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You're the devil in disguiseTell me of your teenage ways. Were you a right little cunt or a goody-two-shoes?
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Movember. Shite or shite?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:49,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Austerity Britain :(We used to quite often go twos-up on a cigarette in morning break.
Alt: The Movember community has raised £346 million to date and funded over 800 programmes in 21 countries. This work is saving and improving the lives of men affected by prostate cancer, testicular cancer and mental health problems.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:51,
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If only this was mutually exclusive with being an utter prick.Sadly, it is not.
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Kroney, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:52,
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What percentage of that would have been contributed to charity without the need for a gimmick @#wpb?(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:54, Reply)
As with all these gimmick charities the overall fundraised (across all charities) doesnt go up by very muchall that tends to happen is that people stop their usual charitable spending and divert it to the "named" cause.
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Gimmicks like a 10k run?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:08,
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Piece of piss21k is where its at
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:14,
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Ive signed up for boxing but that ent got nothin to do with it being NovemberIts a good mixture of cardio and weights, ill be doing at least one 10k run pre month with a few 5s thrown in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:18,
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i'm really proud of you m8, i'm sure the smoking and lack of fitness will really help.(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Should be alright innit blud(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:23,
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the blitz spirit should pull you through the first k Ian, after that well...(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I'm gonna grow a Lord Kitchener moustache to help raise more money(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:27,
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don't forget to break your leg before the first race mate, it's at least an excuse that nobody will see through(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Fuck that shit, yo13.1 4 LYF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:32,
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One seems to involve minor effort, the other is attention seeking as far as I can gather, almost like a 'gimmick' if you will(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
No. as they charity has to "buy" the places it offers to the runners from the event organisers This means that they have a vested interest in the event and it does the participant some good as well.
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Just imagine all the good they could have done if all the fucking thick pricks who grow them because 'it's movember innit' chucked a few quid in (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:55,
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i was very rebellious in a very good wayno drugs or abortions or serious shizzle, but lots of detentions for wearing make-up, under age drinking etc.
alt: anything that raises money for charity is good. but it doesn't look pleasant on most dudes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:57,
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shambles would disagreehe likes the hairy look, or at least tells himself that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:08,
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see? more bizarre fantasies about my lifeit's almost as if your own life is really fucking dull
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As the resident OT doctor, I confirm that women who don't shave their pits are lesbians.(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I look like a dodgy porn star with a 'tache. Gets the missus frothing at the gash ;))(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:01, Reply)
It sure doesBecause it means she has an excuse not to go near you for a whole month and she can get some strange out by the bottle bins outside while you are grooming yourself in the bar room mirror
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She doesn'tdo it by the bins, you're confusing her with a OT poster.(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)
I certainly broke many laws but nothing that would have caused personal harmthat was always my moral line.
Alt shite for cunts to look like shitey cunts
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Giving to charity is admirable. 'Doing' things for charity is self-indulgent and for wankers.
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yeahraising awareness is always terrible.
you stupid stupid fuckface.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:39,
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There is doing something worthwhile to raise profile etcAnd then shit like movember and ice bucket, I would bet that a sizable number of the ice bucketers didn't know what charity they were meant to be supporting and also failed to get any money donated/ donate
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And that time you shot the Archduke but I don't think much came from that in the end
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we once shot my mate's brother in the back of the headbut that serves him right for being poor and living in a house with really thin walls
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He probably had a dream about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:35,
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I always suspected he was having a wank when we shot him.He was properly furious.
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I think if I'd just been shot I'd be a tad peeved(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:41,
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Still, if you put him off his stroke he'd be really pissed(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:45,
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Well when you put it like that, Movember doesn't sound too bad(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:09,
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Cher's later efforts courted controversy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:32,
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I was generally good.I did go off the rails a few times and give my parents a bit hell with underage drinking and mischief etc.
