Today is Kaols candle day
Please spare a moment for our fallen brother.
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

First post!
In your face Kaol (or whoever normally gets it)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)

your mum does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I didn't even know she posted on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Baggenfock innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Nah, fuck that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:36, Reply)

I like Kaol! One of the good one at the bash I went to.
In fact everyone was pretty cool, mistaspakkaman scared me a bit though, and I was nearly sucked in to TGB fanny.
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)

he wore a full length leather jacket and leater gloves adn was therefore very "internet" and thus a cuntr

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

His missus was nice too, they got married recently
and it was the first time I met Lusty who is ace
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)

I think you are probably incorrect on this one peej, he was clearly a nob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Well I found him to be friendly and polite
and he rescued me from mistaspakkaman
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

he was grooming you for a stabbing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)

In my mind he was the sort of person who carries one of those multi tool things, that weirdos and serial killers have
I'm not sure where I've got this idea from, did he post a story about it or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)

If anyone is coming on thursday could you let me know here, we are trying to get an idea of numbers so we can make enough sandwiches.
thanks
(exB3tatroll, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)

What will the vegetarian option be?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I'm not coming so don't worry about leaving a couple of sandwiches un-buttered.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)

do you not like butter>

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

he doesn't like butter, mayonnaise or cheese
the mouthwrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

but apparently synthetic banana sugary "milk"shakes are ok...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)

When exactly did you become his "mum"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

about 9 months ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

so you were preggers with Frog last time I saw you
this explains a lot.
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

t was indeed tj

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Sorry, I have no idea what this is supposed to say

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I like mayo, just not in sandwiches as some shit butter substitute, and I like melted cbeese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)

You just spoon it out of the jar?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)

She thinks I don't like mayo because it annoys me it's in every fucking shop bought sandwich ever now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

It makes me retch when in it's solid state

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

All cheese?

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)

I was referring to butter, I don;t like the consistency of ALL cheese unless it's melted

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)

I was refering to swipe saying you don't like cheese
sorry for the confusion.
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

For clarity:
I don't like raw cheese or raw butter
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)

All Cheese?

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

The only cheese I like is The Cheese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Mat Prior?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Well maybe two then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)

butter makes things better
FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)

It's the same with cheese, it's not the flavour I dislike, its the consistency that for some reason makes me want to vomit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

But there are many different cheese consistencies

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I know, I do occasionally try them, I just don't like them.
It doesn't bother me, I don't think it should bother anyone else.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

It doesn't bother me either
I'm just curious. I certainly won't put you down because of it. Unlike that foodwrong you're in a relationship with.
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

It's funny how many people act like I'm choosing not to like something as if I have some command over what I find enjoyable to consume

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Unlike that foodwrong you're in a relationship with.

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

People can get really passionately upset about other people not liking the same food as them
in a way they wouldn't about say taste in clothes or culture.

It's a bit odd really.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Fucking hell mate.
Get some help.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

don't make me repost it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Last Tango in Paris?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I miss his boasts of leather gloves, baseball bats and fixation with knives the most. His obvious problems with his brain and alcoholism were just a bonus really.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Hi Al!

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

no reel namez plz

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

you forgot the pomposity and unwarranted, rather cranleyesque self importance

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)

thats offtopic thou innit

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

some people are worse than others

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

You are one of them

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

who's the worst though>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

beggenfick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

It's a new low

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

a new low surprisingly accurate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

on this we can agree
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2391601
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

lets d8

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

he's not one of the ones you miss hugely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)

And who is?

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Piston Broke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

shut up and go back to flirting with old bentpig
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2391627
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Taht's Al

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Show your working please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)

gay ham = bent pig
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Not yours, Nakerses

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

I'm not showing you my working unless you show me your cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I did not get this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

i dunno, seems a bit like Al
I'm always the last to know who sock puppets are and I have no idea how people normally work it out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Hmm there is something vaguely familiar about the cut of his jib...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

he's definately niot new
it's al or rory i reckon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Probably Bert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

if only

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

It would take a mind sharper than yours or mine to work it out, that's for sure

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

i miss old vippers
kitty was funny. amberl was lovely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Just add Vippers to facebook

( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

we are fb friends
i survived DELETIONGATE. because i am one of the GOOD ONES.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

am one of the GOOD ONES sucked him off
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

well duh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

He always seemed far too self important

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Kitty's great.
It's a shame she would hounded off by an overly verbally-violent self important obnoxious prick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

you'll need to names names Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Graeme went on a tirade of abuse aimed at her, because he claimed he found her dull.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=kitty+o+dull
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Well, that's creepy.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1794359#post1794365
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

HOMETIME!
BYEEEEEEE!!!!! xxxxxxxxxx
( Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Which one was he?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

He looked like a cavetroll and his best friend was gollum.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Doesn't really narrow it down, a lot of shutins look like this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

terrible bullying of rory rip

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Rory was Kaol's best friend?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

apparently
the cap seems to fit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Is he still dead?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

only brain dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

actually he had the finest forensic mind of his generation

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Such a shame it was cruelly snatched away from him, just as he appeared to be winning.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Somewhere, out there his dream lives on.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

shame his generation was born in 1941

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I think he was yponger than that :((
Younger even.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)

It was his worldly wisdom I expect.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)

And his brogues.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)

^Getting it wrong again :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Strokes are not good, except the vinegars.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Woah dude you only allude to the event, not specifically mention it. Jesus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:39, Reply)

What a Bells end

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)

^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Cock.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Okay.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Cock x2

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha that's well funny

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)

We give a fuck why?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

initially lust
eventually cosying down into habit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Got it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

When you're a b3tan,
You're a b3tan all the way
From your first shit post
To your last flouncin' day.

When you're a b3tan,
If the scat hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a lower case b,
Which you'll never forget
Till they delete your account.
When you're a b3tan,
You stay a b3tan!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

what tune is this to>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

It's a gay thing, you wouldn't understand

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

it's from West Side Story
and I thought you a man of culture and all
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Get out more please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Dave spent ages on that m8, no need to piss on his creative chips

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

He's such a meen troll :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Is he D*v*?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Can you stop using people's real names please?
I've reported this to the mods.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I did this and got him b&, it weren't even my name, im Ian or paul

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Paul Ine more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

shit thread is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)

doctor best troll is a right fud.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Cock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Cock x 2.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Tosser, go away

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)