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Alright?
What you all up to this Thursday eve?
We've got an early finish if we get another ten sales in.
Gash on 'ere today, innit?
It's worn out more than Dozers' memes
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:53, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What you all up to this Thursday eve?
We've got an early finish if we get another ten sales in.
Gash on 'ere today, innit?
It's worn out more than Dozers' memes
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:53, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm going to the juicer with Mrs Vagabond, and she's giving me one of my birthday presents.
I'm 40 you know, and I've still got most of my own teeth.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)
I'm 40 you know, and I've still got most of my own teeth.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)
a quick public handijay under the tablein the pub
Wow same thing she got me
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Wow same thing she got me
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)
there's literally no one on b3ta desperate enough to spunk in your arsehole Jay. Just you think about how hideous you have to be to achieve that
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I'm supposed to be going to a fundraiser screening of some artsy short films
But I might just get pissed on supermarket plonk
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)
But I might just get pissed on supermarket plonk
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)
you have the academic record of a toddler and the life prospects of a psychochomp
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I'm going to cruise around town in the baggo-mobile with the top down
listening to my Phil Collins CD.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
listening to my Phil Collins CD.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
I thought I'd stay at work
Until half past fucking eight
Three day weekend though. So to answer your question; BEER
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Until half past fucking eight
Three day weekend though. So to answer your question; BEER
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Usual Thursday stuff
Picking up stepdaughter from dance class and then shopping.
On another note - are Apple fanbois particularly sensitive? I had an exchange with one on FB last night and it appears I may have gone too far - so far in fact that he deleted the thread.
All I said was that instead of an iMac I'd rather use an abacus. In Turkish. Behind my back, one handed whilst being force-fed rabid bees. He seemed to take offence.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Picking up stepdaughter from dance class and then shopping.
On another note - are Apple fanbois particularly sensitive? I had an exchange with one on FB last night and it appears I may have gone too far - so far in fact that he deleted the thread.
All I said was that instead of an iMac I'd rather use an abacus. In Turkish. Behind my back, one handed whilst being force-fed rabid bees. He seemed to take offence.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Went to a job interview, the office has a slide going from reception to the arcade/bar/chill-out floor.
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Nothing like a wakki office to paper over the fundemental business issues and crippling staff morale
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Init, the more they blur the lines between 'work' and 'not work' the more they expect people to work when the clock says 'not work'.
Bollocks to that.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Bollocks to that.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)
I eschew most of my responsibilities by being exceptionally vague.
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I don't think these poeple have buisness issues, might do, donno, I think more people here would have used them than not
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Oh is it one of those 'new media' places where the office has ping pong tables and pricks in it?
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Cool, I've always wanted to work at a children's playhouse
#Watkins
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)
#Watkins
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)
Lady pig is at her chrimbo do. So home alone cans with the dogs I reckon.
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I shall be attempting to suppress my thinky thinky worry panic job stress
by topical application of alcohol and light entertainment television. Wish me luck.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
by topical application of alcohol and light entertainment television. Wish me luck.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
4 sales to go!!!
Have any of you had a car accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?
Did you feel discomfort for more than 6 weeks?
Gimme a buzz
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Have any of you had a car accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?
Did you feel discomfort for more than 6 weeks?
Gimme a buzz
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Everyone's a spastic to you.
It must be great to have such an elevated sense of worth, no matter how misplaced.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)
It must be great to have such an elevated sense of worth, no matter how misplaced.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)
I had an accident less than 6 months ago that wasn't my fault.
felt mild discomfort for a week after.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)
felt mild discomfort for a week after.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Nope. Gotta be longer than 6 weeks and have a certain amount of damage to the vehicle to qualify.
Usually over 500 quid
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Usually over 500 quid
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)
They really call them sales?
At what point in the transaction is it considered a sale?
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)
At what point in the transaction is it considered a sale?
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)
This customer just won't shut up
On the one hand, I've very bored by pretending I'm listening to her. On the other, there's been calls waiting since forever, and the longer she keeps bending my eye, the more chance there is that some of those people will die.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)
On the one hand, I've very bored by pretending I'm listening to her. On the other, there's been calls waiting since forever, and the longer she keeps bending my eye, the more chance there is that some of those people will die.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)
I'm 36
I know I'm a failure
But at least I'm not a total fucking cunt
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I know I'm a failure
But at least I'm not a total fucking cunt
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)
Don't listen to him.
He's blissfully unaware of the fact people sometimes find happiness without material worth.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)
He's blissfully unaware of the fact people sometimes find happiness without material worth.
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Oh hell yes
Some poor fuckers get paid to listen to them. I reckon that must be about the worst job in the world, unless you're on ecstasy, in which case it might be the best
( , Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)
Some poor fuckers get paid to listen to them. I reckon that must be about the worst job in the world, unless you're on ecstasy, in which case it might be the best
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