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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello children
Which would you give up if you had to, meat or alcohol?

Alt: so the allegedly teenage and pregnant ISIS brides apparently want to go home to Austria. Should they let them (assuming they can leave anyway)? It's humane and it might help deter others. Or should they fuck them, they shouldn't have gone in the first place?

Altalt: Rolf Harris has had to be moved after being abused by fellow prisoners. How would you abuse a yew tree?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:59, 178 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alcohol
Alt. Fuck um, they could be sleeper spies! Whats to say its really a baby and not a fuck tonne of semtex stuffed up their jumper eh!
Altalt. Oh I dunno, probably with some playground style "You're fat" "You're ginger" "Your Mum" style teasing and maybe spit covered paper fired through the bars with a hollow biro.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Would you give Stuart Hall a dead leg?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)
Maybe
I'd definitely give Ian Watkins a Chinese burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I already gave one of them up 25 years ago, no way am I giving up the other.
Alt: WWJD?

Altalt: My grandmother always told me that her father always told her that two wrongs don't make a right. So that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Someone once said 'I'd drink heavily if I lived in Coventry too', and I guess if by some mishap of fortune you too lived in Coventry it would apply too.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Everything in moderation, Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Shut up

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
What's the vegetarian option?
Alt: Fuck 'em, leave 'em there innit. If you want to take part in a foreign war you can fucking stay there and live with the consequences.
Altalt: They should make them eat Yew Tree seeds so a tree grows in their tummy and they die.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
That's not very Christian of you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Dunno didn't read all of it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
In which case both you and your WPB can shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I'd rather give up the booze than meat
Alt:
Fuck 'em. It was their choice to go willingly to a terrorist.

AltAlt:
I dun a sad about Rolf. My childhood is ruined
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Yes, it was your childhood that was ruined by these events.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
All this time he lived in denial thinking it was just a game with a paintbrush
and now it turns out that it was a full blown noncing.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)
My childhood was great, ta
The only problem was not being Yewtreed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Ugly child^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
My angel like face has helped me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
What do you make of the lifelike robot doppelganger of Kim eh eh.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Its very good, I must say

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)
He just went to Disneyland

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Meat I guess
alt: There is a long history of people travelling abroad to fight for causes that they believe, eg Spanish Civil war. Because we do not believe in their cause does it make it wrong?

altalt: Probably turn itinto a long bow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Well yes obviously
they're the baddies aren't they, and we're the goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)
it's definately that simple

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Like the fourth crusade mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
I'm waiting for the EDL to launch a 5th when England next play Isreal at footy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
I have found that anyone who disagrees with me about anything *always* turns out to be a baddie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
My enemy's enemy is my friend...
...unless they are my friend's enemy in which case they are my enemy, unless they have strategic significance and are my other enemy's enemy.

got it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
No, just looks like your usual drivel, I can't wait for you to stop posting 5eva.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
I reckon we'll be seeing you on Mock the Week or summat soon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Mock The Weak

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)
or OT as it's known

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)
ttj

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
My chilli was "fucking nom"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Might make one later this week...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I have three massive batches of it in the freezer and some for lunch
It was really good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)

a i of it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
oh I don't know, I'm just bored

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Well those Geordie birds like a pie or two

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
They can get their own pie
Greedy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Vincent van Gogh is the best one ear

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Hey Vince, do you want a drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
only some lucozade or something, i'm very ill you know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Ok, I'll pick you one up when I pop to the shops

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
churrs mayte

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
No wait! You've got one 'ere!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Alcohol
Alt: Let them go back, but keep an eye on them.

AltAlt: A 'me tree' would be fat and lazy, I doubt insults would do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Citizens of a country should not be prevented by the state from returning to their country.
The function of a state is to protect the citizens of that state.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
csb

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Yeh thats exactly how it works.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)
But what if by refusing them re-entry, you are helping to protect the citizens of the state?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:44, Reply)
If they have committed a crime then lock them up.
If not, leave them alone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
They are part of the rebel alliance and traitors. Take them away.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Star Trek lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Yeah well Tom Hanks had to live in a airport as he had no citizenship
how do you like them apples eh eh eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
you should be actively encouraged to return to your country

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
yeah, but they're pakis mainly ent they, so they should go back there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)
it would be of more benefit to society to send dozer to the orkneys
with no internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I'd give up alcohol before meat, definitely.
Alt: Not heard that, but I'm saying fuck 'em. Probably got all bloobloobloo when they got there and realised they couldn't get 4G or summat.

AltAlt: Criticise his strokes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:43, Reply)

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isiss-austrian-poster-girl-jihadi-brides-have-changed-their-minds-and-want-to-come-home-9789547.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Typical Austrians.
Always on the look out for a bit of genocide and ethnic cleansing.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Alcohol. Definitely. Vegetarianism is for cunts.
Alt: Too many variables to think about, so I'd say leave em for the time being.

