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Hi shunts!!what's the best insult you've ever received?
alt. Do you read any papers? I really don't these days and here is why:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-29909297
People are spoon fed their beliefs. I'd rather be thick and uneducated than told my opinion.
altalt. I think Monty covered it but what are you doing this evening? Fuck fireworks, but I may watch V For Vendetta to get into the spirit.
altaltalt. Lunch.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:41,
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latest was 10 years ago)
MY PAEDO BEARD IS NOT WISPY!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:45,
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Mine is better, and not in a shit film so I win(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:54,
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I don't know what either of you are on about, so I declare Frog the winner.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:57,
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Tai Djin is the 'kung fu werewolf', a shaolin monk who may or may not have been real
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:59,
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Ok you win. If only for him in that suit.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:01,
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You're only saying that because I have an excessively hairy face and an ill-fitting suit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:05,
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You'll get the help you need, don't worry.and we won't judge you much.
M is for Milking your "jokes" so dry they scream for water.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:54,
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U are not funny, or "edgy"Kill yourself.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:34,
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Insult wise, I'm not sureBeing turned into a Paki by Monty probably.
Alt:
I dont really read the papers, never have done. I get my news ONLINE, normally via BBC
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Tonight, nowt. Probably a joyous visit to Sainsburys
AltAltAlt:
Peri-peri chicken sarnie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:52,
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I don't think Im gonna have deaf, fat, bald Mr Potatohead with plastic screw on ears, topped.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 11:56,
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Alt: What you can do is read a selection of sourcesand then make an informed opinion, essentially what you have there is left and right wing press taking the bits of an impartial report to make their headlines follow what their readership want. That shouldn't stop you from thinking
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The funny thing is that he was spoonfed the idea that he is thick and uneducated by us.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:11,
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Yes, but I have plenty of IRL interactions to counteract your beliefs. Swings and seesaws or whatever.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:18,
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You mean your friends are even thicker?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:21,
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Then word got round 'The North' that he was thick and uneducated, and before you know it PPIClaims4U Team Leader (10-6 Shift)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:24,
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I do sometimes read articles on several sites to see how it's manipulated.I just wish more peoples eyes were open to it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:12,
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Oh B3th =(www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2819031/Firefighters-forced-wear-gas-masks-rescued-25-stone-man-not-washed-five-years-stuck-inside-filthy-apartment-knee-deep-pizza-boxes.html?ito=social-facebook
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:09,
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Poo bum willy faceAlt: I read the times most days. As long as you're aware of the agenda they're pushing, papers are still a good way to get information and opinions from experts. Who know more than you. Because you're a thick Northern monkey aids Gay.
Altalt: I say every week, band practice is Wednesday, you never listen do you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:12,
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You don't need 'experts' when you have McBeef to advise.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:15,
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Mcbeef should edit all newspapers. Especially Der spiegel. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:17,
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How's the band going?Are you still a post-hardcore three-piece?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:17,
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Well, there's 4 of us now, but the singer doesn't really count as a musician, so yerr.Gigs in London booked for February with a couple of promoters.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:18,
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Good stuff.Anything available to listen to yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:24,
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There are some proper shit recordings on sound cloud so that the singer could write some lyrics, But I don't think they're public. Soon as we get anything well recorded, I'll let you know.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:27,
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I think prolly "gay cunt" was my favourite everbut only because when I changed my board sig to Gay Cunt I received this lot:
imgur.com/dgfrMIb
There's three more pages. He was genuinely Upset Online.
He's the only person to Gaz me more than Boudicca
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Was he upset because you were using your cis white privilege to insult downtrodden lgbtqspo people? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:16,
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nah ... that's not stalkingBoudicca actually telephoned my old work and tried to get herself invited over to the UK to visit. Then claimed she was from a Mafia family and would have me killed. That's proper stalking.
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In some ways, I miss bou. In other ways, I hope she's dead.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:22,
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I think Gonz still has her on his Facebook friendsThat boy will risk anything for the slightest chance to bounce up and down on a fat chick.