I moved out on my 18th birthday to move in with a man. :)
alt. Shite
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:18,
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No, he was a raging alcoholic who used to smash up the flat.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:35,
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How could he forget that? I assume he was the bummee, not the bummer?(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)
your childhood made you the small minded thick unhealthy gaylord that we all know and are repulsed by(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:22, Reply)
SUBTHREAD SUBTHREAD SUBTHREAD, I know @RichardMcBeef has my back on thisI'm going to cook a load Chilli tonight, and I need tips'n'recpies.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:40,
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make a veggie chillilots of beans and smoked paprika and roasted butternut squash.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:42,
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Hmm, I might be in on the Butternut Squash if I can get some maybe pre-cut so I don't need to use a whole one(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:46,
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Just roast a whole one then scoop chunks in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:52,
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i wouldn't put squash in a meat chillibut if you go for a veggie bean chilli, it's the shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:16,
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Cook it for as long as you can on lowEat tomorrow
McBeef will mention black treacle and I also recommend a bit of dark chocolate
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:42,
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Also:Sour cream, sliced spring onions and red chilli over the top for extra NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:43,
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Sour cream and spring onion afters, check(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:48,
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Treacle + black chocolate - yup, I'm in on that. CHECK(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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BAke some wraps with butter then sprinkle with coriander and like juice for nommy "chips"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:36,
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make enough for twelve and then throw the rest away and then complain that it's too expensive to cook for only one person(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:47, Reply)
I want this one to give me lots of stuff this time for a few days worth of eating(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:48,
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Your poor toilet. Hope you stocked up on the wet wipes.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:50,
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You know what, I really worry what other people go through when it comes to the shitter.Everyone tells me how bad their shits are if they eat this or that, it's always far worst than mine.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:40,
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was gonna forget the emmingtile, I'll have soem(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:48,
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Cheese on chilli is also good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 16:50,
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What meat are you using? Try something different from beef mince, such ad pork. Seafood is good too, misture of whitefish, tuna and prawns.
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pork and duck are good additionsseafood sounds as stupid as fucking squash
no offence like
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even his own pancreas wishes he was deadhe should try feeding it some tasty squash once in a while
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:15,
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Jenny has been in the nest box all day apparently, looks as if we're possibly going to be grandparents :)(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
truethey look like revolting prawns for a couple of weeks.
but then squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:22,
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Apparently Jimmy is frustrated, he's shouty and throwing their toys around.(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
I had some bacon lardons so i'm using them up, then half a packet of Lamb mince and half a packet of Beef mince'cus they were on special offer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:43,
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Turn it upside over a bowl, wait for it to congeal into a solid mass, then turn it right way up and post a photo of the resulting abortion on Facebook just in time for my lunch.Ta.
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Kroney, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:06,
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i've heard this, but i've never been convinced(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:16,
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noi don't think i've ever seen it recommended for a veggie chilli.
the thought of it makes my nose wrinkle, but i know lots of people swear by it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:18,
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Probably won't work with a veggie chilli.It might, but I doubt it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:24,
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It's a Jelly Baby for vegetarian chilli.A yellow one, for preference. Everybody knows this.
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Kroney, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:25,
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You should use red jelly babies if you want your chilli to be hotter.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:31,
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Yellow ones are made from Chinese ophans.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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Cool, I picked some up with the treakle, how much?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:39,
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Cook it.Then eat a salad, having flushed the chilli straight down the crapper.
For extra authenticity, takes several hours flicking bits of chilli around the rim of the toilet, with particular focus on those hard to reach places.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:16,
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OK, the dead is done, it's just on the hob on the lowest setting now, it has- 2 onions
- 2 smoked Chipotle
- 1 smoked SomeChiliBeginingWithC
- Pork Lardons, Lamb, Beef
- A tin of chopped tomartos
- A tin of "Three bean" bean mix, 'cus thats what I had in and wanted to use them up
- a half a jar of chargrilled red peppers
- A big dollop of treacle
- half a bar of 85% chocolate.
- Pappreeka
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:58,
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Naturally I browed off the meat, then the onions, and all that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:58,
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Unless it was a small bar of chocolate, you've put in too much. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:42,
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That Gottfrid Warg chap (founder of Pirate Bay) seems to have got his grooming tips from Tangles.(
Kroney, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:29,
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Tangles is going boxing!!!!Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahaahhaa *breaths* hahahhahahaahaahahhahahahahahahahhahaaahahaha *falls over*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:35,
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Smoking weed, and playing a mandolin ain't the best training for hitting others, whilst avoiding a smack in the gob yourself.(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Why is that funny? I'm a proper Mr Muscle
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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Will a hemp trouser wearing lute player perform your entrance music?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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he'll stand there swaying and say he doesn't believe in violence, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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I'm confident I can teach my opponents the errors of their ways(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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I'll hide your baggie and swap your green "A friend with [weed] is better" clipper for an empty yellow cheapo one with the flint hijacked low.... then deny the whole thing and say I saw your oponent playing with your rucksack earlierThis'll induce such a rage that you'll be unstoppable.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:20,
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