Altalt: It depends on whether they're still sexy or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Teetotallers are bigger cunts surely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Hitler was teetotal. IN YOUR FACE

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
A person can function normally without alcohol.
Have you ever met someone who doesn't eat meat who functions normally? If you think you have, use the toilet immediately after them.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)
oi

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Eat ice-cream with a spoon, then we'll negotiate.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
oh man
tough conditions
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Which would you give up if you had to, chips or tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Can i still have curly fries?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
i don't like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)
as gay as pink trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
go on then, what's the sock update?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Quite subdued todaty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Could use a bit of polish there mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I know, I never wear these, but all my other shoes are at the cobblers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
For shame.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
those are quite nice actually

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
i only have nice socks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
most lying of all the internet lies

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)
4/10
• Middle aged man style tame 'safe' colours
• Pattern mismatch in leg area
• Pattern mismatch in high heel area
• Poor shoe/sock combination
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
I notice you haven't posted a sockdate in a while, I bet you're wearing nasty grey ones

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Plain black today, not exciting enough to post

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
There are clear manufacturing defects in the stripes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Low quality, I thought better of Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
He needs to up his sockgame

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Sockshame :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
T K Maxx seconds, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Certainly looks that way, sad times in the Ape rented laminate floored household

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
They are jack Wills, who normally make very high quality socks, but i'll admit there are some slight errors on these

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
You're waaaay too old for jack wills grandpa.
Also it's cheap old shit. I thought better of you pal, my eyes have been opened.
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Who would tyou say make high quality socks and what sort of price should one pay for them?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I personally like hackett, 15 to 20 quid should do it. That said I don't tend to get worried by socks mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
But you clearly do, hence this sub thread
soz to be the bearer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
no wonder, given that he's over 40
"Hackett and Paul Smith, both under the leadership of well-dressed older men, offer lines that needn't frighten the grey-haired..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Sorry to disappoint but still under 40. :))

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
no, you're definitely not
you had your 40th a few years ago.

unless you're not who you say you are, of course, but who would do that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Hey, just call me Fielden sweetie xxx

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

ielden orty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
GAYHAM !!! YOU'VE BROKEN CHARACTER AGAIN !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
no,no i ent

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Are you being you or being cranley?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

you al
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I was simply disappointed that a man in his thirties with two children and laminate flooring felt the need to go into Jack Wills. Next you'll be revealing that your underwear is from Hollister.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Nah, Primark innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Christ mate, you've turned into one of those savages since your move to the sticks.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
A brand aimed at the under 25s, interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
He must wear his Superdry gear when out with the family at the weekend.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
yes dear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
i've got a superdry handbag
i get lots of compliments on it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Superdry is ghastly,
sorry to be the bearer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
my handbag is cool, albeit for use on limited occasions
it's metallic pink
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
It's an aspirational brand for the lower middle orders sweetie. hth x

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
alright dozer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Even ape agrees and he shops in Jack Wills.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)
shut up grandad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
just socks though innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Well, you'd think so, but you felt the need to bring up the brand

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Their providence was being questioned, *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I said they were low quality, which Jack WIlls is, so really all you've done is proved me right again.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
So who does make high quality socks? I'm so confused
socks is socks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
If socks is socks why would grey ones be 'nasty', as described by you earlier, I think you're confusing yourself here mate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
UH-OH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
he's been spending too much time with me
he's starting to sound like a lawyer. christ.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Examples please. With times and dates.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)
+disbs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
provenance?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
No
I'm sure their divine intervention was being questioned
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
you are both middle aged

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
we are both younger than you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
way to miss the point, dozer two

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
33 ain't middle aged
36 maybe, 37 definitely
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
32 thanks very much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
, NORWICH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
apey with his vegetables and meatsnakey with his... well, about 39 out of 40 of these.....
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/28/middle-age_n_3830194.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)
American 'news' sites are not relevant to me soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)
6, 12, 20, 24, 36,

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
YESSS!
I've won a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)
And it's a click from me!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
There's a reason all my socks are black.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
You're in mourning for Stunned's dead foot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Once you'd tried them you couldn't go back?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Bigger dicks yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Chips
Tits are too awesome
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
How is this even a choice?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)
It just is OK!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Meat. The thought of goiving up drink fills me with dread. Can I still eat fish?
Alt: It's not easy to take away someone's citizenship: where are they supposed to go? It was suggested by the government that we could do it a while ago for the plastic jihadis, but they dropped it cos it would break lots of international laws or something.

Altalt: stairwell nonce bashing.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I'd fuck foxy knoxy but not those two
I'm sure that means something.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
yeah, it means that none of them would touch you with someone else's minnie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Who is better looking Swipey, you or my wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
she certainly ain't my type
either way, even she don't go anywhere near you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)
That meme is about as realistic as the swipey sucks cocks about the bins meme

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
erm.......

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Precisely!
Meet you there in 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
i'm posting from there already

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
What if the media gave them alluring nicknames?
I dunno, something alliterative maybe, like 'sexy Samra'?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)
my gay friend loves middle eastern-looking men
he says that he has a thing for "tasty terrorists". would that do?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
It's all fun and games until they blow their load

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Allahu Akbar!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
ITS A TRAP!
S+ +ON
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Imma gonna ask Kroney if Selimovic and Kesinovic are allowed to rhyme
Then I might make a poem about why they shouldn't be allowed back to Austria. Trouble is Orange and Austria are the only words with no rhymes.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Orange has a couple of rhymes
Gorringe being one of them,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Maybe, but Austria doesn't does it!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I'd probably give up booze, I don't really drink. Can I still have booze but not to get drunk - ie, wine in a pasta sauce? The alcohol is cooked off, so it might still count.
Alt: This makes me very sexist, if they were blokes I'd say no-way, but because their fit chicks, i'd let them in.... even though a vagina doesn't stop you carrying suicide bombs into supermarkets. I think it's also their age, they can be 'fixed'. I can see both sides of the arguement, they could probably provide valueable intel.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
i'd have thought a vagina would help with carrying stuff into supermarkets...
.... small stuff, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
TGB could've smuggled in a MOAB bomb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Mmmm, chewy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
sex bomb sex bomb, you're my sex bomb.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I think its time for a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

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