is that shit still going on?
Im off to Newcastle this weekend for a charity do. How charitable are you?
alt. what's your fragrance of choice? It's a bit retro but I love Ck Contradiction.
altalt. what would YOU have given Pistorious? 10 years? a leg to stand on?
altaltalt. Has Hurricane Gonzales affected you today? I had my paper bins blown clean over. STAY ABOUT!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:57, 94 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i give quite a lot
am a trustee for a kids' charity, and host tea parties for lonely old folk for an OAP charity. but i don't like to talk about it.

alt: jo malone lime, basil and mandarin for the day; jo malone red roses for the evening.

altalt: 25 years or the choice of instant death and donating his organs to orphans

altaltalt: it better not affect flights in 2 weeks' time...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Yeah, those pesky two week long hurricanes are a right bugger this time of year.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)

thanks for that #worldauthority

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I poured a bucket of scalding hot water over my head in the Boiling Water Bucket Challenge
But I didn't donate, I was "raising awareness" innit.

Alt, Lynx Africa
AltAlt let him off, he won't do it again
AltAltAlt Yes, my house blew away because I made it out of straw.
( Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Im sensing "comedy" here?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Apart from the Great North Run, not really
My mate Uey has just turned 40 and is spending the year raising money for a load of charities, which I thought was a rather nice idea

Alt:
I think my aftershave is a Beckham one, but I can't remember which one.

AltAlt:
He killed her, end of story. 25 years

AltAltAlt:
There's not a cloud in the sky in Newcastle today. A little bit windy is all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)

But he thought she was a terrorist vampire burglar!

( Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Then he should have used a stake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)

She defo was,
I reckon she was trying to bankrupt him to fund her povvo parents by slowly stealing all his loo roll and he was onto the bitch
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

She started by stealing his shoes and got carried away

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Oh I didnt realise you did the GNR
You should mentioned your Charidy work more often
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

ONCE A FUCKING YEAR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)

And yet you still have your begging link eh
WHO HERE IS THE CUNT EH THATS ALL I AM SAYING
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Well I am, but thats not the point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I give some money to some charities and I did that bike thing for charity, that's enough innit? God, stop pestering me you chugging chutney

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Im not judging. I normally do nowt for them

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)

NSPCC and Battersea. £40 a month.
I usually sponsor if asked.

altalt: Chanel Egoiste and Carolina Herrrera 212.

altaltalt: gives the trains an excuse to run a reduced service. Lazy shit cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)

NSPCC are shit
Many much better childrens charities, Battersea yeah ok... Big ol tower block full of dogs..
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)

The big charities spend a lot of their money on lobbying so I wouldn't disagree with you.
It's a conscience thing really.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I just have a big dislike for NSPCC
Big charities I don't mind in themselves.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Obvs its because they might catch me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Woah Halloween icons!
Thanks Manolith
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)

The batman one is cool.
The pumpkin looks like a shit flame or an onion.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:24, Reply)

It automatically assigns the bat one to the cool people and the pumpkin to the pricks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I can have both so I'm a cool prick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)

We can all change our icons, but the key point is which one you were assigned in the first place

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)

You got the pumpkin then eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Mine was the Batman symbol but I changed it because it's Halloween not comicon

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Shut up you geek.
Jack o lanterns are Irish. You're not Irish are you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

My dad is.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Fair enough you bog trotting, skiddly piddly spud wog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Actually that was a lie, trolled you! looooser!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)

imma make sure you get 2 years for this. CRANLEIGH!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Luckily no one knows who I am on here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Also you're the geek for thinking Batman is cool you looooser

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:33, Reply)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Always-Yourself-Unless-Batman-T-Shirt/dp/B00I2RAPE4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1413898459&sr=8-2&keywords=always+be+yourself+unless+you+can+be+batman

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)

GREAT WORK M8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

just copy and paste it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

No can't be bothered, prolly a girls t-shirt because you're a girl and into comics

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

natch

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

snatch more like!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)

^ tggi

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Oh wait, hold on...
You, me, Jase and rob...
I think it may be the other way round.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Sshhhh! Don't shatter the illusion

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)

OI!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:53, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah that classic Halloween tradition of Batman stuff is well ace, oooh scary Halloween motherfuckin Batman wooo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)

I have a scary orange

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Is it a
SatsoOooo_OoOooOooOoOoooOooOooOOOooMMM^{aAaAAaAaaARrRGH?}
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Thought so

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I have a direct debit set up for some cancer charity.
Only because I wanted the cunt knocking at my door to fuck off. I meant to cancel it, but haven't.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)

needy, whining cancer bastards.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Im sure they aren't allowed to do that any more.
There were some up and down my street the other day. I didn't answer
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)

I support local arts
Alt: Perfume makes me sneeze.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I'm quite charitable, but I don't like to talk about it.
Alt: Bleu de Chanel. Apparently it makes me smell 'rapeable'. This was a lady's opinion, thankfully.

AltAlt: Guilty as fuck. 20 years, with no parole.

AltAltAlt: It's bloody lovely up here. Not a cloud in the sky. Bit of a breeze but nothing to get excited about.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Bleu is fucking lovely smell.
I wont rape you though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Damn fucking right you won't.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)

^ You'll need to buy him dinner first ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

it's only rape if you say no
which is hard to do with a nose full of chloroform
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)

ASS-umed consent?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I am going to take this as Bleu is the smell of the Ghey
Ergo Fister has batted for the other team
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

as Bleu is the smell of the Ghey right up the dirtbox.

Woohoo sailor.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Its well racist here, on the doors it says to open them "Kick Black Knob Towards Door"

( Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I sponsored Sporty.
That's about it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Me too. £500.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I take it that cheque is in the post?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Erm, yeah.
Maybe it was a tenner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

*screenprints*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I did sponsor you didn't I?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)

You did, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I ain't. People are cunts and I'm no different.
alt: Terre d'Hermes
Hurricane Gonzo blew my comb-over all about and every which way. Well embarrassing.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)

fuck the vulnerable

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)

RNLI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Sky have just put up the monthly subscription by a quid. Robbing cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:44, Reply)

NSPCC and Battersea. £39 a month.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I might actually cancel them.
Do I get a free dog or a kid to abuse? Do I fuck.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:53, Reply)

My virgin contract runs out soon. Gonna see wht they do to keep me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I don't like the Virgin service. I had NTL briefly and it was terrible.
McBeef had the BT service and that was really shit as well.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

So in theory, they are all cunts by proxy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)

They're selling charity t-shirts in the canteen today
These: howdoisavetheworld.com/index.php/shop/collection/mens/

fucking cringey shit. No money for them.

alt: Hugo Boss atm. Got Aramis for christmas and that seemed to get a nice response so I might go back to that.
altalt: shoes
altaltalt: other than it being a bit windy, no.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)

tyranny has a witness?
trannys drink dogs piss more like
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I NO RITE
nothing against buying an overpriced t-shirt for charity but these... bleurgh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I would possibly wear the one pinched off Pink Floyd.
TYRANNY IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)

wot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I don't know.
Im very tired.
Glasgay was a bit heavy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)