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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If any of you London types
Are around on the 15th November, I'm making plans for beer with McBeef.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:38, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Possibly!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Wear a cardie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Dunno, possible cardie-drinks the night before.
Wouldn't want to dilute the magnificence.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Two nights running!
Hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
At the very least I'd need a new cardie.
Like the red carpet, you can't be seen in the same one on two different event nights! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
He's *such* a hussy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
OH BOY!
I might dust my bumbag.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Yeah go on then, should be back for New York by then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Going to New York?
You never said.....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Yeah soz should have mentioned it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
Before that, London types
need to see some comedy next week (Monday - Saturday next week in a few different places..the Friday one isn't confirmed yet, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
btw, I only come here to spam gigs now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
baaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:55, Reply)
I'm driving up on the 15th just for this now I know McBeef isn't coming

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Oh look, it's the Captain of HMS Pink Bike Bummer

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
OI!
its white with red bits, no pink at all, if you have a blue car with red bits it doesn't make it purple does it. Also gender stereotypes/2 years for Internet bullying
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Captain of the Averaged Pink Bike Bummer
Soz, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
I'd reply to this but I'm too busy crying
sorry did I say crying, I meant getting all the good sex I want and driving a fast car, yeh that's it, a pink fast car and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
a pink car?
i'm listening
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
sounds good
need somewhere to crash? lemmy is always happy to share his room
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
MCBEER

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Can I come, even though both London and mcbeef disgust me?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
You should.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Are you nice or horrid?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
I'm norris.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Jeff is lovely
For a bender
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Tangles is just bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Jeff is lovely and my only regret in life is I was wankered before I met him and I hope I get another chance

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
i don't think you're his type

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Could do possibly maybe

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:12, Reply)
It's this sort of decisive behaviour that makes life worth living.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
It's good to keep my public on their toes.
It all depends really on job'n'shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
I'd totes bear hug your new allegedly svelte frame

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
I'd imagine being hugged by you would make me feel so scared and yet so comforted at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
A bit like that Love THe Way You Lie song

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:35, Reply)
*does a little sick*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Nah. Im only there for 2015 B4yshes

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
A ''bash', as it were?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
What about if you're not a "London Type"?
What then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
Can't imagine anyone could be arsed to travel for the sake of a few pints.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
And then getting the 9.30 train home, yeah only a complete prick would do that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:30, Reply)
What time will you be there?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
I don't know mate
Suffering from a lot of "same ol' same ol'" malaise at the moment. Could do with a breakout.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Come and have beer then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Depends on work, Jeff
If I can, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Just checked - both subbies available for Nov 15th.
I actually could do this!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Terrible discrimination

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
Fucking rasists.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
coming over here, being shit at spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Cnuts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Will I need a large belt bag, and muttonchops?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I recommend having a high speed accident on the motorway and then getting botched reconstructive facial surgery
to complete the look
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
get the "london" look

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
i bought some salty caramel pretzels from m& s, thinking (i) salty caramel is GOOD and (ii) m&s seldom cocks up
but holy mother, these things are just.... Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
try dipping them in pink primula

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Is this a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)

www.davidhuntergardencenters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Primula-Pink.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
ugh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
salty caramel chocolate is like an oral orgasm
these things are nearly really nice, but... no.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Oh well at least my bike is back in the spare room, every cloud eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
i can't do my thing tonight
because i'm STUCK AT WORK AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
Oh that makes a change

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
I was hoping for a big domestic here but it seems to have calmed down.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
She's used to it, I've been moaning all day at her.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)
at least we know who wears the big pouty moan face in this household

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)
At least we know who wears the überbumbags and incinerates the pizzas in yours

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)
nearly 400 celsius ... I could probably incinerate a body and the murder weapon.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Angry fuck later?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Can't tonight Gonz, but thanks for the offer. Some other time?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Budgie update, Jenny and Jimmy have just been observed shagging, after their shouty jumpy courtship.
The missus felt this important enough to phone me about, so I thought I'd share it with you. As you were.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
As one born not to breed, I thought you may be happy for the normals in society. Obvs, I'm wrong.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
if you are the "normals" in society then Im glad Im a fucking deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)
\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Get Lemmy a girlfriend, I'm sure he'd be grateful.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
it'll take loads to make a decent omelette

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
I need a tinkle lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Now then Dozer.
I reckon I can do this bash and if you'll share the cost of diesel I'll gladly drive you there and back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
bit gay mate

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Bit challenging mate.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
what, down and back same day?
Fo rizzle?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:55, Reply)
No - you'll find your own accomodation.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
dunno m8, got a tax exam to study for

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:57, Reply)
I offered
Cheaper on the train for 1 person.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Saves driving home when you're still drunk on the Sunday morning as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)
it's hardly a bash if last orders is half 9

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Is that what time you have to stop driving now? No wonder this country is in a mess.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Last orders?
I'm rarely even into town that early
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:39, Reply)
slow-mo keanu

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)

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