given in
going home

#prayforswipe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:42, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

do you need somebody to walk you to the bus stop to make sure you don't get lost?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)

You ill or something?
I tried to buy 2 packs of pre-meditative flu tablets and a pack of ibuprofen in aldi today and the woman made a big fuss about me only being allowed 2 packets in case I cook meth or something.
Called the supervisor over and everything.
I WAS SHIVERING COS IT WAS COLD OKAY?!?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)

You can't make meth from paracetemol j
You have muddled something up in your brain.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Top B3ta tip: Don't read everything literally.
hth xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Thanks.
I'll bare that in mind next time you say something retarded.

I may not have to wait very long.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)

bear

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

it's the bear minimum

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)

If you're gonna correct people, like for instance in this very thread
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2424788
You're going to look like a FUCKING RETARD if you get things wrong yourself, innit yer
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2424767
yerr
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)

I know right?!
She preaches at me!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

shit. where?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

^picturing Jase naked^

( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

he didn't mention paracetamol
he's presumably talking about ephedrine or pseudo ephedrine which are the main off-the-shelf ingredient of meth and commonly found in decongestants but only available from a pharmacist in this country
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)

i.e. not aldi

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)

herrderryerr

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Fucking NICE pricks claiming that phenylephrine is just as effective.
It really isn't
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

NOT NICE AT ALL

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

I often explain this to the woman in the chemist
I'm sure she doesn't find it in any way condescending or annoying
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)

^WORLD AUTHORITY

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)

not really
Although I can see how I might appear that way on many subjects to ignorant and unhappy people
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I feel sorry for the till jockey at the pharmacist as dr shambles with the full backing of the russell group of universitys explains to her once again the intricacies of his pizzaoven.
A man whose 'consultancy' is at cranley levels
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

'dr cranbolic'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Except he didn't say that, did he?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoephedrine#Use_to_make_methamphetamine
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)

YOU CAN'T GET PSEUDOEPHEDRINE IN ALDI YOU FUCKING RETARDS

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

calm down, love
just because you're struggling to understand conversational English
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:59, Reply)

You and your bent mate are struggling to understand logic

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

it must be hard for you when swipe is stuck on the fart tube and you briefly become the thickest one here

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Oi I am the thickest one here
and I have a note from my mum that proves it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

but nobody can read that because she's just smeared a crude cross with her own excrement

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

still counts dunnit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)

The thrust of the story isn't that the shop assistant thought he was going to cook meth
from ingredients that you can't cook meth from. Something you've catastrophically misunderstood. Regardless of whether you can or can't buy meth ingredients in Aldi, you're the dumbass here, Ballbag, old boy.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)

It's clearly bullshit.
You really think the cashier in Aldi said "you can only have one packet of that mate in case you cook meth with it"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

She didn't say any such thing and neither did Jason claim that she did
You useless, illiterate bender.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

"the woman made a big fuss about me only being allowed 2 packets in case I cook meth or something"
can you people not fucking read?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

^literally taking things illiterately^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)

How can so many people be wrong at the same time?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

OK, here's the breakdown.
The way the woman reacted seemed entirely like an overreaction to Jason, something which he explained using a pretty common mode of speech called "exaggeration". He was purposefully giving her attributes that didn't happen in real life to illustrate his point.

You useless, illiterate bender.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Retards, all of you.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

ah fuck it

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

oh lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

just shut the fuck up you dull cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

You really don't get the method behind anecdotes, do you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

jesus wept
thicker and angrier than swipe
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Even so, it was the shop assistant who was wrong here, not Jasin


*rides white horse off into sunset*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I dun a win?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

no

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

no

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:03, Reply)

theres no limit

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)

no

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

no mate

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

You merely lost less than baggers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:11, Reply)

yes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

ON OPPOSITE DAY!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

BOOM
*Drops mike*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Opposite day is one of my favourite things

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:20, Reply)

AAARRRGGGGG!
You can't buy more than 2 packets of paracetamol containing medicines due to the suicide risk. The Aldi woman would not have talked about meth. Jason just didn't realise that lemsip doesn't have meth precursors in it when he made up his silly story.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:05, Reply)

she didn't talk about meth, you dopey twat

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Have you ever considered not getting into a blind, spittle flecked rage over utterly inconsequential minutiae?

( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:09, Reply)

what would be the point of him if he didn't do that?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

You're a fucking idiot.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)

However, Codine and Paracetimol desolve at different tempratures, so it's probably that they're concerned with.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)

From which you can cook meth, according to ballbag.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Meth is so Blarzé, you see one season of Braking Bad and it's the 'in' thing to do - but anyone seen the Louis Tharoux doc? #NoThankYouDotJpeg
Give me an opiate based high any day of the week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)

gays are more likely to be junkies
That nice Lord Monckton said so
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)

yessss dinner on the table when i get in
cheers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:49, Reply)

And a full update of all her symptoms

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Homer and Bart are my favourites.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:52, Reply)

sounds like 'man flu'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Expect infection.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:55, Reply)

mucus from every hole, he'll be like a pig in shit that kid

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:58, Reply)

*starts work on the charity single*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 12:50, Reply)