I saw quite a lot of
one of the later Saw films at a friends house. The games would have slotted quite well into The Crystal Maze if they'd had a brutal torture zone.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

that richard fairbrass probably had a gay sex dungeon under the crystal dome

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Don't talk, just piss

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

When I was a kid we had
a vinyl album with songs like the laughing policeman on it. One of them was a song called Right said Fred performed by Deeply Dippy. I think it's probably got something to do with the Illuminati.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I think it's mean that 'The Fred' dressed up in bald wigs and wrote songs about people being stupid and acted all gay just to bully Jaysums

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I wasn't even gay then, silly.
I didn't make my life choice until 6th Form!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)

That will be the next format of entertainment after The X Factor and The Hunger Games
You will be able to vote via an app.
LET THEM EAT CACK!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I said years ago that the big brother eviction should be via an incinerator chute
the apprentice too
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)

You're fired!
HAHAHAHA
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Wouldn't it be better to cut out the middle man and make the application process an incinerator chute?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

" Ah hello I am here for The Apprentice Interv Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

A pile of charred corpses getting berated by lordalan for an hour would be a bit dull.
But would be good for my blood pressure.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:18, Reply)

it'd certainly save a lot of time and money

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I actually enjoyed Frankie Boyles take on this.
When a contestant leaves the big brother house, the other contestants should hear nothing but stony silence from outside, followed by a gunshot.

Then, once the other contestants start wondering if it's a mind game, the corpse should be dropped into the swimming pool from a helicopter.
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)

YES!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)

also, it'd be interesting to see how the housemates behave once they know their lives are on the line

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:27, Reply)

It might stop them acting like massive cunts all teh time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Will the token black woman please report to the diary room.
"In this box is a syringe filled with AIDS infected blood. Your task is to inject some into three of the other housemates. These housemates will be put up for eviction. The housemate evicted will not be killed immediately upon leaving, but rather left to face a slower, more painful death. Should you fail in your task, you will need to inject yourself with the contents of the syringe to avoid immediate eviction."

I'm writing to Channel 5, they need to get this show going!
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I quite liked that Dead Set show they did with a zombie apocalypse happening while people were on Big Brother

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)

It did have some brilliant lines.
"Do you think anyone's still watching?"
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

It played out a bit like Black Mirror, which I also love.
Christmas special should be good :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)