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	 Dear swipey and meatsnake
	Dear swipey and meatsnake
 	While you're in NY can you pick me up 
one of these? I'll pay you back. 
Alt: Lunch, I guess. Turkey salad sandwich, crisps and a twix pour moi.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 Fielden.
	Fielden.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 dunno wot that is soz
	dunno wot that is soz
 	/ac
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:26,
	
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	 That cunt who looks like a buzzard, innit
	That cunt who looks like a buzzard, innit
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:26,
	
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	 not so much a buzzard, as a Maguire.
	not so much a buzzard, as a Maguire.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 still none the wiser
	still none the wiser
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:52,
	
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	 'just say no'
	'just say no'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 No problem m8
	No problem m8
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:24,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	you're a star.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:26,
	
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	 Nothing says batchelor pad like a mutant baby
	Nothing says batchelor pad like a mutant baby
 	Alt:
Lunch was two rather excellent beef sandwiches, made from yesterdays roast dinner
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 Cannibal
	Cannibal 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 Hey, we taste GOOOOOD
	Hey, we taste GOOOOOD
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:31,
	
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	 I'm not finding the main question to be particularly inclusive and I rarely post about my lunch.
	I'm not finding the main question to be particularly inclusive and I rarely post about my lunch.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:35,
	
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	 Basically I'm saying it's all Lighty's fault that this place is dead on its arse
	Basically I'm saying it's all Lighty's fault that this place is dead on its arse
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:35,
	
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	 He's such a cunt
	He's such a cunt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:52,
	
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	 nobody had posted for 25 minutes when I stepped up
	nobody had posted for 25 minutes when I stepped up
 	you know the drill, if you don't like the thread - post your own.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 ^ defensive
	^ defensive
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 ^smelly AND gay
	^smelly AND gay
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:55,
	
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	 I smell beautiful.
	I smell beautiful.
 	Your skin resembles a shipwreck.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 You smell of bedsit mildew, space raiders and faecal matter Jaysums.
	You smell of bedsit mildew, space raiders and faecal matter Jaysums.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 Hi Al!!!!!!!
	Hi Al!!!!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 Alright Ian.
	Alright Ian.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 alright Al, how's fatherhood panning out?
	alright Al, how's fatherhood panning out?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 Got a salad bowl from Sainsburys
	Got a salad bowl from Sainsburys
 	Not the best mix, but tasty nonetheless. I probably shouldn't have got the BBQ wings to go with it, though...
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:39,
	
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	 living on the edge AA
	living on the edge AA
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 There's something wrong with the world today
	There's something wrong with the world today
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:47,
	
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	 I've got salt and vinegar crisps and a mouth ulcer.
	I've got salt and vinegar crisps and a mouth ulcer. 
 	It's proper nasty. Send help. 
What's going on then? I've been a bit out of the loop. Is baggrnfock new or battered?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:47,
	
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	 Beggenfock is my sockpuppet account
	Beggenfock is my sockpuppet account 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 I treated myself to some nice n spicy niknaks
	I treated myself to some nice n spicy niknaks
 	I like nice n spicy niknaks
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:55,
	
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	 So do I tangles. So do I.
	So do I tangles. So do I. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 I had smiths spicy tomato flavour snaps, 4reelz
	I had smiths spicy tomato flavour snaps, 4reelz
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 That's a nice crisp right there
	That's a nice crisp right there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 And only 39p!!!!
	And only 39p!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 You really go all out for halloween.
	You really go all out for halloween.
 	Smoked salmon with spinach and pasta in a white wine sauce
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:49,
	
