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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I might take up weeing in the shower.
It sounds liberating.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:46, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
will you use a she-wee or just let it flow?>

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
just let it go, man
I can't be shackled by The Man like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
pissy legs^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Don't be silly, I have excellent aim.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)
How was the property you looked at on Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)
It's this Saturday coming, thanks for paying attention to my life I HATE YOU FOREVER

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
There are two types those that admit that they wee in the shower and those that lie about weeing in the shower.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
3 types
Those that try to piss on their missus while in the shower
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
All those women who go "ewwww gross" at the concept of weeing in the shower are unaware that their menfolk wee in the shower.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I'm fully aware that mone does it
but I still say "ewwww gross!" because it is gross.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Pooing in the bath isn't much better.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
You have to mash it into the plug hole with your feet

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
ewwww ewwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
'waffling'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
does he have one of those baths with a lowering lift?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
No, silly.
He has a wetroom shower.
It has handrails and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)
like a moist sex gym

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I'll be honest,
it has seen some acrobatics in its time...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
eew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Fat elderly sex :(((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
As a doctor (formerly and fake)
Surely you should know that a healthy sex life is a good thing for older folks. Plus a parkinsons wank is a high speed thing of joy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
I attended a conference once, on the disabled and sexual activity, I did lol a bit. Am I going to hell?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Only if it was while you were joining in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Does a toilet wank count?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah why not

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
A conference?
Never heard it called that before.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Ok, we met in a pub and did rapies in a council flat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2386188
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Sackrobatics

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
It's perfectly natural.
It's made out of the same stuff as the lav and even has a pre-prepared flush!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
They have all done the in shower lettuce shake
don't believe a woman who says she hasnt
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Especially when they can whip off the shower head and give themselves a rinsing down.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Damn straight
On the pulse setting THAT NO MAN HAS EVER USED EH WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU EH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
there's a pulse setting?

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
it's Tangle's favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Keeps his prostate nice and clean

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
i HOPE YOU CLICKED MY POST AS IT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE AND SHOULD BE POLULOLLE PAGED ASAP

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
HAHAHA A WORD CAN MEAN MANY THINGS LOLS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
A prostate wash a day, keeps the doctor away

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I don't wee in the shower

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)
bent

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
lies on the internet from tupperware box full of bumblebees

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)
it's true, I lied, I use a designated pint glass and pour it down the toilet afterwards

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
alright tupperware box full of Angry bumblebees

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)
alright Baked Ape

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
oh my god, you're from links
does this mean you'll be getting terribly upset?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
I must have upset him, he let one out that stung me yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
a great escape of bumblebees

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I only cry myelf to sleep occasionally

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Professionally?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I can't wait to see that entry on his LinkedIn account...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I don't post piss stuff on Linkedin.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)

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