Our token black worker is off ill, don't suppose he'll be back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

We had a token black worker once but he got a better job and quit.
Everyone else is white as the ace of ummmmmm snow?
( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Our token black worker only works part time, because all blacks are lazy and nothing to do with that being the length of time we need him to perform his job of work

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)

This is what I've been saying all along.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah but who's gonna listen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)

So you are left doing a job that even Token didn't want?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Oh definitely not, I'm white and male so I was far further up the pecking order than he was.

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I thought Cornishers were below blacks in the 2014 official pecking order.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Well you thought wrong, we are one of the last places still holding out against them
With a 98.2% White population and just 0.2% blacks. You other parts of the country should pay attention! The 2011 Census put the Muslim population on Cornwall at 0.0% thats right, no muzzas!

Could you afford that?
( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I'm there.

Are there lots of children too?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)

We've got enough Paedos thanks, what with Gary Glitter hiding out down here

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Lewisham is 53% white.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Sounds shit.

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)

It is.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

53% white south of the river. *pats sympathetically*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Don't be mean, we've been to stunned posters 'hood, the only black thing we saw was his crystallised foot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)

and his desiccated heart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

And the charred remains of the leathery pheasant we had for dinner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)

In the 2011 census the population of Whitley Bay was 9,416 and is made up of approximately 51% females and 49% males.
The average age of people in Whitley Bay is 39, while the median age is higher at 40.
89.9% of people living in Whitley Bay were born in England. Other top answers for country of birth were 2.9% Scotland, 0.6% Bangladesh, 0.5% Wales, 0.5% Northern Ireland, 0.4% Ireland, 0.3% South Africa, 0.3% India, 0.3% United States, 0.2% Australia.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)

who comes all the way from australia
and ends up in whitley??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)

My mate Nina did
after marrying a Welshman
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Jesus.
She must have done something pretty horrific in a past life.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

She's doing something pretty horrific now!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I'm sure Australia has places as bad or worse.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)

i don't think it's bad, i mean, it's not in the midlands or anything inhumane
i just think it's tres random
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Yeh but how many of the 89.9% born in England were black?

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)

And how many ended up that way down t'pit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I thought Whitley Bay didn't have any pits
It turns out it did have one

This happened nearby though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Poor Hare

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I thought you might pick that up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:57, Reply)

I expected him to leveret into conversation.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)

*small cricket ripple*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)

All of them, sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Course you were, sweetheart.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)