Meaters breakfast sounds excellent, yours sounds shit.
Although his requires the addition of Lorne sausage.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Square sausage is shit.
So are haggis, scotch pie, irn bru, and whisky.

/worst Scot ever
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:09, Reply)

^ worse than swipe

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I agree with you on whisky, but you're wrong on everything else
Although I'm not a fan of soft drinks anyway.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I like whisky and haggis is alright. Irn Bru is...ok.
I don't know what Scotch pie is, but last time I was there I had a meat pie of some sort that had a pure fat lining. That was fucking vile.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)

The thing about Scotch pies is that quality varies a hell of a lot.
A decent pie and a bovril on a freezing cold day at a football match is the business.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Some of them still have toenail and hoof in them.
Up here you can get lasagne pies. They're great.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I've had one of those
They are NOM. I found a pie/pastie shop in Edinburgh once that had about 200 different flavours, though it might have been Guinness "issues"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:28, Reply)

this^
I do remember finding a mate at the counter during a reserves match, casually stirring in 15 spoonfuls of tomato sauce and sugar into his mate's Bovil
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Local team here won the best pies award, and very nice they were too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

My mate Jim managed to get 2nd degree burns on his hand
by being extremely pissed and attempting to eat a chicken balti pie at the match
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

My ex-father in law used to put loads of pepper in his bov. Fuck knows why. Think his tastbuds were shot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Fucking Bovril.
Why anybody would want to drink a Cup-A-Gravy is absolutely beyond the limits of my understanding.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Northerners innit

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

My ex-girlfriend's little sister was annoying us once in her house so I made her a cup of coffee using bovril
Milk, two sugars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Lol, christ.
I once absent-mindedly made a cup of tea using coffee from the machine by mistake. I ran with it anyway. Don't do that.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

We also manage to freeze a half-eaten dog biscuit into her cola lollipops she was making

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Haha.
I was once bitching about being hungry out on a walk and my nan chucked me a bag and said eat these.

I think I was about half-way through before I said they were a bit tasteless and she told me they were for the dog.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:41, Reply)

On the plus side your hair has never been shinier since?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)

The best description I've heard is 'liquid beef and brown confusion'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Love it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I prefer two

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:10, Reply)