Im having the busiest day :(
2 in a row, the Gods are against me.
I reckon beefy should go back to being Monty. it's where he was most popular.

alt. yes but not huge ones.

altalt. I did have a brief work meltdown earlier, yes.
The world of PPI can be a cruel mistress
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oh and im never ill, I have a very healthy immune system, despite the AIDS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)

It'll be all those injections in your arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Beef injections, presumably?
*Looks accusingly at Sporters*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I slipped, OK?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, but...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Three times a lady

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

alright, jsyk, when I deal with claims management companies it's laughably easy to reject the complaint and also to get the Ombudsman to reject it.
It's almost as if CMCs are staffed by a parade of thick Northern cunts who spend their minimum wage paypackets on elasticated jeans, alcopops and vests.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)

er.............. you "work" in the compliance team
you answer petty little queries raised by the dynamic and creative people doing the real work. this is your life, plumdozer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)

no, I handle complaints work and liaise with FOS, defending the firm against compensation claims as high as 150k.
They don't get higher.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)

NO CUNT CHAT

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

best one recently was one where some cunt has lost 495k.
He's getting zero compensation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I took someone's house a few months back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

It was Joey Deacons, and now you live there as you're an even bigger spastic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Wow, that's a whole nother step beyond the guy who has sex with cars

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Chinny reKON m8.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)

when you come up with an idea that will net you £4.95, you can mock, monkey boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)

it were well lol 'bloobloobloo half a mil in and five grand back bloobloobloo'
Our PI insurers were most pleased.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Did you celebrate with a Magnum

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)

BORING! CH-CH-CHA!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)

His misplaced sense of self worth is palpable.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)

you're a cog
a tiny squeaky little cog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)

ERM EXCUSE ME!!!
I do NOT drink alcopops
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)