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remind me to tell you the story of how I accidentally stopped Gonz from getting laid after he'd traveled all the way to Inverness or sutin(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Why not tell it now? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:27,
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I once accidentally stopped Gonz from getting laid after he'd traveled all the way to Inverness or sutin(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I like the bit where he accidentally stopped Gonz from getting laid after he'd traveled all the way to Inverness or sutin(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)
She achieved some impressive feats.I don't think anybody else has managed to get an entire country blocked from this site.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:25,
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This place needs more genuine menkles(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:26,
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I reckon Mortal Wombat is probably living in a dust bin by now. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:28,
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they've replaced the menkles with closet paedos and rapistssad times
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Put some effort in guys, I'm getting bored now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:32,
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Here is a quote from you:"whinge whinge nag nag I'm so busy bloo bloo do everything for me because I'm a big whiny baby"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:36,
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No. I'm going back to work. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:34,
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He'd just be called Beef, wouldn't he?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:45,
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But he never gets mocked for it, like dozer.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:04,
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I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:38,
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I'm sure theres a decent bonfire in Schindlers List. Might watch that(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I've been in a few of their lifts though.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:38,
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Nah, I stopped taking YM out before then(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:44,
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Fat, stupid and shit at gaying is no way to go through life jaysums(, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)
You're slipping into one of your other persona's DrFrog.Are you sure you logged in correctly?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:47,
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I HATE you, and everything you represent with every fibre of my being. (, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Why don't you just ignore him you fucking cretin?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:41,
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Can I swap you for an attractive stalker pls?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:44,
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I wouldn't touch you with my least favourite homo-bashing truncheon. (, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)
well that's a damn shame because you were top of the list of Weird Internet Obsessives I'd Like To Fuck.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:48,
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I demand full disclosure of this list!!! It's in the public interest!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:49,
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Ask Rory for a glans at his spreadsheet. Im sure he has notes.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:51,
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There's no 's' in 'glance'But there is a 'lance'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:55,
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I typed it on purpose, then tried to extend the joke. But failed. THANKS. FRIEND.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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you don't know how to be alive without being a prick(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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Who even is it?It's terribly angry at strangers on the internet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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no ideasomeone utterly lacking even an ounce of intelligence or humour
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 12:58,
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At least you attempt to be 'a laugh' from time to time, rather than just piping up to say 'DURRR DURR UR SHIT'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:01,
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you know that normally i* think you're the scum that the parasites on a catfish suck out of its muddy bottom feeding skinbut you're a shining beacon of wonder compared to this tedious japs eye sniffer
* and everyone else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:02,
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That's a bit weird, he's only some bloke who posts on a message board you sometimes post too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:04,
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I can just see you now, hunched over your laptop in the cold grey light of your study, the only illumination in that dank and muddied room the bleak and wilting light of your laptop, Tor browser running as you feel the last few drops of despairing semen drip from your flaccid penis as the masked man on the laptop screen removes his engorged cock from the twitching anus of the seven year old boy.
The boy gasps and sobs as the solitary camera pans up to reveal the gaunt and pallid features of popular b3ta sockpuppet 'baggenfock', CEOP closing in as he considers the quickest way to suicide when they eventually come knocking.
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DELETIONS!! DELETIONS CONTAINING MY RARE WITTICISM!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:00,
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I think it might be Baggenfrock slitting her wrists. Im fine with that.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:01,
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Ocado gave me a tenner because I sometimes send them funny facebook posts and I told them it was my birtdhay last week.Yay.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:05,
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If Im on ignore from Baggytrousers, can I not see anyone elses posts in a conversation with her?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 13:10,
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"You look a bit like Fernando Torres"Fucking wide cunt goat a birst mooth fir that*
I stopped reading the red tops a long time ago and the rest of them are just as shit these days. I get all my current affairs updates from /newsletter
*not really I did 'a monty' :(
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11209782/Benedict-Cumberbatch-is-he-engaged.html
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