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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Time for Cool New Thread mk III
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:49, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Aw mine was just getting going

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Perhaps by contemporary standards
but not really, no.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Don't seem that cool yet tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)
What you on about m8, look around

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:55, Reply)
* sees fields*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Yeah, that's the problem. I see Tangles posting, lowering the coolness by around 40% for a start

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
See what you mean. have you tried looking around after pressing the ignore button?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I'd never ignore tangledupinblueposter, he might not be cool but i like him

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
just a suggestion, I've never put anyone on ignore, don't really see the point. I can just ignore them the old fashioned way

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Yeah but with 2.0 the poster you ignore can't see your posts either.
This usually winds them up good and proper and is mega LOLs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I'm sure it would be very frustrating to not see any of your posts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah, I suppose it only really works with me.
Soz.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:09, Reply)
nobody reads your posts anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Err ...

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I'd like to be part of the final solution
if that helps
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)
hitlol

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
sian williams y/n?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:52, Reply)
for an old bird shes alright yer. probably give her a go like

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
yer me too m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
i survived the not being able to open beefreeteaeh user experience 24/11/2014. Never 4get

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:55, Reply)
haha let's make badges to put on our profiles!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Imma open a T Shirt pop up shop like that bloke did after the first Folkestone Earthquake

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
^ "angry woman of b3ta"

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
how did that work ? did some plank 'make' a shit picture and invite their internet pals to put it in their profile? Or did people dare to put it there anyway. You guys.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Spot on.
They were like scout achievement badges for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
alwez in r harts <3

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I bet you were still hovering though.
Refraining from posting so you kept your 'cool'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
It wouldn;t open so id hoped rob had used all the donations on a prostitute instead of server bills. On checking that reddit was still shit i gave up on the internet altogether

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I had a look at that UsvsThem site yesterday.
First time I've done so. I was just thinking the other day that there' not enough click bait sites on the wildnet. Definitely a bit of a gap in the market old Manuel's filling, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
rob really needs to grow up at some point

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Ain't he in his forties and a family man now?
Time to lay off the "heehee poo" jokes, you'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Nah, second childhood after the wife and kids kicked him out
#curseofb3ta
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I've seen them write articles that include the sentence 'buzzfeed reported that'
Just to show you the journalistic effort involved on that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)
You mean about the same as most mainstream papers?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Interviewing for an audio visual job on Friday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:59, Reply)
now this i like!
No work Xmas afternoon booze up this year #lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
No $$$ to £££ money returned to me from the post office yet
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
That postman Pat is a cunt
he has nicked your money and spent it on Latvian whores
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
My car's in for its MOT today
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Booked a hotel at Stansted Airport for next Thursday
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Fucking hell, you know how to treat a woman and no mistake.
/oncetookabirdtotheHeathrowIbis
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
She ain't coming, really early flight Friday :(
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresabout
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Wearing my famous cardigan at work like a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
#lifeupdatesnobodycaresqbout
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Hope it goes well.
Renault, Peugeot or Citroen?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)
VW

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Oh OK, wait a minute. This was another "you're French" joke. Soz.
Renault 4, obvs. It's all banged up from where I've been driving around drunk on red wine delivering, oh I don't know, chickens or some shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Truffles, garlic & onions.
You're not even trying anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)
The renault 4 was designed to carry a basket of eggs across a rutted field
#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Look who you're talking to. Obviously I know that.
The Renault 6 had its gearbox on backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
#factsthatnoonewouldevercareabout

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Something tells him you're onto something good

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:05, Reply)
This thread isn't cool at all... :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:01, Reply)
It'd be cooler with a gay best friend!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:02, Reply)
you offering?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
My wife would never go for it. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Good! I never asked her!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Cool.
giving, taking or is it negotiable?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Depends how drunk you get me

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Two appletinis it is, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)
h8er's gon h8

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:03, Reply)
No smoke without fire M8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:04, Reply)
smoke machines

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
That's not smoke, you flid.
It's dry ice.

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I think that's the point he was making....

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I know. I got that.
I just wanted to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
uhuh.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
This is the coolest thread yet I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:13, Reply)

is was
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Morning.
Apparently, stress has turned me into a raging short-tempered mental.

I fear I may have become cranley.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Don't stress, It's not worth it. pointless emotion like

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I need to take up meditation or something.
You know, if it wasn't a pile of horsewank.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Small amounts of stress may be desired, beneficial, and even healthy. Positive stress helps improve athletic performance. It also plays factor in motivation, adaptation, and reaction to the environment.
Just saying
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
that sounds like it was written by somebody who cries in meetings

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
It's not really worth holding a meeting if no one is crying by the end

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I have the same motto for my sex life

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
stress is for the weak
just kill somebody
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm very fucking tempted.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
What's stressful about taking twenty minutes to put some pills in a bag?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Work is the least stressful part of my day.
It's the rest of the whole 'life' business that's winding me up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
He surely can't hold on for too much longer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Must be difficult when somebody years older than you gives you the "I WONT tidy my room YOU'RE NOT MY MUM" routine

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
i'm here now
the chill factor just went up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Shut your legs then.
Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
man a vaginafridge would be cool
i'd never suffer from warm coke ever again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I think smeg make one

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i have a pink smeg fridge
this is not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)
All of your kitchen implements are gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)

kitchen implements boyfriends
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Yeah, it would, by its very nature, be cool.
Bit inconvenient though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
'Frigina'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
frigidaire

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Handy!
A little light would come on when you open your legs, you could use Dettol to wipe it down and as long as you don't bash the back, no dangerous gas would be emitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)
and it would spray water on the floor if you accidentally caught the little nubbin on the door

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Would start to smell funny if you left the meat in too long.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)
no meat allowed! cucumber only!
wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:45, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I dont think you are taking the fanny fridge seriously

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
You could put novelty magnets on it.
Someone would need to think of a catchy name for them though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Magnets?
Velcro, surely...?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)
VagNets

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:00, Reply)
pubes are sooo 20th century

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Your fridge is fucked mate.
Phone the council.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
lol povvo fridge with no ice and water dispenser

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Frigid

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:41, Reply)
^ Rigid
(+in the mens showers)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Not when you're there...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)
hahaah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
awww yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQc9L2RbQkw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:33, Reply)
hint, when the URL starts https the s means secure and the link wont display
get round this by removing everything prior to the www's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Remove everything that came before the world wide web?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Yep
I mean should we still be celebrating anything prior to that?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)

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