I've just got in and I'm not reading through all that shite
I'm ratarsed again. Encapsulate it all briefly before I sleep but keep it simple, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:57, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

bent retards fucking talking shit upset stupid cunts

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:04, Reply)

baggenfock fucks kids yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:09, Reply)

again.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)

If you didn't work in a call centre would you come on here unless you were pissed?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:12, Reply)

He's relocating to India.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:14, Reply)

HELLOSIR

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Lovely boy

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Sportscow is your father, FACT

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

something something star wars

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

+A +LO

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:36, Reply)

That was too complicated but I got there in the end

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:38, Reply)

good work

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:40, Reply)

wish he fucken would like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

You'd miss me and you know it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

^ paedo facial hair

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:31, Reply)

^ jealous bum fluff chin

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:32, Reply)

I'm rocking a 'tache m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Yes, and I have before.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:17, Reply)

I suppose I did too when I was driving buses
But it was out of extreme boredom.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:21, Reply)

I'm gonna have you Butler!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

Don't tell him what your name is Pike!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

I'm free!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

Hi de hi

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:30, Reply)

I find this hard to believe!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:33, Reply)

Where's my cat?!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

There's one above too that nobody has spotted.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Please close the door!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:36, Reply)

A Windsor Davies one

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Fine pair of shoulders?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)

Arthur Lowe isn't it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:50, Reply)

I'll have half.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:37, Reply)

we were having a trial separation!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)

You've spoilt itnow, with your American references.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:40, Reply)

when is your whisky night?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:42, Reply)

January, around Burn's Night probably.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:44, Reply)

which whiskies will be on the menu?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Bells, definitely, and a nice bourbon.
I don't actually know yet.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:49, Reply)

Bells is classy.
You want Teachers on there, Glenfiddich and Glenmorangie for the experts and then a nice Famous Grouse to finish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Your mate's just deletedstuff, cunt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:25, Reply)

yer I saw
I think he felt a bit sheepish about the joke going over his paedo head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:26, Reply)

I mentioned singleton spey cascade, just got a gooddeal on that, new I think.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Singleton's alright.
Auchentoshan is always a good seller as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:28, Reply)

Just been reading about the Signatory bottlings
Some lush stuff there. Not sure limited edition is right for a pub night, other than as a "and here's some ludicrously expensive stuff we'll bring out at the end when everyone's so pissed they won't notice it's £30 a dram"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:42, Reply)

Nowhere near that mate.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Beefo likes Jesus, dozer is wrong, I like skipping in a circle, nakers is the best one here and Jason is a quiet chutney queerbo.
Oh, and not really new poster is potentially a sociopath.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

This is what I need
Concise information - like a straight shot of what you love to what you laughingly call your head.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:42, Reply)

hypothetical question
You've drunk - for example - a bottle of Blaxland Shiraz and it's not yet 9. If you nip down t'offlicence, what do you get?

Assume it's a magic offlicence that sells everything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Can of spray paint and a black bag

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:46, Reply)

I'm sensing a theme here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Let's add the proviso that you're not addicted to solvent huffing, yeah?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

19 sovereign

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

and a pritt stick

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)

8 Ace

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:54, Reply)

23 skidoo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:58, Reply)

liquid liquid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:30, Reply)

17 hanger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:32, Reply)

esg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:35, Reply)

dunno what that is

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Lambrini

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:49, Reply)

fuck off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

4 cans of oranjeboom
Or a 3 litre bottle of super bock
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

trichloromethane

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Black Tower.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Blue nun

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Hirondelle

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:53, Reply)

my kind of porn

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:53, Reply)

auto asphyxiation + religious costumes FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:59, Reply)

'tightening the vicar's collar'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Trepanning can really chill you out and with great visuals
You don't even need to go to the shop if you already have a power-drill at home.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Finally we're getting some interesting ideas on the table

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:54, Reply)

That can sometimes happen if you're not careful.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:55, Reply)

frangelico

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:57, Reply)

the best cenobite

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:09, Reply)

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I just picked the 3 beers for £5 in the end, sorry to disappoint
2 Old Speckled Hens and a London Pride.

Oh, and a Ginsters Buffet Bar, which was so vague in its description I had to get one. Turns out it was "British pork sausage meat filled with crisp coleslaw, soft cheese and mayonnaise, wrapped in breadcrumbs."

Horrifying. Would buy again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Coleslaw AND mayonnaise, eh?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:52, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:53, Reply)

A little vinegar with your pickled onion, sir?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:56, Reply)

push ALL my buttons why dont you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I quite enjoyed reading through all that shite
I only wish I'd been able to share my important views on some indie bands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:08, Reply)

all the bands you like are shit and if they're not then I liked them before they were cool

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:20, Reply)