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If any of you London types
Are around on the 15th November, I'm making plans for beer with McBeef.
As you were.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:38,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Possibly!
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Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:44,
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Wear a cardie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:48,
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Dunno, possible cardie-drinks the night before.
Wouldn't want to dilute the magnificence.
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Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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Two nights running!
Hardcore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:51,
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At the very least I'd need a new cardie.
Like the red carpet, you can't be seen in the same one on two different event nights! :O
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Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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He's *such* a hussy
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:46,
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OH BOY!
I might dust my bumbag.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:50,
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Yeah go on then, should be back for New York by then
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:51,
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Going to New York?
You never said.....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:53,
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Yeah soz should have mentioned it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:54,
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Before that, London types
need to see some comedy next week (Monday - Saturday next week in a few different places..the Friday one isn't confirmed yet, though)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:54,
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btw, I only come here to spam gigs now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:55,
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:55,
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I'm driving up on the 15th just for this now I know McBeef isn't coming
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Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:00,
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Oh look, it's the Captain of HMS Pink Bike Bummer
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Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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OI!
its white with red bits, no pink at all, if you have a blue car with red bits it doesn't make it purple does it. Also gender stereotypes/2 years for Internet bullying
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Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:55,
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Captain of the Averaged Pink Bike Bummer
Soz, yeah?
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Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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I'd reply to this but I'm too busy crying
sorry did I say crying, I meant getting all the good sex I want and driving a fast car, yeh that's it, a pink fast car and all.
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Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:59,
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a pink car?
i'm listening
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:00,
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sounds good
need somewhere to crash? lemmy is always happy to share his room
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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MCBEER
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:04,
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Can I come, even though both London and mcbeef disgust me?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:10,
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You should.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:20,
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Are you nice or horrid?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:28,
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I'm norris.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:29,
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Jeff is lovely
For a bender
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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Tangles is just bent.
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Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:47,
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Jeff is lovely and my only regret in life is I was wankered before I met him and I hope I get another chance
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Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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i don't think you're his type
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:58,
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Could do possibly maybe
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:12,
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It's this sort of decisive behaviour that makes life worth living.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:21,
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It's good to keep my public on their toes.
It all depends really on job'n'shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:34,
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I'd totes bear hug your new allegedly svelte frame
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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I'd imagine being hugged by you would make me feel so scared and yet so comforted at the same time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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A bit like that Love THe Way You Lie song
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:35,
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*does a little sick*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:36,
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Nah. Im only there for 2015 B4yshes
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:25,
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A ''bash', as it were?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:25,
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What about if you're not a "London Type"?
What then, eh?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:27,
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Can't imagine anyone could be arsed to travel for the sake of a few pints.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:28,
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And then getting the 9.30 train home, yeah only a complete prick would do that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:30,
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What time will you be there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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I don't know mate
Suffering from a lot of "same ol' same ol'" malaise at the moment. Could do with a breakout.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:44,
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Come and have beer then!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:55,
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Depends on work, Jeff
If I can, I will.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:59,
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Just checked - both subbies available for Nov 15th.
I actually could do this!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:28,
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Terrible discrimination
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:28,
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Fucking rasists.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:33,
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coming over here, being shit at spelling.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:34,
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Cnuts.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:39,
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Will I need a large belt bag, and muttonchops?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:39,
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I recommend having a high speed accident on the motorway and then getting botched reconstructive facial surgery
to complete the look
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:48,
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get the "london" look
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:57,
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i bought some salty caramel pretzels from m& s, thinking (i) salty caramel is GOOD and (ii) m&s seldom cocks up
but holy mother, these things are just.... Wrong.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 17:58,
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try dipping them in pink primula
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:02,
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Is this a euphemism?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:05,
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ugh
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:03,
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salty caramel chocolate is like an oral orgasm
these things are nearly really nice, but... no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:15,
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Oh well at least my bike is back in the spare room, every cloud eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:17,
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i can't do my thing tonight
because i'm STUCK AT WORK AGAIN.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:20,
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Oh that makes a change
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:20,
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I was hoping for a big domestic here but it seems to have calmed down.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:26,
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She's used to it, I've been moaning all day at her.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:36,
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at least we know who wears the big pouty moan face in this household
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:41,
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At least we know who wears the überbumbags and incinerates the pizzas in yours
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:45,
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nearly 400 celsius ... I could probably incinerate a body and the murder weapon.
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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Angry fuck later?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:24,
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Can't tonight Gonz, but thanks for the offer. Some other time?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:43,
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Budgie update, Jenny and Jimmy have just been observed shagging, after their shouty jumpy courtship.
The missus felt this important enough to phone me about, so I thought I'd share it with you. As you were.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:26,
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and?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:28,
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As one born not to breed, I thought you may be happy for the normals in society. Obvs, I'm wrong.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:34,
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if you are the "normals" in society then Im glad Im a fucking deviant.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:36,
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\0/
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:43,
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:)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:48,
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No.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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Get Lemmy a girlfriend, I'm sure he'd be grateful.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:02,
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it'll take loads to make a decent omelette
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:50,
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I need a tinkle lol
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:42,
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Now then Dozer.
I reckon I can do this bash and if you'll share the cost of diesel I'll gladly drive you there and back.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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bit gay mate
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:52,
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Bit challenging mate.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:53,
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what, down and back same day?
Fo rizzle?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:55,
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No - you'll find your own accomodation.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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dunno m8, got a tax exam to study for
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 18:57,
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I offered
Cheaper on the train for 1 person.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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Saves driving home when you're still drunk on the Sunday morning as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:47,
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it's hardly a bash if last orders is half 9
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:00,
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Is that what time you have to stop driving now? No wonder this country is in a mess.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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Last orders?
I'm rarely even into town that early
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:09,
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Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:39,
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slow-mo keanu
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:42,
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