and muzzers are fucking thick?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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she's a terrible racist, it's her ginger heritage(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:21,
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yesi wrote both the old testament and the koran, bow down before me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:22,
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To be fair, if you don't really wanna eat 3 day old pork in a desert climate. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:24,
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Mrs Cow and the calvesAlt:
According to most people, piss off a thistle.
AltAlt:
Beef
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:40,
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I dont even own any decks, sorry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:42,
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I would jump in front of a bullet for the obvious answers.alt: Another person's tongue. Tongues are fucking gross.
altalty: Meat.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:53,
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Current topic of conversation in the office:Who would win in a fight, the Terminator, or the Predator?
IT departments, eh?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:02,
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Cyberdine Systems model 101It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
The Predator's a fuckin' pussy'ole by comparison.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:06,
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The predator would laserbeam it's fucking head right off.Arnie's got no chance. Not even covered in mud with a chopper.
Mind, The Terminator wouldn't give off heat. Or would it?
Nah, predator all the way. That cunt beat Xenomorphs to death.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:12,
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What, laser the head off a hyper-alloy combat chassis?The 101 was created to take laser fire, you kner nuthin Jun Sner
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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It got crushed by a paperweight at the end of the first one.In fact it gets crushed loads.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:30,
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mechanical things are renowned for "running cold"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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Oh man you have no context to this, what environment are they in, Does the predator have full working cameo armour and weapons. What sort of weapons does the 101 have (apart from an Uzi 9mm obvs) come on Kroney think it through
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terminator can see heat, so camo wouldn't work i reckon(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:14,
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They are both at the peak of their abilities. Predator has weapons after all, it's just a squishy walking squid faced thing without it's technology.T800 could be fresh through the time vortex and it'd still wreck the Predator's face.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:15,
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Nah in that situation the predator would win,Unless T800 has decent weapons,
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Assume the jungle fight in the first PredatorExcept Arnold's a Terminator.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:19,
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Wrong, wrong wrong.There's no situation where the Predator would win.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:21,
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this is what i imagine spaced to have been like, having never watched it(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Look the terminator was knocked down by a shotgun Ol Pred would pack some laser shit and get it on
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Yeah but they were still being taken down by italso ref 2nd film a sharp stick through the chest takes out the T800 power unit, so the pred could get one of his big lances and go all stabby stab stab
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Plus in this scenario the terminator has no weaponso the predator just avoids him by sticking the high ground and shooting him or dropping heavy shit on him.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:28,
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plus greater agility speed etcetc Kroney just cant admit he is wrong
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I think the Terminator has a slight edgebut the predator could just blast its legs off and it'll be fucked. It depends on what weaponry the Terminator can get its hands on I think
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I don't reckon the Predator's shoulder cannon would be much useTerminators were taking laser fire in the future all day baby, all day.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:22,
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Yeah, but what about the frisbee thing?Cut a Terminator down to Lieutenant Dan size
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Plumdozer Plumdozer riding through the glenPlumdozer Plumdozer Likes to fuck chicken
Fear by the fowl
Feet like a clown
Plumdozer Plumdozer Plumdozer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:06,
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Yeah, again, rhyming don't work and the metre's all to cock.It's like you people don't even know what phonetics even are.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:07,
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I deliberately made it not rhyme and metre to annoy you, that's the sort of troooling I do now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:08,
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That's pretty high level cutting edge trooling, right there.(
Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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this is how it feels to be Cranleythis is how it feels to be short
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:24,
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Who knows unless Im in that situation. i wouldn't like to see friends or family hurt.alt. Nothing that terrible from what i can recall.
altalt. frogs legs.
Not really. McBeef.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:10,
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you're telling me you've never had too many WKDs and rimmed some fat sweaty hairball round the back of your local gay nightclub??
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:13,
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Have you ever unzipped a guy and gone "well, he can fuck off if he thinks that scaly fucken micropenis is getting gobbed off this day!"(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Nope. Always been nice and clean thankfully.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:31,
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There was one guy who was a bit teeny. I kinda fumbled a wank and told him i couldn't be bothered to finish and sent him on his way(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:32,
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BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHalt: without question, a revolting old brown envelope that came in from one of our skanky tenants when i was a letting agent. he'd sent an SAE asking for a copy of something, and without thinking, i licked it to seal it. i gagged so badly that i actually had to run down the stairs to the toilet.
altalt: your dad's oozing meat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:15,
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i think he had added satan's arse sweat as glue(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:17,
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Possibly the missus but lets be honest I would have to be on a defo promise for the full sex to do soAlt, probs snake bile/ venom drink, in hong kong fucking green and vile
altalt, defo dalepack freezer steaks
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imagine if you did all that...... only for the bullet to hit you in the cock, meaning no sex ever again............(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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Would have to be the finest marksman in the world to hit my micro OHHANGON(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
You seen what viper venium does to the blood? YouTube it, fucking grim. Turns it, in seconds, into haribo
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:25,
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As if 2 of my dealers aren't dealing weed for fucking EID?! How does that work exactly?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:33,
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Calm down Jaysums, it's just a bit of weed. You'll find something else to blot out the bedsit misery with.(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Just found out Baron Samedi died yesterday:(
he was a brave age though
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Christ, Xavier, I need to get my hands on a pair of constant tension spring clipsbut all anywhere stocks are the jubilee type. What the hell am I going to do, man?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 17:08,
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this any help?www.zeroclips.com/products/Constant-Tension-Clamps.html
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No, I need them for tomorrow morning :(I'm just going to have to make the jubilees fit.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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Alt: Possibly Bonzo's missus but lets be honest I would have to be on a defo promise for the full sex to do so
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 17:47,
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