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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Mysterious sonic booms.
What do you think caused them?

alt: sneaker chat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:48, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
your mum pulling her arse out of a cheap plastic patio chair


alt: new balance have changed the cut of their shoes ... either that or my great flat flapping boats have gone even flatter and fatter :(
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Sexy hedgehogseses
Alt: Fuck off
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
BIG EGG

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
there's deffo something council about wearing runners out and about

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
^grey slip-on boat shoes over beige and brown nylon socks^

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:52, Reply)
^prison white reebok classics from jdsports

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
this still sounds infinitely preferable to your boat shoes

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
they must compliment your easy to pull down umbro tracksuits for your frequent old man pisses

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I should imagine they must yes.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
deffo

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:53, Reply)
^birkenstocks and crocs with a burtons suit^

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
runners
I believe that to be a Mick term for trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
he's prolly still upset that his mum made him do PE in hand-me-down plimsolls

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
I bought a nice expensive pair or running shoes
but don't really do any running cause I'm a fat lazy cunt. They now get worn to do the gardening and shit.

^ Interesting story
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
I like that you have a special pair of shitting shoes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
in the garden
grows excellent tomatoes
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Lonsdale with a TAPOUT t shirt or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
yeah
you try wearing high heels and walking for more than a few mins, never mind getting across london in them.

then come to me and beg for your trainers like the little bitch that you are.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
get a taxi

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:29, Reply)
one's boss does not approve, feels it is bad for the environment, cheaper, and quicker to take the tube
this is the subject of many discussions when we have events.

v few of which i win.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
In b4 'lol povvo something'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:36, Reply)
he is correct though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I'm going to start insisting minions take the bus or summat
Or mebbe I'll just pretend they're adults and let them travel how they want.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, Reply)
shanks pony only

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
yeah, that'll work brilliantly at a client or all-parties meeting
when you all rock up at separate times.

why has nobody thought of this before?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Surely if you all know what time you are supposed to arrive you can allow sufficient travelling time for whatever means you choose

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
controversial

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
somebody needs to invent a portable timepiece so that people can maintain a schedule
they could wear it on a wrist or in a convenient pocket
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
something something chompy something swipe's convenient pocket

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:01, Reply)
something something wearing him on her wrist something something

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
huh? we regularly travel to client meetings independently
we manage to arrive on time by not being fucking useless
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
What sonic booms?
alt: I preferred them when they were called marathon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I quite liked it, good performance from Aykroyd/Redford.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Air max. Pikey? Y/N?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
What version?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Any of the new ones, I quite like some of them but can't get past the fact at school they were a bit chavtastic

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Air 'Shox' were the go-to pikey shoe when I were a yout.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Handy then that the family budget would only stretch to Hi-Tec Silver Shadow.
#sickburn
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Didn't read it because it's that time of the day where the sun shines RIGHT IN MY EYES.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Weren't black Reebok classics the most popular among pikey burglars?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
deffo folkestone couture

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Nah that's more reebok hexalite maybe ERS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:02, Reply)
whichever way you slice it airmax are just too council

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:04, Reply)
They just look comfortable, I'm getting old Al

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
shock waves created by an object traveling through the air faster than the speed of sound

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
dunno, Monty running out of a pub after being propositioned by a girl?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Sonic bloo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Sonic bloo.
Bloo boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, Reply)
This?
youtu.be/nXClxayu22A
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Yes.
I like this. I think it's 'good'.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Power laces next year right?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:03, Reply)
hover board first please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:10, Reply)
There was a weedy kid in my biology class that told when we let the guinea pigs out.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
The Baha men couldnt match the success of etc.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Dunlop green flash all the way

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Blue Flash are where it's at.
Design classic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I think you mean Hi tec squash m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Sonic booms aren't a single event, but a rolling phenomenon that is generated for as long as an object maintains supersonic flight
resulting in a Mach cone originating at the nose and flight surfaces. The boom is heard where the edges of the Mach cone pass over an observer, being the leading edge of the shockwave.

Alt: I wear boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:21, Reply)
I've got a sweet pair of 1987 Mach Cones in classic navy and red

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I wanted to be a fighter pilot when I was a kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Also, wearing daps for anything other than sport is vile.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:23, Reply)
the fuck is a 'dap', you fucking dap?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:26, Reply)
Careful it is clearly some sort of gangland speak
he will almost certainly be green lighting you for a hit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Fucking daps? You god damned dirty Welshman.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I bet you wear pointy slip-ons.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Ryu, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)

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