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	 That sounds rather pleasant
	That sounds rather pleasant
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 It really is. Got a chilli in the slow cooker for later too :)
	It really is. Got a chilli in the slow cooker for later too :)
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 My chilli was on the hob last night for 4 hours
	My chilli was on the hob last night for 4 hours
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 is this dirty?
	is this dirty?
 	it sounds dirty
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 It really is
	It really is
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 it can go in frog's suitcase allowance
	it can go in frog's suitcase allowance
 	we get up to 46kg hold luggage each, and i intend to nick at least 45kg of his too.
alt: been meaning to go down for a rice salad for the last 2 hours, but haven't stopped. stupid work.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 CSB
	CSB
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 That reminds me, I'm going to take a Kiev out the freezer.
	That reminds me, I'm going to take a Kiev out the freezer.
 	I bought 2 Kievs and 2 cheese-ham-kiev-things, and then I mixed them up and putting them in random bags so I don't know what one i'm getting. 
I fucking love a Kiev Sandwich
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:11,
	
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	 Chilli and rice tonight
	Chilli and rice tonight
 	Got some spring onions, fresh chillies and sour cream for the top
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Niiice, I haven't had Chilli in many a moon.
	Niiice, I haven't had Chilli in many a moon.
 	Nachos and Avacardo would be a very welcome addition.... I like it when you get some tortillas, cut them up into strips, spray-oil, bake for 5 mins.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 What do you say if someone tries to steal your cheese
	What do you say if someone tries to steal your cheese
 	Nacho Cheese
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 Tortillas would be good
	Tortillas would be good
 	I can't be arsed to get any though
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 Get the Fam to grab it.
	Get the Fam to grab it.
 	 Trus, well worth.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 More sausage casserole for me
	More sausage casserole for me
 	and then hopefully freeze the rest if I've remembered to buy more freezer bags on the way home
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 I you only by one Two-Headed Baby Skeleton this year,
	I you only by one Two-Headed Baby Skeleton this year,
 	Make sure its a Gemini Company, Inc. Two-Headed Baby Skeleton.
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	 Buzzfeed is shit
	Buzzfeed is shit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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	 37 Things you didn't know were reasons that Buzzfeed will restore and destroy your faith in humanity.
	37 Things you didn't know were reasons that Buzzfeed will restore and destroy your faith in humanity.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 What kind of fucking wanker are you?
 	Take the quiz to find out!
	What kind of fucking wanker are you?
 	Take the quiz to find out!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 95% of people won't agree to this, but you will.
	95% of people won't agree to this, but you will.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 95% of black people won't agree to this, but would you?
	95% of black people won't agree to this, but would you?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 96% of black homeless people think like this, will you?
	96% of black homeless people think like this, will you?
 	
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	 Banksy should be locked up for vandalism. Just because its become vandalism that idiots will pay for doesn't mean the law should ignore it.
	Banksy should be locked up for vandalism. Just because its become vandalism that idiots will pay for doesn't mean the law should ignore it.
 	
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	 He's allowed to vandalise f-town, but someone else vandalises his vandalism and they waste my taxes investigating it.
	He's allowed to vandalise f-town, but someone else vandalises his vandalism and they waste my taxes investigating it.
 	And it's shit, and they've put a bit of Perspex over it, but not over the other parts of the 'piece' leading up the the part placed on a pedestal in some weak social commentary on art.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Banksy makes "art" that looks like a student's t shirt
	Banksy makes "art" that looks like a student's t shirt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 He can shove his political stencils up his arse. And he does, right up there. All the way.
	He can shove his political stencils up his arse. And he does, right up there. All the way.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 lol. They tried to Banksy it up a bit too
	lol. They tried to Banksy it up a bit too
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Shit here today ent it?
	Shit here today ent it?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 Can we have a new thread with some proper questions please boss?
	Can we have a new thread with some proper questions please boss?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 Like why am i so hot? Do i have a temperature? Is it Ebola?
	Like why am i so hot? Do i have a temperature? Is it Ebola?
 	OH GOD AM I GOING TO DIE?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	Yes you are
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!
	BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 fantastic life, ba da ba da da da da
	fantastic life, ba da ba da da da da
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
	ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 mine
	mine
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:41,
	
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