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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:00,
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It's a simple copy and paste. How did I spaz that?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:01,
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You have to add the img src= tags round it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:02,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:06,
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Like thishttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10622952_677522662317096_5313444980461683386_n.jpg?oh=241b7699bf90f3092283e7b94bbda26a&oe=54DF51B6&__gda__=1420443472_b9b68a21e529f98e3bc846fda24b34bd
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Ha!www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=shubs&word2=shuvs
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Someone with better reading skills than you?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:50,
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"Your computer is slow, follow these three steps immediately!":(
They're just not putting the effort in, anymore. Where's the spazzy little alert gif they used to use?
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Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:52,
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is there a version that hasn't eaten after midnight for baggyfrock?(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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i think he's just spotted a special offer on jacobs cream crackers(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:42,
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what is it with you self-flagellating cunts and dry crackers?food isn't a punishment, you know
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cream crackers are grossbut i had a tesco finest spicy sweet chilli oat biscuit the other night, with cracked black pepper boursin.
FUCKING FIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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it was left over from a charity tea party that i hosted, for lonely old peoplethe old gits cost me over £100 as it was, fuck going to whole foods for them, they couldn't chew it anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:59,
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chilli oat cakes and cracked pepper cheese for toothless crones, eh?yes ... this certainly has all the hallmarks of something that actually happened in the real world
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blimey, if you want the boring detail, here it isthe charity has two types of volunteers: drivers and hosts. as i have a low-slung 2 seater car, it's not really suitable for the elderly guests. so i volunteer as a host, and have about 2 tea parties a year. there are about 10 elderly folk and about 6 drivers, who are usually mid 20's-mid 50's. i therefore buy (fuck baking):
- couple of platters of sandwiches
- range of cakes
- range of biscuits
- range of cheeses and crackers
- range of crisps and dips
normally i go to m&s because they do big platters of sandwiches, but on this occasion, i screwed up and went to westfield for 9am instead of 10am. faced with the choice of hanging around for an hour or hitting tesco, i hit tesco.
is that enough real world detail for you? i have some pics on my phone if not, so i can always upload one?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:12,
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This is my very best "I am interested in what you are saying" face.(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
you askedbecause you have nothing better to do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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nobody askedyou unilaterally decided to tell us about your good deeds
which is already a bit bizarre but particularly odd given that the story seems to be that you do it twice a year and still begrudge them more than 100 quid or any personal effort
it's not what I'd choose to brag about online
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it was tongue in cheek, you raddled old freak. if i begrudged it, i wouldn't do it, given that it's purely voluntary. instead i'd marry a french pikey and rejoice in our joint pikeyness you said that it didn't sound like something that happened in the real world. thus querying the veracity of my post. so i explained it. you then whined like a little bitch
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:48,
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imagine if you put some of the effort you waste on here into the real worldyou could do real charity, you wouldn't have to work until midnight, and you could afford a real house
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bless you, you've got no ideai own more than one property. i choose to live in the central london one because that's where i work.
i don't have to work until midnight; i choose to do it when i think it's necessary.
i am a trustee of one charity, volunteer for a second, and donate to three more each month.
off you pop and update your little spreadsheet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:55,
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cheaper supermarkets are very much in now. do keep up.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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I'm not a slave to shopping fashion.Like everything else in my life, I like the experience to be pleasant rather than a chore.
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im all about rosemary crackers at the minute(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:00,
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i like fudges jalapeno wafersthey're not really wafers, more crumbly biscuity goodness.
thank god. wafers SUCK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 13:02,
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my orgasm face looks like Geoff Capes trying to pull a truck by his pubes while one of his favourite budgies is mauled by a cat(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
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